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9 review(s) for LISA_SEXY26 (6 positive, 0 neutral, 3 negative) [Indexed by Goldfinch]

Offline JackSaint

My research on here was inconclusive, a blow out and an opportunity to organise girls and TS, it spiked my interest because she looked hot, with a full range of inclusive services, comms were prompt via WhatsApp, she came across a bit scatty and left a few voice messages, no issues, it's a burner punting phone, voice was quite deep, my "fuck, what if she's a TS or was a bloke" radar screamed out but the photos look good and match the one on her WhatsApp profile so I soldiered on.

The place is one of the best punting venues I've visited in a long and distinguished career. Two bedrooms, the punting one has mirrors on all four walls surrounding the bed plus on the ceiling, the wardrobe behind the bed was stocked with multiple dildos, all shapes and sizes, loads of shoes, a selection of Louboutins and stripper heels, racks of Victoria's Secret underwear and a load of outfits and the shelving unit at the foot of the bed had an array of oils and gels. The bed, properly made with pillows and cushions and a large TV on the wall.

The lounge is decorated like a strip club with strobe lighting, a pole and white leather sofas.

Bathroom features a large two/three person walk in shower with all required accoutrements and fresh towels.

Nick Knowles would have fuck all to do on DIY SOS to turn this place into a den of iniquity!

The girl, she is tall, at least five feet ten plus heels, mid thirties, big brown eyes, pretty face, quite a square jawbone, pumped up lips, brunette with blonde highlights, loads of extensions with big bolt ons, a great Brazilian arse, flat gym toned stomach, long legs, smooth all over a few tattoos and pierced nipples and pussy, massive hands and an Adams apple - kidding folks, no massive hands or Adams apple and a very natural shaped pussy which I was able to observe from all angles thanks the the copious amount of mirrors.

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She asked how I wanted her dressed on arrival, I requested lingerie, stocking and heels which is exactly what I got, leather and strappy. Quick kiss and grope, tour of the sex capsule and into the shower. She brought a water gizmo into the bedroom for drinking and we snogged standing, then on the bed, my towel was removed and she sucked me, playing plenty of attention to head, shaft, balls and south, deep throat, no teeth, up from DFK, I helped remove her complicated bra and pants, more DFK, head and she asked if I wanted her to be my slave and before I could answer I was strapping her into another leather outfit with tits, pussy and arse fully exposed along with a leather collar with a metal chain which I held as she went down on me kneeling near the bedside mirror and sucked me off after spreading Honey Birdette caramel lube over cock and balls, then we got on the bed, me on my back, she oiled her tits, put a pillow under my arse and rimmed me while wanking me, the sucked some more, applied a condom with her moth and jumped on it reverse cowgirl asking me to fuck her hard, which I did, then she manoeuvered round to regular cowgirl as we smashed the living daylights out of each other. She dismounted and I entered in spoons until, 50 minutes into the action I was ready.

She lay on her back and hung her head over the side of the bed, I straddled it and she rimmed me while wanking my cock for a while, then moved up the bed, head on the pillow, mouth open as I unleashed torrents over her face and mouth which she took unflinchingly despite a couple of unintentional eye shots, as my orgasm subsided she sucked me clean.

We cleaned up together in the bathroom and she was still naked bar stockings and heels as we kissed good bye.

I've got to go back and see her and another girl and explore the lounge area, right?

£250 all in, no rush, full attention on me all the time, surely she can't have once been a bloke....

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A real Am@zonian perhaps?

Is it any wonder she's screaming "no bareback enquiries" when she posts this:

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« Last Edit: May 13, 2021, 04:30:59 pm by LLPunting »

Offline yesbby

Slightly broad shoulders

Pretty sure you’ve just shagged a fella

Offline The Night King

Great review JS!  :wacko:

I've had her on my HL for ages but never consummated.

How are the bolt-ons to the touch? Are they natural feeling or hard?

