I apologise for not doing this review sooner since it is a negative but been very busy. Here goes...
Been looking up and reading about this place since lockdown began. Was going to go in early January but Boris stopped that. Anyway, these 2 meets happened in the first week of it opening. Sorry I don’t have names.
First time, I had been out with some mates, couple of pints and the plan was always to get a taxi afterwards up to Private Zone from town. Got there, good location as it was quiet due to it being around 11pm. Two other lads who had clearly been in before were waiting for a taxi so I hung back..
..anyway the moment they went, I made my way up. Enter the door and you’re straight into the reception room. A receptionist to your left and then straight in front of you, 5/6 girls sat across two sofas with masks on, looking pretty bored. I was pressed into making a selection quickly, tbh I could see fuck all difference due to the masks and identical clothes so just picked one.
She ushers me upstairs and off we go. She is EE. I wouldn’t mind the reception bit if the service was decent but it was average at best. Paid for 15 mins at £35, bit of chat, decent blow (not amazing) and then onto a shag. I took her in doggy and she was saying “ooh yeh not so shy now baby... 1 minute left” I thought fuck off, we’ve barely been here for 5 minutes - anyway I pounded as much as I could, cum, and diplomatically left. I chalked it off as a bad one-off pump and dump.
Thought to myself “maybe a 30 minute punt at this place would be better”, determined for it to be a good place to go given its location. So the next day I make my way there again, same “reception”, pick a girl who I can tell has decent tits and up we go. £60 for 30mins.
This girl was Spanish, we hit off on some good conversation so the signs are good. This was even worse! She orders me onto the bed to suck me, then starts sucking, it’s uncomfortable so I move a bit to make it more comfortable, then she gets a huff on! “Why you move?”. I tell her why and then she carries on, she’s decent at sucking when she lets you get comfy
I reach for her tits, which are very nice, gives me the “they’re new” bollocks which pisses me off. Maybe they are, but they always seem to be. In the end I’m that pissed off I make her wank me off over her tits with the aim of getting out of this place ASAP. I do the business and then she starts being all friendly and chatty, petulantly I give her one word answers and make my way out.
Will I return? Will I fuck. As I walk out there’s a bloke in the side room chatting to the girls who I didn’t pick. If the service was good this place would be an affordable, and accessible location but they employ girls who clearly don’t want to be there and cannot be arsed providing a good service.
I’d rather travel to one of the Sheffield parlours.
