External Link/Members OnlyThis was a few weeks back. Never got round to posting the review.
Payment: £100 for 45min Tantric massage.
Location: Edgware
Comms: Made a booking to see Masha. Just my luck I thought, confirmed the booking and made my way there, was a little early but waited and let them know. This is where things go wrong. I get a message now saying Masha is busy, and won’t be available for another few hours, but not to worry Cristina is available. If I would still like the massage. I’m not sure if this is some new tactic they are using to get business going to the other two girls that work there. But nonetheless I’ve already traveled 30mins to get here so I just go ahead.
Service: I must have got Cristina on a bad day because this has got to be the worst massage experience I have had (okay that’s an exaggeration but from all the positive reviews this place has I was expecting something that reflects the price) To keep things short, the room was cold. This is not a great start, when asked for the heating to but turned on it was pretty much ignored.
The majority of the session just felt like your below average massage. Nothing sensual or tantric about it. After the first 20mins body to body starts, prior to this no CC swipes or reach unders etc. I can only describe the B2b as unenthusiastic an cold. Its like she didn’t want to be doing the job today.
After about 10mins of B2b turn over and finish with HR. As I was not very impressed with the service, it took a little longer to finish.
I’m not sure how old the photos on the website are, but the Cristina that massaged me is not the same one in the photos. This was a brunette.
Return: very unlikely. I should have declined before I entered the building. Having said that, it looks like most have had a great time here.