External Link/Members Only Also on Gumtree as Monica's Massage- New in town
Excellent Comms, taken care of by her friend since she cannot hold a conversation in English.
Venue: Small apartment block on Cherwell hill watch out for speed cameras !! Nice clean & smart floor level apartment accessed by side door.My nav system thought to was on opposite side of road so i drove past on first attempt !
It went downhill quickly from here
Girl - I would say pics are ten years out of date, and she has certainly eaten a few pies as well. Plain looking similar to pics, offered a drink and sweets on entry. Massage table in rear bedroom along with single bed. Very hard table i thought, She stripped off, ordered me to strip off and get on table and relax. Relax is one of the few words of english she knows and i heard it quite a lot. Oh I nearly forgot, she asked for payment and asked how many extras I would like but @ £20 ago I declined and she was visibly annoyed. I had £120 on me just in case I fancied a snog or 69, I made the mistake of letting her see me put the £20 note back in my jeans pocket. So to the massage - what massage ? she poured what seemed like a gallon of oil over my back and legs and arms, not even warm btw, she just shrugged when i said it was cold.
I cannot really call this a massage as she rubbed her hands in quick movements over my body, occasional touch of balls - worst massage ever. After 30 minutes or so she ordered me to get off the table, she got on ( with difficulty due to her weight and size, tbh quite funny to watch ) I reciprocated by pouring loads of oil over her and she was covered to start with. Rubbed her tits attempted a massage, she resisted attempts to finger her pussy. Saying NO! and waving her finger at me, scary.
I climbed on her back and at one point my cock was between her arse cheeks and she shouts " no sex " I was begining to wonder how this could be Tantric, she rubbed her tits on my back once, does that qualify ? She then asked me to stop, and as I sat on end of table she rubbed her clit in an effort to bring herself off while i watched. After what seemed like an eternity she stopped she did hand signals to indicate her arm was tired and might drop off lol.
I did offer to do oral on her ( since I am a gentleman I thought I should ) she immediately smiled and said £20, in disbelief I shook my head, she just glared at me. She then struggled to get off the table big belly got in the way i think haha ) Ordered (!) to get back on table on my back, blathered more oil ( Johnsons baby oil ) all over my front including my hairy chest. She rubbed around my groin area not touching any where else on my front which was literally dripping with oil. She then proceeds to put even more oil on my cock and balls, then tries the grip of death wanking my cock hard, unfortunately there was so much oil she had very little effect, a couple of times she performed oral, once she deep throated to the extent she choked ( it can't have been pleasant with all that oil ) . Then as a last resort she tugged so hard with no technique i thought I would lose the will to live - get me out of here ! Thankfully in the end she indicated that she could not continue ( by sign language ) i thought she was saying her arm would drop off. I have never been so pleased in my life to have the offer of a shower, a good shower and towel too, in what seemed an eternity in the shower,it was difficult to get rid of so much oil. I get dressed and can't wait to get out the door.
I climb in my car and really need a coffee so i head for White Rose COSTA coffee, get to the desk and put my hand in my jeans pocket for the £20 note - GONE ! unbelievable, it must have fallen out of my pocket as I got dressed lol. Thank goodness I put my watch in my shoe and left my phone in the car. This was an awful experience for me, why oh why will i never learn.
Save your money guys and AVOID, there are better providers out there.
Footnote: I doubt she is Hungarian felt more like a ROM to me, she could not or did not converse in English barely at all, kept saying Relax ! Stressed ? - Crikey who wouldn't have been ? i thought she was domineering, had no idea of how to massage and last but not least when i did get a whiff of her pussy it was not pleasant. This one has really messed with my head, i think i need to stick with my regulars I am beginning to question my judgement. ( just noticed a change on her profile to read oral @£20 it read "69" before ) She has a little note in English on the bedside listing the £20 extras, when I visited it said "69 " not oral on her.
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