Pippa Sub Slut - Birmingham May 2021
External Link/Members OnlyThis is a tough review for me. I spent Friday, Saturday and Sunday trying to get the balls emptied by one of the usual higher end SP's i go for. Should have had a wank on Friday and got over the burning desire for a shag. Brum is getting shit for high end girls availability now. Spent 3 days speaking with Olivia from Deluxe and couldn't get a Deluxe girl for all the
COVID tea in China. I saw Megan Carter had availability but apart from 9pm tonight nothing so that was a dead end. Lilith is always booked but nice enough to exchange a few texts with me and has tried to accommodate outside of her usual schedule so appreciated but not going to be around later in the week. I even tried my Dominatrix who is a 3 hour round trip but she's moving fucking house too so couldn't even pay for a kick in the balls, finger up the bum and a smacked arse haha
So spent the next 24 hours hitting up the Brazilians and a couple of others with no response.
Then today with 90 mins notice got a booking with Pippa Sub Slut. Reading her profile i thought fuck me i better wash my arse as this could get very kinky. How wrong was I!!!!
Date: May 2021
Comms: Excellent - very quick and professional
Location: Serviced apartment Birmingham - Parked up and was pleasantly surprised my car was still there when i came out. Shit hole part of Brum. Ive never seen so many of those silver balloon canisters on the floor in my life. I reckon if i had collected and recycled them it would have covered the punting fee. You literally have to skate over them. Apartment building is one you are glad you dont live in. As i approached the apartment the smell of weed coming out of it was the point i should have fucked off. 3 days on a quest to empty the blue balls kept me there.
Cost: 1 hour £150 - never actually discussed how long I wanted and i just assumed id pay for 1 hour but wish i had done 30 mins in the end. Actually wish i hadn't gone.
Pippa: Actually she's very nice looking and was in some very sexy lingerie and has a fucking nice tight little body. Im thinking fuck me this could be kinky & OK. As i walked in Teen Taylor was in there in a school uniform lol and she looks like her pics too. The smell of weed though and the empty bottles of vodka and im thinking fucking hell what are you doing. I like high end quality experiences and this isnt that.
Meet: Ushered straight into the bedroom and she disappears so i got he paperwork out and when she came back i gave it to her and she buggered off again and i hear teen Taylor say how long is he staying. I felt like shouting im half way out the window. So she comes back in and she says i feel quite nervous. She was really shy and i appreciate im a handsome bloke and hung like Red Rum but im really easy to speak to (haha only joking). So i say can i have a kiss then. Oh i dont kiss!!! Fuck me! Look at her profile it looks like apart from taking a shit in your mouth she does the lot. You can kiss my neck! haha oh wow! So no FK or DFK!
I then see the bin full of condoms and think actually probably saved me the hassle and i instantly think im not doing RO on her. She smelt lovely and was very hygienic and had a smoking figure and shaven pussy but i just thought this girl has been fucked to death this weekend and ill keep the contact to covered sex.
I fingered her and she was very receptive and came a couple of times. She says on her profile she has loads of toys but when i asked she had one little silver billet and that was the lot. So i pissed about with that for a bit. I had thought maybe she has a paddle and i can at least have a spanking lol but no, none of the kinky stuff advertised.
She gave me OWO and it was really good actually, started really bad but she got into it and it was nice and loads of balls sucking. She seemed to like wanking my cock at a hundred miles per hour and im not for that as it just makes you blow your load in no time and im a one pop man so had to stop her a few times. I had her on top and a bit of mish then some more OW and Ball sucking. Im thinking back to the profile and how she makes out she's a filthy little slut but its tame as fuck. Ive even douched my arse thinking i may get some kinky prostate massage or more but no joy. Im constantly checking my watch and manage to drag my enthusiasm out for 45 mins and just want to shoot and go. Id checked at 15 mins and though for £150 i want to drag this out even though its shit. I then say OK where can i cum. Thinking i cant kiss you so was expecting to have to blow in the bag. But she says anywhere you like so i opt for the mouth. In her AW profile she says watch me gargle before i swallow so im expecting some awesome skills here but its spilling out and mostly over me haha. I get passed a wet wipe, i literally jump up get dressed, quick hug and go.
On my way out theres 2 guys in a car who look like they are selling those balloon canisters and the weed. They look at me and i'm wearing my Rolex and have a wallet of £s on me so as i pop round the corner its time for a quick jog to the car and get it locked and drive off lol.
Overall: I should have had that wank. Would have saved hours of searching for a punt and will stick to my regulars. Olivia seems to have some more girls signing up so lets see if the availability improves. Im going to book a few regs a few weeks in advance as this was a shit weekend. Come on B'ham we can do better!
Really all the bravado talk on Pippa's AW profile couldn't be further from the truth. It was extremely vanilla and I nearly gave it a neutral but i wont be going back and the reason for the negative is my clothes smell of weed now and im not a weed smoker. You could come out stoned quite easily. She is fit and a nice girl but the service is basic and if you were returning home to a partner you'd smell like you'd spent the night with Bob Marley. Explain that!
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