Review: DismalComms: Found out she doesn't speak a word of English and comms were handled by an elderly woman who tells her what is agreed. Called initially and booked a time. Comms were good via text. Got there earlier, as usual, parked and called her, got the address details
Location: Near ASDA, the famous nearby apartments, modern flat, buzzer to get in. Be prepared for the stairs. ASDA car park free for 2.5 hours
Booking: 30 mins/£80
(Agreed OWO, Deep French kissing, CIM and Protected Penetration
).
Service: Reading the two positive reviews about her, I thought I am going to have some good time. Went in and the door was opened by her,
very short at 5' or 5' 1" and thick, became evident in a matter of seconds
she cannot speak a word of English. Guided me to the room, asked for how long, took the donation and disappeared while I used the restroom to freshen up. Came back and was still talking to the elderly woman (handler?), I asked if everything's ok showing two thumbs-up and she did the same and mimed OK. Gestured me to get undressed, I did and sat in the bed, she started straight off stroking me and then some OWO.
No attention to balls at all even after I asked and no DT. Tried to touch her hair and an
instant smack on the hand and a BIG NO, Tried to start FK and she said NO, she would not do that. I asked why she agreed on the phone for those services and she said it's
her handler, not her.
(Maybe it's' her way of getting a client baited, grabbing the money and avoiding the services
). I realised where this is going and just at least wanted the bare minimum of the money spent, started fondling her boobs which are
saggy and not responsive. You can clearly see the stretch marks from the pictures below. I did not feel like spending any more time on them. The rubber on and she wanted to start off with Mish, I lost all hopes and just wanted to get off ASAP, started pounding and within 30 seconds or so she
started to play with her Apple watch checking for messages and the remaining time etc. I lost the mood and so the boner. Got up, took off the rubber and told her I will be leaving, no effort from her to ask why or what happened or to make up for it. She too got up, picked up her clothes and left. I got dressed and walked out
Looks: Dark hair, she looks to be 23 as stated on her profile. A MILF with a 6 years old
Pros: I spent 10 mins thinking to come up with one positive at least
Cons: Time watcher, doesn't speak English or pretends to, not interested in what she is doing, in it for the money, saggy boobs, braces on teeth, fake moans, stretch marks and fluffy body and very eager to grab your money and get rid of you ASAP 
Contact Info: External Link/Members Only or
External Link/Members OnlyOverall: Just pump & dump and even for that purpose, you can find cheaper better girls
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