External Link/Members OnlyIncall venue: Standard room in the Ibis hotel on the Bath Road, Heathrow
Duration/rate agreed: £80 for 1 hour
Pre-meet comms: All good, with a very favourable initial impression given by Sonia in a screening call I had with her last week. And comms were again good on the day right up to the point where I got to the hotel car park and needed her room number. Then it all got a bit tedious. I was first asked to wait for 5 minutes which was understandable since I was 10 minutes early. I was then drip-fed instructions via sms with first the floor number, then the room number eventually revealed.
The initial meeting: Got to the room and knocked the door. It opened promptly and it was definitely the girl in the pics (her profile pics had clear face shots initially but they've since been obscured) so not a b&s. There was, to my surprise, another girl in the room as I arrived but she was packing up to leave as I got there and apologised before making her excuses. So I'm guessing she's also working there with Sonia and it's quite possible that they share the same room.
Sonia asked for payment very promptly and at this stage I got the impression that Sonia wasn't who I'd spoken to during the screening conversation. Either that or Sonia's command of English had regressed a lot. Hmmmm. A concern but not really serious enough to justify walking, I thought. I handed over the cash.
Onto the punt: I asked to use the shower and took the opportunity to freshen up. Sonia was waiting for me on the bed as I came out of the shower. She was dressed in a pink satin negligee type garment and her body is what I'd describe as voluptuous or perhaps chunky. There's no way she's a size 8. She's possibly a large 10 but more likely a 12 imo. Her stated age, 33, is probably right.
She seems friendly and confident in her approach but it's going to be tricky to keep up the conversation with her light knowledge of English. So Sonia approaches me on the bed but pauses to adjust the ties holding her laced up negligee together. I thought she was undoing the ties but, in fact, she was making sure they were tied up. Odd, I thought. Oh well.
Now Sonia announces that she's "sick" and has a big blow of her nose into a tissue. Sure enough I realise now she's got a streaming cold. Now I'm starting to get really pissed off but bite my tongue and think ok I'll just avoid mouth to mouth kissing and will try to avoid her breathing on my face as best I can.
So Sonia starts to give me what is actually quite a good uncovered combined blow and hand job which gets me good and hard. Next I want Sonia to get naked for me so start to lift her negligee off and she lets me know that she prefers to keep it on because it covers up her caesarian scar. I try to reassure her that the scar doesn't bother me but she's not keen to compromise. The negligee stays on. So Sonia carries on with the blow/hand job which is, once again, very nice.
Next I let her know that I'm keen go down on what she describas in her aw profile as her "tasty pussy". It comes as a bit of a surprise, then, that she's not keen on having her pussy licked. Now I'm ready to walk but Sonia asks me "what do you like?" so I let her know that I want her to get naked and for us to get a bit of 69 action going. So she agrees to my requests with a kind of 'rolls eyes' manner and then says ok but that she needs to freshen up a bit first. So I think to myself things are starting to look up. She returns from the bathroom and removes her negligee. We manoeuvre into position and my worst nightmare arrives in the form of a whiff of fishy fanny. I really wasn't expecting this with her having just gone to "freshen up".
Needless to say there's no way I'm going to daty. Sonia now asks me "What's wrong? Why are you not enjoying this?" So I think for a moment before answering and say to her I have to use the bathroom. While in there I decide that there's just too much wrong with this girl to warrant putting further effort into continuing. So I decide I'm going to cut my losses and run.
I returned to the bedroom and she's busy texting or doing something on her phone. In fact she so preoccupied in her task that she doesn't even notice straight away that I'm getting dressed. Then she looks up, sees what I'm doing and asks "what's going on?" I let her know that I'm not really in the mood after all and am, therefore, on my way. Her reaction: I detect a look of shock on her face. I'm guessing her shock is most likely fuelled by a concern that I'm going to ask for my money back.
So now I'm dressed and have all of my stuff gathered together and am ready to leave. Sonia still seems shocked/concerned that I'm leaving and moves towards me. I decide I'm not going to be rude to her. I genuinely don't believe it'll achieve anything constructive so I just give her a kiss on the cheek and thank her for entertaining me and leave.
Pros:
- Ibis hotel is a good choice for punting with cheap parking (£1 p/h for the first few hours) and easy access to lifts and rooms
- Sonia is the girl in the pics (no b&s)
- She can manage a good bj/hj
Cons:
- She shouldn't be working/seeing clients while ill. She should have at the very least had the courtesy to pre-warn me at booking time so that I had the choice to either decline or proceed.
- She's self-conscious about getting naked for fear that her clients will see her caesarian scar. That may be OK for some clients but I prefer fully naked. She should declare that preference in her profile.
- Fishy fanny. No excuses, especially so when she boasts the fact that she's "CLEAN" in her aw profile text.
- Needs to be more accurate with dress size in aw profile.
Other:
I would add bad attitude to the list of cons but will, generously, give her the benefit of the doubt on this one on the basis that she's not going to be at her best with a head full of cold.
Nothing more to add, really
