Fong far Thai massage Kettering

[Yorkshirefatrascal]

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Ok, as stated in other reviews, this is a new massage parlour located between Gregg's and Wadcroft car park, so parking is excellent and free after 3pm Monday to Thursday. Friday sat and Sunday it is free after 6pm.
 The big drawback is the dance school opposite, get the timing wrong and you have to fight your way  through at least a dozen  pubescent teenage girls all hanging around the doorway. I aborted my 1st attempt, walked past, waited elsewhere for a few minutes and tried again. They were still there but I gritted my teeth, walked through them and entered the shop.
Inside it is very clean and tidy. The girls are attractive, polite and friendly. Paid £40 for the massage.
Once on the table, there was a problem with the door, it wouldn't lock. I spent 5 minutes laying there listening to 2 of them chattering away as they tried to fix it.
Eventually the massage started, nice and firm without being uncomfortable. Plenty of warm oils - scented oils. So if you're going home to the OH afterwards then think twice. I'm Billy no mates and live alone so I'm ok on that score.
Eventually was asked to roll over, no cc swipes or reach under.
I was offered B2B for £60, I coughed up and lay back. She stripped (a bit overweight for my liking but had a good set of tits on her), oiled up and lay across me, sliding about for a while whilst I had a good rummage around her fanny and tits.
Eventually all good things come to an end and she mopped me clean. She dressed and proceeded to massage me some more until time was up.

Why neutral? The service was good but the experience with the girls outside, the unlockable door, would have preferred one of the other girls and the scented oils took the edge off the experience.

[lee1]

Thank you for you comprehensive review and the warning about the dance school. 

From the 2 reviews I have seen on this place, I would still pay them a visit.

[The_Grinder]

Sounds like the timing spoilt the whole experience 

I've only been during the day when its quiet and the doors open so you can whip in quickly.

who did you see, did you get a name?

[Yorkshirefatrascal]

Didn't get the name, could barely understand what she was saying most of the time. Short woman, in her 40's I reckon, quite heavy.

I'm not giving up on the place, will try a different time of day.

[roger_weekly]

unless the lady was young, slim with super fake boobs, I wouldn't have coughed up the £60 extra for B2B, stick with the HJ. I bet she had a scratchy minge as well

[MajorPayne]

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Ok, as stated in other reviews, this is a new massage parlour located between Gregg's and Wadcroft car park, so parking is excellent and free after 3pm Monday to Thursday. Friday sat and Sunday it is free after 6pm.
 The big drawback is the dance school opposite, get the timing wrong and you have to fight your way  through at least a dozen  pubescent teenage girls all hanging around the doorway. I aborted my 1st attempt, walked past, waited elsewhere for a few minutes and tried again. They were still there but I gritted my teeth, walked through them and entered the shop.
Inside it is very clean and tidy. The girls are attractive, polite and friendly. Paid £40 for the massage.
Once on the table, there was a problem with the door, it wouldn't lock. I spent 5 minutes laying there listening to 2 of them chattering away as they tried to fix it.
Eventually the massage started, nice and firm without being uncomfortable. Plenty of warm oils - scented oils. So if you're going home to the OH afterwards then think twice. I'm Billy no mates and live alone so I'm ok on that score.
Eventually was asked to roll over, no cc swipes or reach under.
I was offered B2B for £60, I coughed up and lay back. She stripped (a bit overweight for my liking but had a good set of tits on her), oiled up and lay across me, sliding about for a while whilst I had a good rummage around her fanny and tits.
Eventually all good things come to an end and she mopped me clean. She dressed and proceeded to massage me some more until time was up.

Why neutral? The service was good but the experience with the girls outside, the unlockable door, would have preferred one of the other girls and the scented oils took the edge off the experience.

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Assuming the following is correct, who did you see?

Fern - picture 8
Jasmine - picture 9
Anna - picture 11
Pinky - picture 12