Was drawn in by a certain picture, I'm weak for big tits, sadly this was an error and I found hard to rate red or grey, I went grey but it's a poor grey if you think I'm being too soft!
External Link/Members OnlyBOOKING:
30mins
£15 reception
£55 to the girl inc owo(20extra)
VENUE:
LM bury
TiANA:
Essex lass working up north, One profile pic looked ace, now gone😂 I wonder why & if it was her it's not recent that's for sure, huge ass, nice big boobs friendly, mechanical in service.
COMS:
Booked over the phone earlier the same day, very easy!
MEET:
I arrived, snook in like a ninja after blowing the lady in the traffic que a kiss, checked in with reception and asked to use the WC, I say this cos as I walked down the corridor the first thing i saw was a young black lady with a huge ass, and I assumed correctly that this was Tiana, she was dressed and waiting for her booking to get his stuff together an leave, on returning I saw her again in another room chatting away to her work buddy, more on this later!
In the Mean time the receptionist had forgotten who was waiting for Tiana and asked everyone bar me, was hard to get her attention, but finally she took me through and called Tiana, out she came from her friends room, polite, smiling and friendly, and off we went!
I would say I was massively disappointed but I didnt fancy her and it seampt a country mile away from the picture that had lured me to punting this particular day, chubbier in the face, very little make up, bigger in size,14/16 more accurate! nails not done, hey everywhere has been closed mind maybe she couldn't get booked in, not that important tbf!
She's chatty to start, asks me what I like I'm quite simple really, I ask her why what's on offer, then it's all extra, real mood killer, I picked owo, now reading KoolKeef's review he got kissing and owo for £20, I either didnt hear properly as I'd already wained interest or she pulled one over on me.
We started with owo, no bad tbh I enjoyed it, quickly her neck was aching, rough hand job followed, really unsexy questions were thrown in the mix "what turns you on", said in a manner of slight disinterest or more goin through the motions as it were, creating no illusion over it being anything other than a mid afternoon paid session, a gfe it was not!
Boobs came out, nice, big, soft, had a play, highlight of the punt for me!
More oral, at no point did either of us try and kiss, so if i had mistakenly paid for kissing with my owo, it's clearly summat she'd kinda do if need be but prob doesnt really want to past taking your optimal extra cash !
Bit of sex to finish, wasnt bad, used a huge amount of lube, Finished! I had a shower myself and dressed all friendly chat while doin so.
I wasnt sure to mention but please add to my comments that I'm surmising, Tiana wiped her privates down with a wet wipe in front of me and got dressed then saw me out, now she may have showered after but when I arrived she was stood waiting to escort her client out and then she stopped in for a chat with her pal, so she gave me the impression she didnt shower after her previous client cos she didnt after me, she then spent her time to freshen up chatting instead, she gave me that impression with what i saw and what she did, I may be wrong, i hope I'm wrong but thats how i saw it. And I know she was covered in lube but I dont think we should see that but that's just me, do it with ur back to me ffs!
PROS:
Big boobs, pleasant enough young lady.......
CONS:
Everything was extra, only thing in the room free was the warm fresh air
Mechanical service
Miss leading picture that lured me in now gone!
Slightly bigger than pics suggest
VERDICT:
Nice lass but not a great SP, no illusion or genuine enjoyment shown just there as a job
I thought about my rating and I thought a negative was slightly harsh as she did all i asked, but there was a few neg factors, it's a low neutral nearly red put it that way.
I wouldn't recommend or return sadly
On return to my car I looked who was in at GFe, and luckily a solid recommendation was in and available, had a rest in the car, bottle of water and off I went, came out happy after I'd had a proper gfe!
Sad way to bring to big five O up, perhaps should have written a positive first
