Byanca Bya; Aldgate

[Dead Wood]

This girl ravished me, which doesn’t happen very often. 

The stack of red reviews baffles me.  I think she is fabulous - delightfully cheeky, and a super star in the room.  She asked me twice to review her, so maybe she is alert to her patchy reputation, and looking to put things right?

I was put onto her by our colleague ‘Bedhedred’, who ploughs a unique furrow through the working ladies of London.  Emphasis on the word ‘plough’.  I imagine in the more rural parts of Romania, his name is spoken of in hushed tones.  Lol.  I asked for some recommendations in this part of London, he gave me four, of which two didn’t answer, one wasn’t working, which left Byanca.

Coms were very easy, and she guided me into the property with a mixture of calls and messages.  Five minutes from Liverpool Street Station. 

The room was small and dark – and bloody hot after a while (see below) so much so that we had to open a window.  I can confirm that there is a mirror.

Byanca came to the door looking a million dollars – tailored shorts, high heels and a vest top.  This all came off pretty quickly - she has a sprinkling of tattoos, plumped up lips, long, tousled hair.  Super small breasts and a lovely tidy pussy.  Fully shaved.  Says she is 30, which sounds about right.  Could be 25, IMHO. 

I booked for 30 mins, for £70, but after about five minutes of cracking snogging, and charming, sexy banter, I extended. 

After about 15 mins, I told her to sit on my face.  She proceeded to grind herself into my face for what seemed like an age, and brought herself to a totally convincing climax.  I don’t usually buy all the ‘I made her come’ schtick, but I guarantee that is what happened today.  Very sexy. 

OWO, DFK, no prospect of CIM/COF, vigorous fingering, takes a proper pounding, and knows her limits.  For example, at one point she told me not to kiss her too hard, and then proceeded to kiss me really hard.  This could be construed as controlling, but it worked for me. 

If this hobby ever gets banned, and Byanca has to sign on, the ‘Restart’ interview with her would be challenging.  I really can’t see her working in Rymans.  I imagine ‘Dave - Manager of Job Centre Plus’ would be yodelling up Byanca’s gorgeous ‘canyon’ inside 15 mins.  She’s made for sex work.

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[sparkus]

As befits my reputation (perhaps) on here I totally don't do skinny chicks but her and stablemate Anna were just something else.  I refuse to go back and see them because I just know it won't reach those heights of delight.

[bedhedred]

Glad to hear you got decent treatment, especially as it was my tip in a pm. I had 4 very good punts with Byanca last month.

Btw: there is a little Romania in the Hub in Milton Keynes as I discovered recently. 

Back to Byanca : I recognise this move...
Me: I leaned in to kiss her. She told me not to kiss her hard, so I didn’t. Then she started snogging me quite hard. Whatever!

You: For example, at one point she told me not to kiss her too hard, and then proceeded to kiss me really hard.  This could be construed as controlling, but it worked for me.
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I went back last night looking for Byanca and ended up staying with her new start room mate . It was B&s but my choice to stay.

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[tantraman]

Byanca came to the door looking a million dollars – tailored shorts, high heels and a vest top.  This all came off pretty quickly - she has a sprinkling of tattoos, plumped up lips, long, tousled hair.  Super small breasts and a lovely tidy pussy.  Fully shaved.  Says she is 30, which sounds about right.  Could be 25, IMHO. 

... as shown in full photo collection here

[king tarzan]

Has a filthy habit of lying.. lying bitch tells porkie pies to get you there and then refuses services and tried to lure you to stay by using her high end sex appeal for her shit service..
SO PLEASE BEWARE OF THIS LYING BITCH

And when I refused she had the audacity to get pissed off!!

[bedhedred]

Ymmv

B&s is a possibility.

I've had good mileage from her.

All you can eat 😜🤪🥭and 💋😛😋

[king tarzan]

Ymmv

B&s is a possibility.

I've had good mileage from her.

All you can eat 😜🤪🥭and 💋😛😋

Certainly no B&S...

[Meursault]

I like this one. YMMV obviously given other reviews but she's always been hot in my three experiences

[user1437]

She asked me twice to review her, so maybe she is alert to her patchy reputation, and looking to put things right?

Most likely. Her first few reviews here were amazing, and then it went to shit. When I saw her she didn't bother looking like a million dollars (literally pajamas & standard lingerie), no DFK at all, absolutely zero effort and a one hour punt that pretty much had less than 20 minutes of action there

Good for her if she's actually trying now. She was super hot so a good attitude would definitely put her really high

[king tarzan]

Most likely. Her first few reviews here were amazing, and then it went to shit. When I saw her she didn't bother looking like a million dollars (literally pajamas & standard lingerie), no DFK at all, absolutely zero effort and a one hour punt that pretty much had less than 20 minutes of action there

Good for her if she's actually trying now. She was super hot so a good attitude would definitely put her really high

Bitch deserves to have her earnings dented for her lies and shit services.. and many more who do the same deserve the same too..
I think this bitch becomes complacent second or 3rd time round with the same guys and tries to take the piss

[unus669]

No way I’d risk my hard earned with a WG, of similar record. Even if she had a brain transplant 

[Dead Wood]

I feel honour bound to go and see her again, just to see if my experience changes.

We definitely had a laugh when we met.  I have a theory that a proportion of these hookers - particularly the experienced ones - actually quite like a laugh, so I always try to keep the tone light hearted. 

God knows you must need a sense of humour to put up with middle aged men spunking on your boobs all day long. 

