Tiffanie - Lush Escorts - Birmingham

[Punter S Thompson]

It pains me to write this as I'm relatively new to using Lush escorts and all the other girls I've seen of theirs have been great.

ÇOMS - Usual deal with Lush, gave them a call in the morning of the day I wanted the punt and arranged an hour @£100.

LOCATION - Jewelry Quarter. Fairly basic apartment that was fit for purpose.

GIRL - Hmmm...... I knew she wasn't a slim lass based on her profile. Maybe I'm just crap at judging dress sizes because she was a lot bigger than I was anticipating. Now I don't mind a larger lady from time to time as long as the curves are in the right places. That is not how I would describe her though. Huge tits, ass,  hips and belly. Facially not great either, and way to much foundation.

THE FORNICATING - After a quick shower I went into the bedroom where she was sat on the bed texting away. She said it was the agency. Fair enough.
She promptly stripped, got on to the bed....... and just lay there.
I went in for a some FK after she had told me she did that and two things immediately became apparent:
1. She didn't FK at all
and:
2. She smelled of cigarettes.
Not a great start.
So I headed south south a little to have some fun with her huge norks. They were clammy and seemed to not smell great.
Smelly tits?!
It wasn't long before I started to get a whiff of her nether regions.
Oh god it was unpleasant, and staring to get stronger too.
For a reason that is beyond my comprehension I maintained an erection so  I quickly bagged up and angrily fucked her to completion before slumping on the bed and delved into my wank bank to pine about some of my previous punts. All the while battling that fishy smell. At some point she gave me some very average OWO but can't remember when as I'm trying to erase this from my memory.
I'm not gonna hold her weight against her as that maybe my fault a little.
But her apathy and odour I will.
I don't hold this against Lush either and fully intend to continue using them.

[Goldfinch]

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[Punter S Thompson]

Oh shit, forgot to post the link.
Thanks mate
 

[Goldfinch]

Oh shit, forgot to post the link.
Thanks mate
 

[Robsmith13245]

I’ve seen her previously and wasn’t overly impressed but still gave a positive. Didn’t have none of the smells that you experienced. But I do agree the make up is over the top!

[alibirmingham]

Lush has and will always be hit and miss. Some great girls backed up with some god awful ones. One thing I do know is that the girls usually run a conveyor belt service and try and maximise their time which does mean skipping showers etc if it means getting the next customer in that much quicker. Seems this wg is one of them who cut corners at the expense of punter satisfaction

[Punter S Thompson]

Lush has and will always be hit and miss. Some great girls backed up with some god awful ones. One thing I do know is that the girls usually run a conveyor belt service and try and maximise their time which does mean skipping showers etc if it means getting the next customer in that much quicker. Seems this wg is one of them who cut corners at the expense of punter satisfaction

She couldn't even use that as an excuse as I was her first punt of the day!

[Dock]

Lush May as well be VivaStreet.

[teddyking]

That fish smell is horrible, I’m sure other punters here are familiar with it. It has some tuna undertone mixed with bleach 🤢🤢

I’ve never tried Lush before but as OP said , with how the whole agency is set up, seems like this girl preferred having a cigarette break between punts rather than a shower :/

[Dock]

I think I read one OP say he went to see a Lush girl and when he was done and walked out there were a line of guys waiting.

That alone would put me right off

[Straightsix]

Her images are typically strategic but to be fair you can see that the ass has bass line, and a fair bit of it too.
The stench though,  that's just disgusting. What is it with English girls having this issue?

[Punter S Thompson]

What pisses my off the most, is that I had no trouble keeping hard or coming. Yet I've seen some beautiful women and struggled with both.
The mind boggles.

[Straightsix]

What pisses my off the most, is that I had no trouble keeping hard or coming. Yet I've seen some beautiful women and struggled with both.
The mind boggles.

Never underestimate the mental aspects of a punt. There's a reason why a particular pace is enforced by alot of girls. If you had a 10 minute conversation beforehand, 90% of the time you would walk.
I've had some EE where they sit you down to discuss services, which is great and also helps you make the right decision. That hasn't happened in a whole though, sadly.

[alpharius]

The fish smell is unfortunate. That'll be bacterial vaginosis and doesn't always collerate with hygiene. Still off putting though!

[escortman]

She promptly stripped, got on to the bed....... and just lay there.

PST i thought she would have improved by now i knew she was just starting out when i met her but just laying there . Upwards and onwards for your next punt 

[Punter S Thompson]

She promptly stripped, got on to the bed....... and just lay there.

PST i thought she would have improved by now i knew she was just starting out when i met her but just laying there . Upwards and onwards for your next punt 

I don't mind them being submissive, but she did just lie there!!
I have used lush since and it was great again.
I'll review her soon.