Author Topic: Patty Full GFE - Leicester - AdultWork  (Read 2547 times)


1 review(s) for this service provider (AdultWork - 6149646) (0 positive, 0 neutral, 1 negative) [Indexed by puntingpumping1920]

Offline Zed_4k

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When your instincts tell you to walk, you should walk. Ive walked on previous B&S before and have endless excuses to cut my losses and walk but for some reason, i can’t explain, when the alarm was going off in my head when i walked in, i froze. Maybe it was because I couldn’t figure straight away under the ton of cheap make-up she was wearing that she actually may be half pretty underneath or maybe it was the effort it took with the endless flights of stairs to get to the room but I inexcusably froze and handed the money over and a split second after i handed over the cash i knew it was a costly mistake.


Fee:- £60
30 mins

Comms:- For some unbeknown reason how I can’t explain, i seemed to have got this profile mixed up with another, when i fired off the text and got a reply an hour later, i actually thought it was for a different girl. So I agreed a time and received a text confirming the venue which is a popular set of apartments used regularly by SP’s near the casino.


Location:- It was actually when i got to the place and was waiting for set agreed time I realised my mistake and it was actually Patty GFE i was going to be seeing. I thought i made it this far and she looked decent in her pics.. why not.


Girl:- Top floor and up alot of stairs get to the room to be greeted by Patty. Who in the pictures didn’t use filters but must’ve used a special face app to make her appear 10-15 years younger. Her face was cacked in make-up to make it actually difficult to tell at first.. but the age lines in her face became more and more clearer as the punt went on and on. She had sag on her tum and sides and a ‘mum’ bod that got all the alarms ringing off in my head (as stated above) but for the fool i am i handed over the money and instantly regretted when she went to stash the cash.


Meet:- As soon she was back in the room it was almost like a timer had gone off in her head and she was trying to beat the world record in trying to make a man cum. Toothy and very hand vigorous stand OW which I didn’t enjoy, I actually had to close my eyes and think of a different woman to get myself half going. Bunged onto the bed with her on top and then finished her in mish (again thinking of someone else). The sex was mechanical, conveyor belt shit that is only 1% better then wanking alone in a dark room with no material help.


Overall/- Usually would’ve been an instance walk but now im stinking of cheap perfume which is reminding me that this game can also be expensive if you take your eyes off the ball. Always follow your instincts.

Offline Whore Master

OP, thanks for this. I was tempted by this one today, but decided to give punting a miss today. I'm glad I did!

Sorry you had a shit, but you've saved me from looking to arrange a meet with this stank tomorrow or at the weekend. Thanks. Good luck next time. Happy punting!
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Offline Charliehutton

Thanks, Zed, for a terrific review. I wouldn't feel too bad about it; I can think of several occasions when I've walked into a B&S like a lobster into a pot, and left feeling a right mug.

On the other hand, I can think of many more occasions when I've taken a chance and seen some stunningly beautiful girls, who'd have been way out of my league even when I was in my prime, never mind now I'm thirty or forty years older than they are.

Offline Blackpool Rock

This one's turned up in Preston so I was hoping to punt a fit 20 year old but after reading this review i'm not so sure.

Described as being a lot older looking with wrinkle lines and a Mum bod, how old do you recon she actually is and what's the back story etc  :unknown:

Offline Zed_4k

This one's turned up in Preston so I was hoping to punt a fit 20 year old but after reading this review i'm not so sure.

Described as being a lot older looking with wrinkle lines and a Mum bod, how old do you recon she actually is and what's the back story etc  :unknown:

I would put her in the mid-thirties category. Looking at the photos again the back story would be someone very good at PhotoShop

Offline Blackpool Rock

I would put her in the mid-thirties category. Looking at the photos again the back story would be someone very good at PhotoShop
:D

Yeah so basically a B&S older woman being passed off as a 20 year old, not often you see a profile with a Peruvian nationality (1st time i've seen it) so a bit of a bucket list punt however probably best avoided

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Thanks for the review you've saved my a nickle