Author Topic: English Rose - Chelmsford  (Read 3264 times)


9 review(s) for English Bombshell ! (6 positive, 1 neutral, 2 negative) [Indexed by puntingpumping1920]

Offline robboflam

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£100 for 30 mins (well 19)

Booking - easy by phone and nice to hear an english accent. As a strictly £60,£70,£80 per 30 mins punter i am more used to asian and romanian, with the odd pole for good measure.
Venue - Visited a couple of asians in the same building prior to Christmas. Door next to a restaurant not far from bus station. Showered before arriving so didnt see facilities but bedroom was nice enough.
Girl - Guessing from east of London somewhere by the accent. Pictures on AW are of her and you would probably take an interest at 1130pm in the pub if you were on the pull. Not hot, but nice enough and very probably 23-25 (23 on profile)
Action - Only soft kissing allowed (recent fillers), and doesn't like her boobs sucked or fondled (too sensitive). Went for oral on her and kept legs closed so you couldn't really get at the mango. Oddly said she liked to be licked a couple of cms higher than the clit (where pubes would be) which seemed kinda weird (or maybe not, see later). Lots of fake moans as soon as the tongue hit skin, not realistic or in the slightest bit erotic. Bored of that so onto oral on me. OW or OWO on offer and to be fair it was pretty decent, if short lived. Then condom on and her on top and she put a bit of effort into bouncing around. All the earlier "don't do this", "don't touch that" had put me off really so i wasn't overly excited about what was going on. Flipped her over and banged away for a bit until the task was done. The last 30 secs revealed a distinct odour from downstairs which may well be why she wasn't keen on oral on her. Handed a wipe to clean up (diy job)  and she got re-dressed, flipped the towel on the bed the other way up and that was it. 19 mins from going in, i was going out.

My most expensive 30 mins punt to-date as far as i recall, but it was really a (poor) £60 pump and dump service (maybe OWO  justifies £10 more).
Return ? definitely not

Offline robboflam

« Last Edit: May 09, 2021, 09:35:45 pm by robboflam »

Offline Bornslippy

I seem to be reading more reviews regarding british girls and smells from below. And you pay a premium for this    :thumbsdown:

Offline rich_playboy

Thank god you took one for the team.. I was so going go book her in last weekend.. sounds like I dodged a bullet

Offline robboflam

no worries Rich-Playboy. We win some, we lose some. Typical that she was actually my Plan C, as A & B didnt work out due to time conflicts.
Maybe the old adage of if at first you dont succeed, give it up as a bad job should have applied !

Plan A was a blonde polish lady touring who now seems to have departed Chelmsford. Cannot remember her profile but she was reviewed on here
Plan B was External Link/Members Only - Amazing Myaa

Offline rich_playboy

no worries Rich-Playboy. We win some, we lose some. Typical that she was actually my Plan C, as A & B didnt work out due to time conflicts.
Maybe the old adage of if at first you dont succeed, give it up as a bad job should have applied !

Plan A was a blonde polish lady touring who now seems to have departed Chelmsford. Cannot remember her profile but she was reviewed on here
Plan B was External Link/Members Only - Amazing Myaa
[Plan B, she's pretty, but slight bit of a gut though, why do girls have a tattoo so close to her belly button... Summer is coming and I feel like I'm coming into heat...]

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Offline JoeyRamone

Thanks for the review - I'd lingered on her profile a couple times, but wasn't down for paying £100 for half an hour. And now you've confirmed I made the right choice

Offline Bornslippy

Well just confirmed that she no longer recieves oral.....