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Offline YungBully

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It's been over a year since I've done a punt so I went with a safe bet and someone who has been spoken of very highly. I messaged the number via the profile however there was no answer so I called and was told that their text messages weren't working at the moment. However, was able to get a slot in for ;

30 Minutes // £70 on the 29th of April

I arrived 15 minutes early at the door to meet the woman herself, Elle:


A petite brunette that's probably around late 20's.
Who greets me with a VERY nice smile and a pretty face with blue eyes.
She was in heels which made her around 5'11. After she took them of she was around 5'8 in my opinion.
She was dressed in a satin bathrobe and all black lingerie with a slit in between the legs right between the legs for easy access  :wacko:
Her dress size would 100% be 6 or maybe less. She was very nice, smily and respectful.
 


She asks me who I'm here to see and I tell her the situation. She offers me a shower to which I decline and proceed to the room where I wait 5 minutes. She returns to handle papers and offers me a glass of water. As she walks away I get a glimpse of that ass and I gotta be honest... That shit was kinda flat, but I knew this, so I had no problem. She comes back with a glass, and I'm completely naked.

She starts lightly kissing me around my neck, chest, nipples. I attempt to kiss her but she (not rudely) moves her head into my neck and continues kissing my body. As we push back on to her bed I go for one more kiss but she again does the same. It didn't seem she wanted to kiss me, but I didn't mind too much. I remove her satin bathrobe to see find her tits. They were small, pierced and sagged a bit but who cares! At least they wasn't some artificial balloons on some escort that will tell you, you can only look at because two licks will make them explode. There was a lot of fun to be had with those.

She starts making her way down to my little friend and she asks me if I prefer with or without... I said "Do people ever say with?" - Let the games begin 
:yahoo:

She proceeds to give me one of the most engaged, passionate and wet oral I've ever had from an escort. She would be second on my leaderboards. Sucking like a lolly pop she tasted for the first time. She would let me push her head down my dick for deep throat which I was VERY surprised with. Most girls I'm with (Escorts or not) always complain about the size. However, not a word from her. I would hold her head and fuck her mouth and she would take it like a CHAMP. More than twice I had to stop her because we was only 5 minutes in at this point and I wasn't trying to cum so soon.
:lol:

We wrap the bad boy up, she lubes up and we jump into missionary. She takes all of it again, no complaints. The moaning sounded a bit in-genuine but at points real so I'm not sure. There was a moment the bad boy slipped out and she lubes up again... Okay. A bit more fun as I fuck her kissing her neck, playing with her tits and biting her ears. Then we go for some doggy. More Lube. I hit her from behind and it was good, but all that lube made it feel just wet. Still enjoyable, but wet. Buttttt, I'm here now so I thrust away. I attempt to pull her hair but she explains she's got extensions in (which is crazy cause I couldn't even notice). Finger in her bum, for more stability and I trust away as she moans with again, no complaints about the size.
 :dance:

We switch to the mirror ( I like fucking in front of the mirror). She adds more lube and takes more of this bad boy. Eventually going back to Oral and she sucks me for another 10 minutes like an angel from heaven and lets me blow the whole load in her mouth and not a drop fell. Then opened her mouth to show me she drank it all.
 :crazy:

At this point I was in a pre-coma. She's trying to make conversation but that post nut clarity gave me nothing but loss of sense.  :lol:
I dressed up, light chat and got the fuck outtttttaa there.

Overall

Apart from the constant need for more lube and it feeling like the pussy I was fucking was a loose huge girl rather than a tight petite girl - It was Incredible. I only say this because majority of punts I've done suck. Always rude, dry, dead and boring. Elle is kind, talkative, passionate and exciting. 10/10 for me.
« Last Edit: April 29, 2021, 08:06:04 pm by YungBully »

Offline Payyourwaymate

Man what the fuck is going on? Touts are appearing all over the gaff  :dash: :dash: :dash: :dash:.


Do you think we are stupid??? For real? 10 out of 10?????

She's that amazing huh?

🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮 

Offline Momodan38

Man what the fuck is going on? Touts are appearing all over the gaff  :dash: :dash: :dash: :dash:.


Do you think we are stupid??? For real? 10 out of 10?????

She's that amazing huh?

🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
Give him the benefit of doubt. It’s his first review. Also if he’s new to punting, then any half decent session will seem like the best fuck of his life. He did try and balance things with the “too much lube” comment, though made it redundant with the 10/10 rating.

Offline bedhedred

He is confused about the height. I did her and she is quite small. Website says 5'4 which sounds right.

Offline hellohellox123

Thanks for the review. Punt didn't really read like a 10/10 especially when she's dodging the kisses and constant lube but hey if thats your verdict than can't complain.

Offline bedhedred

It's his first punt in a year. 😉

Offline Buenos2006

Man what the fuck is going on? Touts are appearing all over the gaff  :dash: :dash: :dash: :dash:.


Do you think we are stupid??? For real? 10 out of 10?????

She's that amazing huh?

🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

It would be a pretty rubbish tout that leaves a fake review pointing out a flat arse, sagging tits, kissing avoidance and a slack pussy.

Chill out, it’s just a first review that happens to be overall positive.

Offline Momodan38

It would be a pretty rubbish tout that leaves a fake review pointing out a flat arse, sagging tits, kissing avoidance and a slack pussy.

Chill out, it’s just a first review that happens to be overall positive.
To be fair to Payyourwaymate, there seems to be quiet a few touty/bullshit reviews lately.

Offline YungBully

Man what the fuck is going on? Touts are appearing all over the gaff  :dash: :dash: :dash: :dash:.


Do you think we are stupid??? For real? 10 out of 10?????

She's that amazing huh?

🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮


Did you read it all? I said I gave it 10 out of 10, because not only has been my first punt in ages but most girls imo aren't accommodating the way Elle was. It was a 10 out of 10 in everything I've experienced. I'm also quite young so maybe you have years of punting under your belt to compare it too but if you was in my shoes. You'd be screaming 10 out of 10 too bud.  :cry:

Also cmon! For that price £70 in LONDON. Someone that attractive with all those services and good energy. That feels like a 10/10 for me.
« Last Edit: April 30, 2021, 12:48:59 am by YungBully »

Offline YungBully

He is confused about the height. I did her and she is quite small. Website says 5'4 which sounds right.


Maybe the heels confused me. But I'm 5'9 and she was taller than me in those heels.

Offline Chorley

Reads like a tout's review to me  :unknown:

Offline jimbobster

Especially the bit about swallowing.   Didn't think she did that.


Offline YungBully

Reads like a tout's review to me  :unknown:

Someone please tell me what a tout is. I’m assuming it means like fraud or fake or something. If that’s the case then no I ain’t. I said both good things and bad things about the meet. Also this is all subjective, to me it’s a 10/10 maybe you expect girls to do handstands while sucking your dick.



Especially the bit about swallowing.   Didn't think she did that.

 :lol: :lol: Okay then. I made the review the same day I did the punt so I could keep it 100 all the way through. But the choice is yours. Couldn’t care what you believe. What I said happened is what happened.

Offline MysteryManNo.7

I'd give this guy the benefit of the doubt and say he's not a HOD tout even though it does read like it.

Gievn it's his first shag in a while I remember my first few reviews (not on here, on '%%%') being some of the fluffiest things I've ever written. Makes me cringe to read some of them back but that was because before discovering punting I'd not shagged a woman in years so my first few reviews after finding HOD read like a touts would.

Now that I'm more experienced in punting and have had a handful of bad experiences (2 at HOD) I'm much more measured in my reviews. Not surprised this review has attracted suspicion though; the review is 'fluffy' (though I believe the OP is just still giddy with excitement as it's his first punt in a while) and there are some on this forum who will hold any review regarding HOD in suspicion no matter what.   

Offline Payyourwaymate

It would be a pretty rubbish tout that leaves a fake review pointing out a flat arse, sagging tits, kissing avoidance and a slack pussy.

Chill out, it’s just a first review that happens to be overall positive.

He says all of this but it's still a 10 out of 10. You don't see the issue here?

Offline Payyourwaymate


Did you read it all? I said I gave it 10 out of 10, because not only has been my first punt in ages but most girls imo aren't accommodating the way Elle was. It was a 10 out of 10 in everything I've experienced. I'm also quite young so maybe you have years of punting under your belt to compare it too but if you was in my shoes. You'd be screaming 10 out of 10 too bud.  :cry:

Also cmon! For that price £70 in LONDON. Someone that attractive with all those services and good energy. That feels like a 10/10 for me.

