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External Link/Members OnlyPrice: £30 for 30 mins (Ladybirds May Happy Hour deal) plus £10 for OWO
I really should’ve turned up and had a look at who was available rather than relying on the website which has a track record of being full of lies indeed bigger and more frequent than at most parlours (which means they’re absolutely terrible for it). However I was worried that she’d be busy during “happy hour” and I thought I recognized the photo as a WG I’d actually seen elsewhere. I still think the photo looks familiar but I don’t know who it is and I definitely hadn’t seen her before (assuming she is the girl in the pic).
Looks: Her photo might be her but it’s very misleading (although the fact that you can already tell she’s a bigger girl is obviously a really bad sign). Profile states she’s 28. This is total rubbish and she’s definitely in her 40s, I’d put her around mid 40s. Facially unattractive, she had make up on but nothing can hide the fact that she is just bad looking. Profile claims she’s size 12/14, this is also rubbish as she’s definitely a 16. She has a very large unsightly belly.
Her arse is OK but disappointing compared to the rest of her and I’ve seen many slimmer girls with better arses. I also didn’t even get to enjoy it in doggy. Her big natural tits (34FF seems about right) are the saving grace along either her fairly big, and easily aroused nipples. Throughout the punt I looked at and clinged on to them for dear life! I probably spent more time sucking her nipples like a baby than I did actually enjoying the rest of the punt or at least the rest of her body.
Service: No kissing on offer. OW was good in terms of technique, nothing great in terms of depth. She was fine with 69 but neglected to warn me that she had a period sponge in. I only noticed it after a minute or two of licking and it even had some visible blood on/in it
Naturally I cut that short. Onto sex and she initially put in decent effort in CG but fairly quickly gave up moving herself. She refused to do doggy stating that she doesn’t do that. Into mish and her enthusiasm was pretty good and she knew to squeeze her tits together without prompting but there were plenty of fake moans (throughout the sex). I consider it an achievement that I managed to finish. If I wasn’t very horny before I saw her, I would’ve likely struggled.
A note on her hygiene: Before 69 she wiped her pussy area with some wet wipes and when I smelt my fingers after stroking her arsehole the smell wasn’t great but it wasn’t strong either. I have my doubts about her having proper showers in between punters.
She didn’t really rush me at any point but did repeatedly clock watch throughout the punt (using her wristwatch). She was fairly friendly throughout and wasn’t unpleasant but obviously not warm like like a good GFE would be.
Overall: Disappointing and frankly a little traumatic. Price doesn’t affect my rating but even if this punt were free it would have changed nothing I wrote and obviously I still wouldn’t see her again.
