External Link/Members OnlyAfter trawling the reviews and feeling like a little relaxation and de stress I opted for Friend’s massage as seen a recent post about coco.
I message the number and wait for a reply and being the impatient type I am I decided to ring I specifically asked for Coco as the review made her out to be GVFM. all booked for 10pm 1-hour B2B massage.
I arrive bang on time on a B road near a takeaway, you must enter I side gate where you are welcomed by Christmas lights and a shady looking door with a postcard of the loch ness monster on the door. ring the bell and swiftly answered by a Chinese girl about 30ish black dress on, ushered in and asked to wait in the kitchen on a chair with bright industrial light above I presume they had crossed bookings. now this place is not your usual Thai massage style place it basically looks like a cheap knocking shop with numbered doors 1 to 4 on a corridor. anyway, I hear the last punter leave and in pops the Chinese girl with the black dress advises me to take shoes off and shouts Coco in room 3.
Coco was described in the review as 20's unfortunately she is late 30's early 40's OP may need glasses. not too bad looking about a 6/10 face wise body seemed decent under clothes size 8-10.
asked how long I wanted I said one our she sighed and asked if 30 mins was ok. must of been a long day
asked for b2b before we start as cannot arsed haggling when im all relaxed on naked. paid £35 for the hour on massage and £40 for the b2b. £75 total.
on to the massage, I get starkers and lay face down ready and excited for what I was expecting to be a great b2b massage. usual oil and rub down then she moves onto the arse area, now I have never had this before and was slightly confused but while rubbing my arse I heard rustling then suddenly, she wiped my arse with a baby wipe. bear in mind I had a bath before setting off and I shave my arsehole for rimming sessions so was very confused although she did springily say "oh clean boy" so I think wow im getting a rimming also bonus......... No more massaging my arse and crack swipes for around 10 mins. im presuming that suddenly, she will turn into some nymph and go at it, but no standard takes clothes off puts one leg on the table and softly rubs her tit on my arse cheek.
now I have had plenty of massages over the past 3 years and plenty of B2B this happens about 50% of the time and kills the whole mood. but I also like to keep my eyes closed until the turnover when I can see the full glory of what is about to slide all over my cock with their body. sometimes im disponed sometimes presently surprised. this time disappointed, but if a belly bump and alright natural tits b to c cup but worse of all a hairy fanny. that is a massive turn off for me, but I think im here now is needed to make the most of this. anyway, she does some more rub down climbs on top and rubs her belly up and down my cock not ever close her fanny and very robotic. the rest is boring, but it ends up my wanking myself off to the usual "cum for me baby" fake shit they spout. wasted £75 should have waited to see Nikki at palm leaves Rochdale tomorrow at least she gives it some attention.
Comms - Usual massage place speak basic English so shite at messages best to call as always answer and give good info for time and then message you address.
Venue - back door knocking shop style, massage table small room basic oriental kitchen with usual condiments on show.
Girl - late 30's early 40's 6/10 body half Chinese half Japanese pretty face.!!! Hairy Fanny!!!
Meet - robotic and boring would not go again.