I read it all. I think your review does not scream blantant tout but it is still touty. It reads like an encounter from a romance novel with all her faults overlooked in a flattering manner, that those who do not look closer will miss the overall touting nature of the review. Perhaps you did not intend to do so but that is how it comes across to me.

Offline bedhedred

My 2 cents is that the review is detailed and a decent work for the first try. If he paid £70 and felt he got 10 out of 10 in value then that is his judgement. When I fucked her it was more like 6/10. I have large numbers of recent punts to compare against.

Offline Buenos2006

He says all of this but it's still a 10 out of 10. You don't see the issue here?

Yes I see an issue of paranoia about touts!
« Last Edit: April 30, 2021, 10:15:36 pm by Buenos2006 »

Offline Momodan38

Yes I see an issue of paranoia about touts!
The guy already explained himself and gave his reasonings...

Offline Payyourwaymate

Yes I see an issue of paranoia about touts!

Are you really going to fake ignorance to the issues I clearly highlighted in my previous posts? I am not going around doing this for fun. An increase in fluffy tout like reviews discredits the value of overall reviews. Why? Because now punters won't know if the WG is being embellished due to punters being pussy whipped or blatantly touting. What would happen if a punter reads an embellished touty review believing it, going there only to end up wasting money? It's a loss for the punter no? An increase of these type touty reviews with no one around to question them would diminish the values of reviews as more unknown members who could be undercover touts or WGs will get brave and start publishing bullshit to blow their own trumpets to get more business in. Now, instead of punters being able to navigate properly... they would have to deal with an increase of iffy reviews because undercover touts, WGs or fluffy punters want to write their own tales of sexual encounters instead of being objective. The OP of the review can come and justify why they have written what they did it's fine, I am not acting like a judge and executioner. Other members have come to defend OP with the WGs history and their take. It's an open floor for every member to judge. It's fine to put a personal spin on a review but straight up trying to write a cheeky erotica is nonsense in my eyes. I would have thought that scrutinising these type of reviews, on top of false info on profiles, pictures that are not representative of what the WG looks like, straight up B&S which all goes against the common member trying to navigate the punting world properly would be the issue for members but it is my paranoia that is the issue?  lol, you new members are funny.

Offline Payyourwaymate

The guy already explained himself and gave his reasonings...

Thank you, he seems to be trying to feign stupidity for who knows what reason.
« Last Edit: May 01, 2021, 09:29:00 am by Payyourwaymate »

Offline Buenos2006

Ahhh I’m so sorry. I’m a massive fan of romance novels and erotic fiction you see so got carried away and taken in by the review. Despite mentioning 4 negatives about the WG, HoD have duped me into making a booking cos they say she’s 10/10! I’ll leave a review but ensure I don’t write it up in the style of Jane Austen.

Offline Jonestown

Ahhh I’m so sorry. I’m a massive fan of romance novels and erotic fiction you see so got carried away and taken in by the review. Despite mentioning 4 negatives about the WG, HoD have duped me into making a booking cos they say she’s 10/10! I’ll leave a review but ensure I don’t write it up in the style of Jane Austen.

I hope you only booked 30 mins, otherwise take a book along with you.

Offline YungBully

I read it all. I think your review does not scream blantant tout but it is still touty. It reads like an encounter from a romance novel with all her faults overlooked in a flattering manner, that those who do not look closer will miss the overall touting nature of the review. Perhaps you did not intend to do so but that is how it comes across to me.

I've seen other reviews on the site that are straight to the point but I personally felt it wasn't informative enough. I wrote the review this way because I thought not only would it be more informative but enjoyable to read. I could have followed the textbook style but my thoughts were to switch things up. Clearly that only aroused more suspicion around me.

Honestly wasn't expecting so much controversy around this! This took me a whole hour to write you know! I just wanted to contribute to the site as I enjoy using it myself (wasn't trying to get my account deleted or called a leech).