There's no way this is a fella. So predictable that people are weighing in on that so quickly  :unknown:

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I was parodying that tendency, for the record!

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Nick Knowles would have fuck all to do on DIY SOS to turn this place into a den of iniquity!


What!!!  I bet he could find something that needs sticking up :D :D :D

Offline dupor

Thanks for the review ,actually met her about 3-4 years ago, defo female ,she has a child and actually showed her photos

Offline JackSaint

Slightly broad shoulders

Pretty sure you’ve just shagged a fella

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Offline JackSaint

Great review JS!  :wacko:

I've had her on my HL for ages but never consummated.

How are the bolt-ons to the touch? Are they natural feeling or hard?

There's no way this is a fella. So predictable that people are weighing in on that so quickly  :unknown:

Soft to the touch, there is a slightly manly look facially and a deepish voice but I think she's an honest girl, offered me girls & TS as duo partners, I made it very clear I only like girls, told me she had a child, pussy was a woman's. The service was 100%, all inclusive, in a great punting flat, I'd say value for money in these tough times.
« Last Edit: May 13, 2021, 05:23:39 pm by JackSaint »

Offline JackSaint

Thanks for the review ,actually met her about 3-4 years ago, defo female ,she has a child and actually showed her photos

Thanks for the confirmation, she's a great SP

Offline golden bull

Wow this sounds Devine!! I too had looked at her profile many times but haven’t dipped due to lack of intel. The flat sounds it’s worth the entry fee alone😁

Offline Momodan38

Great review as always, thanks. I’ve come across her profile before, after your review I’ll definitely try and see her now.

Offline JackSaint

Wow this sounds Devine!! I too had looked at her profile many times but haven’t dipped due to lack of intel. The flat sounds it’s worth the entry fee alone😁

The flat is magnificent!

Offline JackSaint

Great review as always, thanks. I’ve come across her profile before, after your review I’ll definitely try and see her now.

Enjoy, she's experienced and really delivers, she ended my bad run.

Offline Harry Monk

She looks amazing, what a body !
Added to my HL though I'll need to be feeling like splashing out at that price ....feels like £200 would be more reasonable.
Thanks for review anyway  :drinks:

Offline JackSaint

She looks amazing, what a body !
Added to my HL though I'll need to be feeling like splashing out at that price ....feels like £200 would be more reasonable.
Thanks for review anyway  :drinks:

In the current climate, all inclusive, apart from anal which doesn't interest me anyway, in a great venue it's not bad and better value than an average Russkie who will charge extras.

Offline PLeisure

Impressive  :wacko:

Refreshing to come across a Brazilian with all-inclusive mentality. Thanks for reviewing.
The venue sounds suitably optimised, too.

Would a sz8 dress be about right for her?
Also, has she recently changed her name to "HOT LINDA BRAZILIANx"
« Last Edit: May 14, 2021, 09:50:07 am by PLeisure »

Offline JackSaint

Impressive  :wacko:

Refreshing to come across a Brazilian with all-inclusive mentality. Thanks for reviewing.
The venue sounds suitably optimised, too.

Would a sz8 dress be about right for her?
Also, has she recently changed her name to "HOT LINDA BRAZILIANx"

I think she is more a size 10, slim, athletic but tall, like a tennis player/swimmer, apart from the bolt ons, name change is correct, not certain when.

Offline PLeisure

I think she is more a size 10, slim, athletic but tall, like a tennis player/swimmer, apart from the bolt ons, name change is correct, not certain when.
That's helpful, thank you  :hi:

Offline JackSaint

That's helpful, thank you  :hi:

Forgot to mention in the review that she does a mean lapdance and has a selection of friends from 20s to 30s, girls and TS who can join the fun, will be tempted to go for a blowout party with her and a younger girl utilising all the facilities on the back of the next BTC spike.

