External Link/Members OnlySaw this one in May 2021
I read one of the reviews of this girl on here, liked what I read and saw, so put her on my HL.
A couple of months later she came to York. A couple of quick texts later I booked myself in for 30 minutes for £80.
Got to York with time to spare and fired off a text that I was ready. Quick reply with full address of an apartment by the river and I was on my way. I was buzzed in after a brief call and was in the apartment 5 minutes before out meet was scheduled to start.
Usual magic door trick and I was greeted by a smiley blonde girl.
I wasn't impressed. I was tempted by the mirror selfie on her profile, but it's either very very old or it's not the girl in the room. My biggest disappointment was the gut.. Fuck me, some girls gained weight during those strange times, but what I was looking at was years of neglect. Facially she was quite pretty, but everything else was just average at best. She was about 5'6 ish tall, I'd say 32-34 years old, was about size 12 dress and looked alright from behind as she was leading be into the bedroom. She was wearing a black set with suspenders. I postponed my rematch with another SP to see Pippa and although I was disappointed with what I found, I decided to stay. Based on good reviews I assumed she should have no trouble draining my balls with her mouth if I struggle to keep it up.
Money sorted, Pippa left the room to stash it while I undressed. She came back and started DFK. I like kissing, but it doesn't get me hard, Pippa also noticed that so started to give me a 'firm' wank whilst kissing. I wanted to see what she's like during reverse oral so I laid her on the bed and took her thong off. Clean, shaved, neutral tasting fat pussy, with small labia. Fake moaning and general disinterest was a sign not to waste time on her easy to find clit.
Well we were less than 10 minutes in to the booking and she was ready for a condom and to see me out. But first she had to get me hard first. Vigorous wanking was her initial move, no joy. Vigorous sucking for 3 seconds and them more vigorous wanking, still no joy. Every time I started to somewhat rise she would start wanking. I told her to keep it in her mouth, but then it became all toothy and forced. It's safe to say that I should have walked when I saw the belly. She was getting annoyed so I took charge and wanked myself to 3/4 and she stuck the condom on. I lost interest that I didn't really have after 2 minutes in doggy. So more intermittent toothy sucking, while squeezing by cock as hard as she could to trap the blood in. Asked me a number of times if I was going to cum. Not really love you're not fucking sucking me at all here, I thought. So I got myself to 3/4 again and told her to put it back in her mouth. After a couple of deep dives, some 20 seconds later, she threw in the towel and left the room to get a drink. I got dressed, pretended that it was a successful booking and left. I was in the apartment for 25 minutes.
To sum up. Inaccurate profile, she's not size 8 or even 10. Kissing was good. Blowjob? What blowjob?
"We've got five minutes left hun are you gonna cum?"
"Put it back in your mouth and I'll cum, 5 minutes is more than enough"
5 seconds later
"It's not gonna happen today is it?"
"Keep sucking"
5 seconds later
"I can't do this any more" leaves the room.
If in doubt play, dumb and walk