Maybe in the few next reviews, I'll try be more straight to the point.
Also, if you got any better recommendations for what an actual 10 out of 10 is, please send them my way.
I would love to be wrong about my rating and find someone even more accommodating.
:D

« Last Edit: May 01, 2021, 03:06:32 pm by YungBully »

Offline LLPunting

I've seen other reviews on the site that are straight to the point but I personally felt it wasn't informative enough. I wrote the review this way because I thought not only would it be more informative but enjoyable to read. I could have followed the textbook style but my thoughts were to switch things up. Clearly that only aroused more suspicion around me.

Honestly wasn't expecting so much controversy around this! This took me a whole hour to write you know! I just wanted to contribute to the site as I enjoy using it myself (wasn't trying to get my account deleted or called a leech).

Maybe in the few next reviews, I'll try be more straight to the point.
Also, if you got any better recommendations for what an actual 10 out of 10 is, please send them my way.
I would love to be wrong about my rating and find someone even more accommodating.
:D

Taking your time to write a review is sensible if you're trying to be cautious, taking your time to dress it up and be elaborate is more a case of ego.  As you've seen, getting creative with the writing raises all kinds of suspicions. 

Are you at all concerned about being identified by the SP and HoD?

Offline Payyourwaymate

Ahhh I’m so sorry. I’m a massive fan of romance novels and erotic fiction you see so got carried away and taken in by the review. Despite mentioning 4 negatives about the WG, HoD have duped me into making a booking cos they say she’s 10/10! I’ll leave a review but ensure I don’t write it up in the style of Jane Austen.

Now you are just being facetious. Not sure what you are getting out of being deliberately ignorant but you have a good day lol.

Offline Payyourwaymate

I've seen other reviews on the site that are straight to the point but I personally felt it wasn't informative enough. I wrote the review this way because I thought not only would it be more informative but enjoyable to read. I could have followed the textbook style but my thoughts were to switch things up. Clearly that only aroused more suspicion around me.

Honestly wasn't expecting so much controversy around this! This took me a whole hour to write you know! I just wanted to contribute to the site as I enjoy using it myself (wasn't trying to get my account deleted or called a leech).

Maybe in the few next reviews, I'll try be more straight to the point.
Also, if you got any better recommendations for what an actual 10 out of 10 is, please send them my way.
I would love to be wrong about my rating and find someone even more accommodating.
:D

It's fine, but I am sure you can understand where I am coming from an objective point of view. My issue was not the sole rating of 10 out of 10. It was the fact that you listed negs in a flattering manner and still rated the meet 10 out of 10, that comes off as suspect and the writing style came of as a promotional story review of the WG that's all. I have no issue with you as a member just to clarify. You have justified yourself and explained your points so don't worry I won't hound you. All the best with your next reviews.

Offline bedhedred

Youngbully,

You are being picked on. Ironic given your nick.
I used to be very worried about what certain members would say about me.
Things changed at some point last year. I write my reviews as I see fit and I don't really care whether someone thinks they are fluffy or not. Bring it on. There's a place for fluffy if you are feeling good about the money you spent. I need to do a follow up review for Elle. I have a large batch of HoD reviews in the oven. Unlike you I'm biding my time.

Offline Payyourwaymate

Youngbully,

You are being picked on.
Ironic given your nick.
I used to be very worried about what certain members would say about me.
Things changed at some point last year. I write my reviews as I see fit and I don't really care whether someone thinks they are fluffy or not. Bring it on. There's a place for fluffy if you are feeling good about the money you spent. I need to do a follow up review for Elle. I have a large batch of HoD reviews in the oven. Unlike you I'm biding my time.

Are you serious? I'm not picking on the guy I literally gave my reasons and told him I'll leave him alone, I even wished him all the best, it was not malicious. The review was just suspect to me. Can we not question reviews as a form of quality control? No one is even talking about you but somehow every post you bring it back to yourself and your sessions with WGs xyz LOL.

Offline centry

This doesn't seem like a promotional write-up for HOD at all to be honest.
There are some points that make you raise your brow, but overall I believe this one's safe.

➊ The maid usually answers the door, not the the WG themselves, but I can give the benefit of doubt there, maybe it happens from time to time.

➋ She's not that tall (5'8 claim), but every guy thinks they're taller than they actually are and thus he may have compared his false height to hers, and ultimately came to that conclusion.

➌ The mention of clear negatives, such as; flat ass, saggy breasts, and an over-use of lubricant. He then proceeds to tell us that he thought those negatives were not out-weighed by the overwhelming positives. This leads us to his rating of 10/10, and while it may not sound like a 10/10 to experienced punters it may be for the OP.

