In responding to PCB on the
Ukrainian FBSM B&S Outfit in EN5 (East Barnet) thread …
New one, I been here coming up to 2 months now...
SP is called Lia...has taken over Ilona’s profile who took over ??Karolina??'s profile
??Sexy_Sweet_Girl??
+447365224448
External Link/Members Only or
External Link/Members Only
Any one seen Lia? Tantraman? She has very model like photos and Sergei has raised rates for her ...
Hey PCB 
In failing to repeat with LLP's Alice 
, I resorted to TOFTT-ing ??Sexy_Sweet_Girl?? or so-called 'Lia' a couple of weeks back ... review in-cumming ... but it suffices to say don't do it, pal ... this was proper B&S via use of fake photos, plus my hour with Lia will be reviewed as Negative
… and so here’s the promised review …
Links:External Link/Members Only or
External Link/Members OnlyHidden Image/Members OnlyExternal Link/Members OnlyHidden Image/Members OnlyLogistics:So, I’d texted the generic mobile number (07365 224 448) that is found on this outfit’s collective website (
External Link/Members Only), although this also happened to be the same as on
Ilona’s ??Karolina?? AW profile that by now had been handed on to Lia’s
??Sexy_Sweet_Girl?? AW profile. It was clear that this mobile is handled by a maid (or Sergei) via efficient SMS.
I was actually asking to book
Alice again, but was informed that Alice was no longer working with this Ukrainian crew. Instead I was offered Lia, of whom I was aware from the
??Sexy_Sweet_Girl?? AW profile. I checked via further text back-and-forth that Lia was going to be the peroxide blonde in AW profile, and was reassured … and so decided to TOFTT.
As there had been an annoying price hike for my usual 30min taster session from £60 to £80, I decided to risk a 60min session that was better VFM at £100.
Location:The usual …
Location:
Karolina works from a flat above a restaurant on a main road. There is free parking on side streets … otherwise, it’s a 3min stroll north of Oakleigh Park train station or a 15min brisk walk north-east of Totteridge & Whetstone tube station. It is not discreet … as the street-level door to the flat is on a porch, where there is a windowed view on your right, directly into the restaurant … you can see diners, and they can see you, as you wait to be let in!
The flat is well-kept … with scented candles on carpeted stairs (surely a fire hazard!). It is clearly shared with at least one or two other FBSM SPs. Karolina’s bedroom is neat and large, set with tea-lights and tantric tunes … housing both a double bed (for Tie & Tease or Nuru) and a massage table (for B2B or Tantric). There was a perfectly positioned standing mirror at the head of the massage table.
Looks:Add another letter to her name … and you get
Liar!! Lia is
not SP in photos used on AW, Vivastreet and Kommons …
Hidden Image/Members Only Hidden Image/Members Only Hidden Image/Members Only Hidden Image/Members OnlyHidden Image/Members Only Hidden Image/Members Only Hidden Image/Members Only Hidden Image/Members OnlyYes, one is presented with a peroxide blonde with bright red lips, but the SP is older and shorter girl for sure … 5’6” and pushing into Size 10 … a nice handful of 34B boobs, but sadly a flatish ass … a handsome face, plus prettily pouty … and smooth alabaster skin … so, although not the lithe young model in the photos, admittedly Lia is still attractive in a MILFy fashion.
I guess Lia must be in her late 30s at least. Arrived from Ukraine very recently, Lia spoke almost no English … very basic, and we had to resort to Google Translate for our few verbal interactions.
Services:After traipsing up the familiar candle-lit staircase, the door to the flat opened on my approach. Although there has been much B&S here, the swapsy-wapsy always had occurred between SPs working at the same time in the flat, which I'd managed to avoid … I'd never suffered B&S from fake photos! I was thus annoyed to find Lia not to be the model-like lovely in the photos … perhaps at best an aged version. However, she was still attractive in her high-end lingerie (and still indeed had me stirring down below), so I hoped she might prove to deliver like other SPs here had with me.
Resigned to carry on, and quickly realizing that there was not gonna be much in the way of convo with Lia, I paid up £100 … and undressed, as she popped out to stash the cash. On her return, I was already prone on the table … and ogled Lia via reflection in the mirror at my head-end, as she freed her tits from her bra and slipped out of her panties, but left her suspender belt and stockings on … nice! I settled my face into the table’s hole, as Lia applied warmed oil from heels to glutes. Then followed a basic hand massage on my left lower limb for a long 10mins … and the same tedious routine was repeated on my right. Eventually, Lia climbed onto the table to kneel between my spread legs … and finally some ‘Sensual’ moves, as she cupped my balls and stroked my undershaft … going on to drop into B2B, but rather inexpertly as a boring tit-rub and not really ‘Full Body’. In any case, this crap B2B lasted barely 10mins, before I was asked to turn over.
As I rolled around, I did think to ask why Lia wasn’t following the tried-and-tested FBSM routine of her Ukarinian sisters, viz.
Karolina,
Ilona,
Alixandra or
Angela, but knew this would be futile through bloody Google Translate! So, I lay back and
D:Ream’d that
things can only get better … sadly not … after oiling me up, Lia knelt between my splayed legs, and dropped to conduct a crude Bombay roll and rubbish hand massage of my sides. I tried to entertain myself with her tits … and at one point when her pussy was grinding over my left thigh, I did manage to slip my palm under her oiled labia. Lia thus did allow me brief fingering, as she began properly wanking me. Alas, the finale wasn’t a lush lingam massage to create a cum crescendo, but really just a no-frills-wank … I still of course ejaculated, despite Lia's best efforts to bore my mojo ... and rightly creamed up Lia’s pumping hands.
After a wet-wipe clean, Lia didn't offer any post-cum reverie massage … but simply offered a towel, which signalled get-up-and-get-showering. Back in the room, I dressed up in awkward silence, as Lia tapped out texts. I was out by 53mins.
Conclusion:This is the first time I’ve been B&S’d by fake photos by this Ukrainian outfit. Lia has been made up to resemble the model on display, but clearly is a much older version … but worse than that and the reason for this proper
Negative, this Lia is a shit masseuse and no way in the league of some of her predecessors, whose proper FBSM routine has had me cumming back regularly. Lia won't last, I’m sure.