[Kaluuu276]

Go for it.

She might have a liking to you.

No harm, knock yourself out.   

[bedhedred]

I feel honour bound to go and see her again, just to see if my experience changes.

We definitely had a laugh when we met.  I have a theory that a proportion of these hookers - particularly the experienced ones - actually quite like a laugh, so I always try to keep the tone light hearted. 

God knows you must need a sense of humour to put up with middle aged men spunking on your boobs all day long. 

100% agree with the jokey light hearted approach. I also find that it works. As more than one punter has said, butter the girl up with compliments. I have been surprised by how it lightens the mood.

[king tarzan]

No way I’d risk my hard earned with a WG, of similar record. Even if she had a brain transplant 

Ruus cluut boombacluut 🥊👊👊👊👊🥊👊🥊

[Kaluuu276]

Ruus cluut boombacluut 🥊👊👊👊👊🥊👊🥊

 

 

[Dead Wood]

Byanca ghosted me last night - I booked for 6.30pm, arrived on site a bit early, I sent a friendly message, then sent another one at 6.30pm.  Not a peep.  I wandered around for a bit - it's an interesting part of town - then headed home. 

Watch out for this, I guess.  If you choose to ignore all the negative stuff and book...!

[king tarzan]

Byanca ghosted me last night - I booked for 6.30pm, arrived on site a bit early, I sent a friendly message, then sent another one at 6.30pm.  Not a peep.  I wandered around for a bit - it's an interesting part of town - then headed home. 

Watch out for this, I guess.  If you choose to ignore all the negative stuff and book...!

Not to mention the lies this bitch tells

[Prince]

She was always a bitch from the very beginning. The odd good customer approval doesn't outweigh her general poor attitude and lack of respect for clients. Not to mention posing as Laurette lovesex who is clearly a lot better. Off course Laurette is in on this scam also.

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[king tarzan]

She was always a bitch from the very beginning. The odd good customer approval doesn't outweigh her general poor attitude and lack of respect for clients. Not to mention posing as Laurette lovesex who is clearly a lot better. Off course Laurette is in on this scam also.

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My 2nd review really minced her mango in the food processor!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣

[magnetico]

Byanca ghosted me last night -

Worth a new review

[king tarzan]

Worth a new review

Well she certainly left him with dead wood between the pants

[Dead Wood]

Worth a new review

It would add a negative to the list, which would be a good thing.  My bad. 

I won't go back.  While I actually expect to be ghosted on a relatively regular basis - I don't view a punt like I might an appointment at the dentist - it does piss me off.   

[bedhedred]

I've been bait and switched by Byanca in the past few weeks. I would still return.

I don't make any special effort to travel there and I always arrange at ultra short notice, so if things don't go as planned I just save my money or move on to the next option.

Each time I met her, she's treated me to an enthusiastic show and Showers are always deducted from the time.

[Dead Wood]

I don't make any special effort to travel there and I always arrange at ultra short notice

I did this today - and it worked like a charm.  I arranged at 30 minutes notice - she still kept me waiting outside for 5/10 mins.

£90 for half an hour - including £20 for kissing which I asked about before we started.  She didn't recognise me. 

I have to say, gents, that she did it again.  I mean, she's not 21, I am purposely quite deferential/jolly, and she's in charge - but we had a ball.   Like the first time, we snogged each others faces off, I dinned vigorously at the 'Y' - again, she convincingly orgasmed 'keep going, I want to come' - she then delivered deep, sloppy OWO (super sexy), and then I fucked her with gusto.  While doing the later, she could see me watching myself in the mirror, so she pulled it into a better position.  I came on her tits, we snogged a bit more, then I was off. 

First class.   I've seen thousands of hookers since 2009 - well, over a thousand, is that 'thousands'? - and this was a note perfect 30 minute punt.  A thousand times better use of £90 than an oily wank/tit squeeze in Aldershot. (see previous)

There is a crappy clothing market in the road on sundays, so I did feel rather exposed while waiting.  And she can't buzz you in so you have to hang around for a bit, which is moderately stressful. I told her this. 

She does wear perfume, so the married gents should watch for that. I came out literally smelling like a whores boudoir. 

[bedhedred]

 

I nearly did her this weekend. Glad it worked out for you. I've spent over a grand on revisits since I first met her in 2019.

[sparkus]

I nearly did her this weekend. Glad it worked out for you. I've spent over a grand on revisits since I first met her in 2019.

I was watching Antiques Roadshow earlier and thinking "People spend more on single WGs than that" when the crowd went "Oooooo!" at an on the spot valuation.

[bedhedred]

😜

[bedhedred]

Byanca is off tonight and the house is doing B&S.

I ended up doing a fairly chunky girl claiming to be Arab. I got decent snogging and owo, but she rushed the whole thing and I didn't enjoy it. If the AW profile appears, I may review.

Everyone says how you get rushed at HoD. I will add that the punts at this indie brothel are even more rushed and pressured. I've gotten far closer to my allocated time or even over on occasion at HoD.

[bedhedred]

Byanca is off tonight and the house is doing B&S.

I ended up doing a fairly chunky girl claiming to be Arab. I got decent snogging and owo, but she rushed the whole thing and I didn't enjoy it. If the AW profile appears, I may review.

Everyone says how you get rushed at HoD. I will add that the punts at this indie brothel are even more rushed and pressured. I've gotten far closer to my allocated time or even over on occasion at HoD.

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