➍ Ultimately, if it's his review then it's his rating. Telling the OP that his experience wasn't very good is just like telling a happy person not to be happy. There's no point.




« Last Edit: May 01, 2021, 06:30:28 pm by centry »

Offline centry

Are you serious? I'm not picking on the guy I literally gave my reasons and told him I'll leave him alone, I even wished him all the best, it was not malicious. The review was just suspect to me. Can we not question reviews as a form of quality control? No one is even talking about you but somehow every post you bring it back to yourself and your sessions with WGs xyz LOL.

It's honestly hard to believe you when you say stuff like this :

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Offline bedhedred

Another note to the op and to any newbie poster. This site is packed full of leeches who never review. I was one for a long time.

It's better to take the risk and write it how you see it, because new reviews, and reviewers are at the front and centre of what the forum should be about.

Offline bedhedred

Are you serious? I'm not picking on the guy I literally gave my reasons and told him I'll leave him alone, I even wished him all the best, it was not malicious. The review was just suspect to me. Can we not question reviews as a form of quality control? No one is even talking about you but somehow every post you bring it back to yourself and your sessions with WGs xyz LOL.

OK I didn't spot this... Fair enough.
"You have justified yourself and explained your points so don't worry I won't hound you."
« Last Edit: May 01, 2021, 06:56:23 pm by bedhedred »

Offline Aeneas19

This doesn't seem like a promotional write-up for HOD at all to be honest.
There are some points that make you raise your brow, but overall I believe this one's safe.

➊ The maid usually answers the door, not the the WG themselves, but I can give the benefit of doubt there, maybe it happens from time to time.

➋ She's not that tall (5'8 claim), but every guy thinks they're taller than they actually are and thus he may have compared his false height to hers, and ultimately came to that conclusion.

➌ The mention of clear negatives, such as; flat ass, saggy breasts, and an over-use of lubricant. He then proceeds to tell us that he thought those negatives were not out-weighed by the overwhelming positives. This leads us to his rating of 10/10, and while it may not sound like a 10/10 to experienced punters it may be for the OP.

➍ Ultimately, if it's his review then it's his rating. Telling the OP that his experience wasn't very good is just like telling a happy person not to be happy. There's no point.

Worth noting the maid is only really guaranteed to answer the door of the basement flat, I've only had the maid let me in once to the first floor flat - every other time it's been the SP I'm seeing. I wouldn't say the WG answering the door is a red flag or something needed to be given the benefit of the doubt unless they explicitly state which flat they go to.

Offline bedhedred

WG nearly always answer upstairs.

Maid nearly always downstairs.

Offline centry

Worth noting the maid is only really guaranteed to answer the door of the basement flat, I've only had the maid let me in once to the first floor flat - every other time it's been the SP I'm seeing. I wouldn't say the WG answering the door is a red flag or something needed to be given the benefit of the doubt unless they explicitly state which flat they go to.

I see. So that further pushes this review away from the promotional/tout territory then indeed.  :thumbsup:

Offline Payyourwaymate

It's honestly hard to believe you when you say stuff like this :

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So, where is the malicious intent? Sure, the post is abrasive but not malicious towards OP directly.

Read through my posts. What would had been malicious would be if I just went out and said "You fucking tout I'm reporting you!" and tried to get him banned without allowing him room to explain himself. He explained himself, I left it alone and that was it. My early reviews were scrutinised aswell and still are at times. I have no problem if my reviews get questioned. If reviewers can not stand up to scrutiny then I don't know what sort of snowflake punters are about then.

Offline Anallover6969

Gave up after the 3rd line. What happened to turned up - pumped for 10 mins shot my load and left?

Offline YungBully

Taking your time to write a review is sensible if you're trying to be cautious, taking your time to dress it up and be elaborate is more a case of ego.  As you've seen, getting creative with the writing raises all kinds of suspicions. 

Are you at all concerned about being identified by the SP and HoD?

Not so much ego. I just had a good time honestly. There’s nothing more to it. In response to getting identified, I never even thought of that... Noted for next time.


Gave up after the 3rd line. What happened to turned up - pumped for 10 mins shot my load and left?

LOL Okay Okay. Shorter the better clearly, got ya.