Offline Ericbadboyaight

Just because a woman shows you a picture of her and a young child doesn’t mean it’s automatically her child lol. It could be her niece or nephew for that matter.

Do you really think that they can’t fake a picture of themselves with a child.

For me , what i would question is

How does her pussy look and feel
Adam’s apple
Physical structure (height, shoulders, softness of body etc)

Offline dfg

Glad you had a good time, and I like the sound of the flat. Do you or anyone have links to the other girls who operate from there?

Offline JackSaint

Glad you had a good time, and I like the sound of the flat. Do you or anyone have links to the other girls who operate from there?

No idea, she sent me a photo of a redheaded Brazilian with massive tits and arse but no links

Offline Username77

Just because a woman shows you a picture of her and a young child doesn’t mean it’s automatically her child lol. It could be her niece or nephew for that matter.

Do you really think that they can’t fake a picture of themselves with a child.

For me , what i would question is

How does her pussy look and feel
Adam’s apple
Physical structure (height, shoulders, softness of body etc)

++ realy, in London you need double check brazilians and asians, cause too many post op

Offline dfg

Just relooked at her profile.

She’s got big nipples with a wide circumference vs male nipples. That’s something that surgeons can create, as well as fanny creation etc.?

Offline JackSaint

Just relooked at her profile.

She’s got big nipples with a wide circumference vs male nipples. That’s something that surgeons can create, as well as fanny creation etc.?

Yup and if my auntie had wheels she'd be a bicycle.


Offline Momodan38

LOL, forgot about this one. Hope she is still in the same gaff.

Offline JackSaint

LOL, forgot about this one. Hope she is still in the same gaff.

Likely to be the same gaff, also likely some sugar daddy will be paying for it, it's probably the best working flat I've seen, totally fit for whoring purpose.

Offline Rascal2021

I see Lisa/Linda is now "Lynda_HostelParty" and her rate has doubled to £500/hour.   :lol:

Offline Ronnieosullivan

Likely to be the same gaff, also likely some sugar daddy will be paying for it, it's probably the best working flat I've seen, totally fit for whoring purpose.
Worth a crack at the new rate?

Anal is on the menu


Offline MikaelMika81

I see Lisa/Linda is now "Lynda_HostelParty" and her rate has doubled to £500/hour.   :lol:

Can you please post the link? Thank you

Offline JackSaint

Worth a crack at the new rate?

Anal is on the menu

The new rate indicates either she got greedy or sugar daddy dumped her, all inclusive at £500 will get you a great service but that's massively over priced in my opinion, you'll also be thinking she's just doubled her rate, I'd swerve.

Offline Rascal2021

Sorry - here it is (link is same numeric, just a different alphabetic):

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Offline Rascal2021

Yep, I'm swerving. At £250, she was high in my top 10. I can't imagine she is going to win much new business at that rate, so I will keep a watching brief to see if it comes quickly down again. I'll let you know!

Offline Rascal2021

Now she's back to £250/hour again...! Perhaps that was just a slip of the cursor (she is £500 for two hours) rather than super inflation. Anyway, back near the top of my list.

Offline MikaelMika81

Boys jump on now is £150/ 1hour  :yahoo: :yahoo:

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Boys jump on now is £150/ 1hour  :yahoo: :yahoo:

But is she now charging extras?  Be sure to confirm boys when you book and again before you hand over cash.

Offline yesbby

And make sure to check the size of those hands

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Offline MikaelMika81

I've try to see her yesterday but no luck she didn't answered the phone and no reply to the message :dash:  when I will see her I will check her properly every were  :D not only the hands  :P
« Last Edit: August 28, 2021, 12:00:03 pm by MikaelMika81 »

Offline yesbby

I've try to see her yesterday but no luck she didn't answered the phone and no reply to the message :dash:  when I will see her I will check her properly every were  :D not only the hands  :P

Stand side on and ask her to swallow some water. I’m sure there’s some other checks..