External Link/Members OnlyI know there have been a few poor reviews of Thai massages in Westmoor over the years but none, that I could see, specifically about this lady. I enjoy a good massage and, with the promise of full service at the end, thought I would give it a go. Price £120 for 60 minutes.
A regular complaint on this site is that girls seem to have gained a couple of dress sizes after their photos were done. With Linn, whilst I’m sure facially it was the same girl in the pictures, I would say she has lost a couple of dress sizes or, at the very least, a couple of bra cup sizes. That said, despite the smaller boobs than expected, she has a very peachy arse.
So, I love a good, firm massage and, boy, was this firm! The massage took place on a bed, whereas I prefer a massage table, but Linn clearly knew what she was doing and worked very hard on the knots on my shoulders. I have felt the benefit of this subsequently although, at the time, it was quite painful.
Linn also did quite a bit of walking on my back where, for such a slightly built girl, she was able to exert a helluva lot of pressure.
Anyway, so far so good, as a massage, however mini me, who had led me to Linn in the first place, didn’t feel so perky after the rest of me felt like it had been put through some heavy machinery and this was where things started to go a bit awry. We were, by now, 45 minutes into the hour appointment.
When Linn asked me to turn over mini me wasn’t as enthusiastic as he usually is and, took a good bit of manual dexterity on Linn’s part as well as some covered oral to coax him to attention.
Ordinarily, orally, I like to return the favour to my lady partner, so maybe I should have been more assertive in the matter, but this wasn’t offered which was a disappointment. Linn climbed aboard and started to ride me, cowgirl. This went on for a few minutes and was pleasant enough but certainly nothing special. When I felt the approach to Billy Mill roundabout coming I didn’t try to stop and events took their inevitable course.
Wipes and tissue paper were used to clean me up and that was pretty much that.
Purely for a massage, I would rate Linn a positive. It felt brutal at times but there is no doubt that I felt better the next day.
The personal service part would be a negative, this was fairly mechanical and delivered without any obvious enthusiasm.
Overall I wavered between negative and neutral. Would I go back? Only for a massage the rest was just too lacklustre.
