Searching UEscort for options, found three favourites.
Tania who I had an online chat with back in March, when she was £200 base price, she looks phenomenal and responded to WhatsApp messages promptly, WhatsApp photo matched the website. Agreed dfk, owo, deep throat, 69, protected sex, facial for £250, extras, cim £50, rimming £50, anal £100. Gave postcode and asked for confirmation on the day.
External Link/Members OnlyGot address promptly on the day, same building as the magnificent Natalie
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=304920.msg3193051#msg3193051You can see the photos, she’s described as Estonian, 5 feet 6, light brown hair, slim size 8, B cup tits, an arse like a fine sculpture, what’s not to like?
The door opened and I walked in to be confronted by a frumpy, stumpy, mid twenties, ugly girl of indiscriminate origin, with bad teeth, wearing full makeup, shiny lipstick and a ridiculous, cheap, ill fitting, straw like blonde wig, a black, fitted lace dress which accentuated her belly fat and large droopy tits, shapeless bare legs and no shoes. Fuck me sideways!
She smiled crookedly and asked if I wanted to stay for half an hour, my cock considered it for a nano second and even he, the horny fucker said no.
I showed her the photo on the WhatsApp messages and said “that’s not you”, she said “agency, agency”, I smiled sardonically and left, my wallet and self esteem intact but with an itch left to scratch.
Next choice was Lily, looks great, right, who responded fast via WhatsApp who agreed French kissing, owo, protected sex and facial for £350, cim £50 extra, confirmed area and asked for confirmation on the day. Allegedly Latvian, 5 feet 7, dirty blonde hair, slim size 8, D cup tits bit I suspect another B&S asa her writing style was similar to "Tania's".
External Link/Members Only Third choice was Nika, who turned out to be an absolute bitch, responded slowly to WhatsApp messages, confirmed massage, sex, owo for £300 and when I asked about kissing she went into one, repeated herself, said her services were normal, when I said I would expect more for £300 she suggested if I don’t have money I should find another girl. I informed her it’s not a question of money, it’s a question of services for the price and if there is no kissing it’s a dealbreaker for me.
Her profile reads “I am reliable lady who provides the answer to all your needs. I am softly spoken, and open minded, easy going girl with a gentle and charming personality. I am a beautiful and a very genuine young lady. I know very well what a true gentleman loves. I will always treat you like a king)” Yeah, right.
She asked if I had a girlfriend and if she kissed me. I said goodbye, what a bitch, hot looking in the photos, but a bitch!
External Link/Members Only Conclusion, UEscort is a massive risk, with some very dodgy agencies peddling what appear to be Instagram models at top prices with mingers waiting for mug punters who will think with their cocks, beware gentlemen, more red flags than Moscow in marching season, beware.
