Author Topic: Dosia, Diva, Earl's Court, enthusiastic but smelly!  (Read 3077 times)

Offline JackSaint

So, after the Tania Sweet horror show https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=305772.0 I'm in Earl's Court with cash in my pocket and the need to unload.

Searched Diva, found Dosia External Link/Members Only looked good, mid twenties, size 6, five foot four, all natural blonde, easily booked, me and my cock would be saved the ignamy of going home full.

Place, The building on the corner of the M&S road and Warwick Road, we've all been there, tiny bedsit with ensuite shower room.

She opened the door in an open white shirt, black underwear and heels, looks like a less glamorous version of the video and her nose seems bigger in real life, my nose was catching a whiff of something though.

We kiss and it hits me, noxious underarm body odour, truly nauseous, I should've walked, but having done just that 45 minutes earlier my dick didn't let me. He made me tell her, take her into the shower with me and wash her armpits while cleaning the rest of her body as she tossed me off and played soapily with my balls and arse, deep French kissing all the way.

We got out, dried off, she gave me enthusiastic, slightly toothy head knelt in front of the mirror, more on the bed, plenty of attention to balls and shaft, then rubber on and rode me in cowgirl, back view reflected in the bed facing mirrored wardrobe where we returned for a facial finale, a big one as she shielded her eyes and kept her mouth clamped shut.

We cleaned up, chatted via a translator app, her English is the same level as my Russian, without the naughty words until she instigated round two, a repeat of the first and as I blasted her face again that old familiar pong was back, I squeezed out the last drop and went off to shower.

Too expensive, average girl, enthusiastic service ruined by the smell and crappy bedsit.

We chatted weakly as I dressed then I left, descending the stairs and out the door to suck in some fresh air and kick myself for spunking £250 + £50 for facial when I should have walked, my dick shrivelled in apology, he's getting a rub and tug tomorrow, no more full sex until next week, fucker!



Offline JackSaint

Thanks Goldfinch, she looks like that, but less glam and with a bigger nose and stinky pits!

Offline markmarkmark


Gutted, had this one lined up as my lockdown breaker for next week - I'll now cancel & reconsider my options

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Thanks Goldfinch, she looks like that, but less glam and with a bigger nose and stinky pits!
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« Last Edit: April 29, 2021, 03:55:03 pm by Goldfinch »

Offline JackSaint

Gutted, had this one lined up as my lockdown breaker for next week - I'll now cancel & reconsider my options

Slim pickings at the moment, of the current Diva roster Natalie looks like just about the only reasonably priced, good service optipn.

Offline smellychip


We kiss and it hits me, noxious underarm body odour, truly nauseous, I should've walked, but having done just that 45 minutes earlier my dick didn't let me. He made me tell her,

Sounds horrible but 2 facials isnt bad going. Can I ask you mate, how did you "tell her" that she smelt and needed a shower? I'd have found it really awkward

Offline JackSaint

Sounds horrible but 2 facials isnt bad going. Can I ask you mate, how did you "tell her" that she smelt and needed a shower? I'd have found it really awkward

I simply said, we need to get you cleaned up because your armpits smell, then I sniffed my pits to show what I meant, at this point it boosted the punt by adding a soapy grope and snog in the shower. I really wasn't feeling it at this point and really should've walked, her enthusiasm made me stay and I battled through.

Offline smellychip

I simply said, we need to get you cleaned up because your armpits smell, then I sniffed my pits to show what I meant

LOL, nice one. Cheers

Offline Odin669

She's back now at 300£ / h for no reason whatsoever they increase their fees,  250£ was already pushing the limits of logic. Do they have a pimp to determinate the rates or what?

Offline JackSaint

She's back now at 300£ / h for no reason whatsoever they increase their fees,  250£ was already pushing the limits of logic. Do they have a pimp to determinate the rates or what?

The rates are a joke, £250 - £300 could mean anything from an inexperienced early 20s farmers daughter who ain't a looker, I'm out of the game for a couple of weeks, stuff like this makes me despair for the future.

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review incoming for Lira that will do nothing to assuage the fears.. and her price has just gone up due to the stampede