Author Topic: Inna and Gracen, Diva, Knightsbrige. Hot girls, cold service.  (Read 1758 times)

Offline JackSaint

Comms, Diva, text, confirmed availability and services, simple

Girls, Gracen External Link/Members Only EE, mid twenties, 5 feet 7, brown hair, 34C bolt ons, size 8, hip tattoo, gone too heavy on the fillers, kissing is a chore and Inna External Link/Members Only mid/late twenties, brown hair, 5 feet 9, 34D bolt ons, size 8, hip tattoo. They could be sisters, two exceptional bodies, masterfully crafted via nipple boob jobs, beautifully capped teeth, silky smooth, slightly bronzed bodies, like the level of stripper we dream about. They said they were Austrian/mix, I strongly suspect more Bucharest than Vienna. £300 each for the hour, painfully double their worth.

They were welcoming, good English, slightly awkward, slightly entitled, but lazy, greeted me in matching black silky robes, naked underneath, slippers on Inna’s feet, I considered walking but they were so good looking and the promise of what I expected to come made me stay and part with my hard earned.

Bang average three bed basement flat behind Knightsbridge, owner should be ashamed changing over £5,000 a month for a poorly decorated place, the working bedroom had a mirror over the top of the bed, too high to be of any real use, non others, the bathroom down the corridor was adequate, no more.

Action , I showered, we undressed, returned to the bedroom where they were nakedly sprawled on the bed, I dived in between and Inna gave me an enthusiastic blowjob, not too varied, little attention to anything other than the shaft with Gracen stroked my body, joined the fun downstairs for a while then came up for a kiss which was mouth to hard mouth and occasional tongue poking. I was ready to fuck and Gracen climbed on cowgirl, which was ok, while Inna kissed me gently, there was none of the promised songfest at any stage. We swapped to missionary and I was frankly getting bored despite being naked with two naked darlings, the vibe just wasn’t sexy enough.

Condom swap and fucked Inna missionary then doggy, the view was outstanding, the feeling and engagement was meh. I battled through it all or 40 minutes and was ready to blow, they asked for £50 extra each for cim, I politely declined and positioned them sitting on the edge of the bed to blow my load over their tits and, oops, a stray spurt on Gracen’s face, poor girl was horrified.

We cleaned up, chatted, reconvened on the bed, more head and a joint blowjob/handjob finish, massively underwhelming.

Bit more chat, clean up and left, Inna in her silky robe, Gracen still naked. They are obviously skilled in making punters think they are privileged to be in the company of such good looking hookers and trade off that, I think they thought they had delivered a good time, for me it was massively underwhelming and expensive and these reviews are as much about how the whole episode makes you feel, so a negative.

They asked me to come back soon, I considered their request on my tromp up the stairs and decided not, not on any day with an a in it.

Offline shant999

Sorry to hear such a bad service from such expensive providers. Hope the agency realises you are a valuable customer and compensates appropriatley ..

Offline JackSaint

Sorry to hear such a bad service from such expensive providers. Hope the agency realises you are a valuable customer and compensates appropriatley ..

Thanks for the sympathy but the agency don't really give a flying fuck once they've had their money.

Online Alexmck

Thanks for the sympathy but the agency don't really give a flying fuck once they've had their money.

Find this is all too true, sadly.

Offline The Night King

Sorry for your loss OP

These two look a bit more Europa League than Champions League to me. YMMV

Overpriced / Over 'shopped / Over here  :thumbsdown:

Offline JackSaint

Sorry for your loss OP

These two look a bit more Europa League than Champions League to me. YMMV

Overpriced / Over 'shopped / Over here  :thumbsdown:

Bodies were Europa League, Villareal standard, faces Championship, service Non League

Offline The Night King

That bad? Blimey!

Hopefully Sergei's attempt to form this breakaway European Escort Super League will go tits up soon  :angry:

Maybe all the OPs gather outside Chelsea Cloisters with flares and cardboard signs. Then they might take notice  :D



 

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£600 down for a couple of cunts run by a pimp/s who is laughing all the way to the bank, no thanks. :thumbsdown: :thumbsdown: :thumbsdown: My sympathy to the OP. :thumbsup:

Offline JackSaint

That bad? Blimey!

Hopefully Sergei's attempt to form this breakaway European Escort Super League will go tits up soon  :angry:

Maybe all the OPs gather outside Chelsea Cloisters with flares and cardboard signs. Then they might take notice  :D

Invade the bitch!

Offline JackSaint

£600 down for a couple of cunts run by a pimp/s who is laughing all the way to the bank, no thanks. :thumbsdown: :thumbsdown: :thumbsdown: My sympathy to the OP. :thumbsup:

Thanks, it was painful, that's three shit punts on the bounce, not good, not good at all!