Classy parlours in and around Preston

[Jayj]

What parlours in and around Preston would people recommend, I’m thinking along the lines of GFE or 50 Shades type establishments, I’m working in the area so wouldn’t mind a few punts whilst local

Thanks 👍 

[Blackpool Rock]

Had to open this thread as the title made no sense due to containing the words Classy and Preston in the same sentence 

Years ago I went to Angels / UCAP a few times and it was OK however I believe both of these are sadly long gone

The only Preston one I visit is Preston VIP which I find to be OK however it's not quite of the GFE standard
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There is the Lancs massage group who appear to have 3 different venues but i've never been to any of them so can't comment from personal experience but an Indi girl I saw about 10 years ago said she did 1 shift at one of the places and walked out (Only 1 towel allowed to last the entire shift)

Pics look generic in a lot of instances and descriptions are shit so you can't really tell who is who etc and there isn't any rota which is totally fucking shit, apparently you have to ring to find out who is working at each venue at which point you will no doubt be given a misleading and inaccurate description of the girls 
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[chrishornx]

What parlours in and around Preston would people recommend, I’m thinking along the lines of GFE or 50 Shades type establishments, I’m working in the area so wouldn’t mind a few punts whilst local

Thanks 👍

none

[Somebloke]

none

Harsh but fair.

The closest you get to classy would be Body Serenity, but that’s just massage with limited extras.
Some seem to like VIP, and you might get lucky with a decent girl but I tried them a few times many years ago and won’t return.
Preston has always been a bit of a desert, an occasional decent touring escort stops by once in a while.
I can’t even recommend any of the currently active indies, sorry.

[Marquis]

Had to open this thread as the title made no sense due to containing the words Classy and Preston in the same sentence 

I was just going to type the word 'oxymoron' when I saw your post!

[scutty brown]

Jing Jai is clean and tidy - but its just a massage parlour

[scutty brown]

And before anyone mentions them...........avoid the EE and UK owned parlours in Blackpool

[Somebloke]

avoid Blackpool

Fixed that for you.

[Clitheroelad]

I couldnt get past the word 'classy' for pissing myself.

Tbf, Jing Jai is really nice but just a legit massage place...... 

[Trotter671]

Had to open this thread as the title made no sense due to containing the words Classy and Preston in the same sentence 

Years ago I went to Angels / UCAP a few times and it was OK however I believe both of these are sadly long gone

The only Preston one I visit is Preston VIP which I find to be OK however it's not quite of the GFE standard
External Link/Members Only

There is the Lancs massage group who appear to have 3 different venues but i've never been to any of them so can't comment from personal experience but an Indi girl I saw about 10 years ago said she did 1 shift at one of the places and walked out (Only 1 towel allowed to last the entire shift)

Pics look generic in a lot of instances and descriptions are shit so you can't really tell who is who etc and there isn't any rota which is totally fucking shit, apparently you have to ring to find out who is working at each venue at which point you will no doubt be given a misleading and inaccurate description of the girls 
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Bdum Tss!!!

[Jayj]

Thanks for the feedback couple of places to look at I guess

[martinpringle]

As Blackpool Rock said,  Classy and Preston parlours are not a thing.


For a quick visit Preston VIP. Other than that you are looking for an indie really.

[Bobbyb673]

I couldnt get past the word 'classy' for pissing myself.

Tbf, Jing Jai is really nice but just a legit massage place...... 

It’s not. My mate went there last week and he got extra services.

[scutty brown]

It’s not. My mate went there last week and he got extra services.

FFS are you trying to get them closed?

[Clitheroelad]

It’s not. My mate went there last week and he got extra services.

The owner reads this board. Staff have been sacked. If you bothered to look back at previous threads by Scutty you'd see that.

[Bigerection]

Had some good punts over the years at VIP but wouldn't put in the same bracket as GFE and Lamaison etc. OK for a quicky £35 sac emptying. Alex is my recommendation.

[Marquis]

Had some good punts over the years at VIP

Saw the Thai lady Lola a while back and had a good session. She's still on the rota so may have another dabble one day.

[Blackpool Rock]

Saw the Thai lady Lola a while back and had a good session. She's still on the rota so may have another dabble one day.

I believe she's actually Pilipino not Thai, makes me laugh as she's mad as a box of frogs and talks excitedly at a Million miles an hour while laughing at what's shes saying, I don't understand a fucking word but have to laugh too 

I do think she's put some weight on over the last couple of years which was a shame and I saw her again a couple of weeks ago and she said she has lockdown weight, and she does look to have put quite a bit on, hope she loses it

[Bobbyb673]

The owner reads this board. Staff have been sacked. If you bothered to look back at previous threads by Scutty you'd see that.

That’s ridiculous. It’s a punting thread and you’ve called me out because I haven’t read every single post that’s been written on this site.

Sorry for talking about punting on a punting site. FFS.

[Marquis]

I believe she's actually Pilipino not Thai, makes me laugh as she's mad as a box of frogs and talks excitedly at a Million miles an hour while laughing at what's shes saying, I don't understand a fucking word but have to laugh too 

I do think she's put some weight on over the last couple of years which was a shame and I saw her again a couple of weeks ago and she said she has lockdown weight, and she does look to have put quite a bit on, hope she loses it

Thanks for the update. How much weight do you reckon? Are we talking beached whale or just a dress size bigger?

[fisherofsouls]

If you are working around Preston either jump in the car / on the train and head for Manchester - much better scene there!

[Blackpool Rock]

Thanks for the update. How much weight do you reckon? Are we talking beached whale or just a dress size bigger?

She's not a beached whale but I noticed straight away when she walked in the room and she even patted her stomach and said "i've put weight on during lockdown"
VIP website appears to be down but I think they have her as a size 8 or an 8/10, bearing in mind she's quite short anyway but whereas 5-6 years ago she was probably an 8 and a fair reflection of her pics I thought she was a 10 and a bit rounded 12 months ago but now she's quite rounded.
Put it this way if she had told me she was say 4 months pregnant then it wouldn't have been a shock.

It is a shame as she was a cracking punt but I do like my girls petite and she was my go to girl rather than trek to Bury and back, I probably will see her again but not necessarily every 2-3 weeks which is what I was doing before Xmas

[Marquis]

She's not a beached whale but I noticed straight away when she walked in the room and she even patted her stomach and said "i've put weight on during lockdown"
VIP website appears to be down but I think they have her as a size 8 or an 8/10, bearing in mind she's quite short anyway but whereas 5-6 years ago she was probably an 8 and a fair reflection of her pics I thought she was a 10 and a bit rounded 12 months ago but now she's quite rounded.
Put it this way if she had told me she was say 4 months pregnant then it wouldn't have been a shock.

It is a shame as she was a cracking punt but I do like my girls petite and she was my go to girl rather than trek to Bury and back, I probably will see her again but not necessarily every 2-3 weeks which is what I was doing before Xmas

OK thanks for the update. I'm tempted.