Thai massage Sowerby Bridge, Jane

[Itzmurph]

With lockdown eased its time to take advantage of the massage places reopening.

This one as others have confirmed is very “nice”, looks legit, I understand IS legit if that’s what you want and gets plenty of repeat customers and is in one of the great up and coming locations. Very indiscreet do bear that in mind and you’d be brave or brazen to go there on a warm early evening when all the foodie places are open.

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Anyway booked for half hour and the small Thai lady I saw introduced herself as Jane. Absolutely the usual, stripped and lay down in one of the rooms. She commenced a very reasonable massage but not one I’d rush back to have again. Maybe it’s because it’s half hour they just know many who book that are interested in their todgers pulling.

On the turn it was absolutely business as usual “Want anything else?”. Hj for 20, topless 40 (huh, seems pricey) everything off and touching allowed for 70 (what the actual fuck, has she been taking pricing lessons off Laura).
Although I was curious, it’s like the old advert for Tennants Pilsner if you remember those..... it’s good, but not THAT good. (Spoiler..... it tasted like pee actually but that’s besides the point).

So I plumped for a hj as I really needed a release and in all fairness she put up no objections to having her bum felt outside her pants. By experience they often don’t care if you go inside and I’d say 50% ignore it but I wasn’t in the mood and didn’t want to break the mood of the moment if she was to try asking for extra for her crack being tickled.

In all, well she was ok, did what it says on the tin if you wish. Small, slightly curvy in a mumsy way, actually quite attractive for a Middle Aged Thai as often this isn’t the case but she’s no hottie either.... no complaints.

Anyway she says she’s only been there a week or so. They are really busy and there’s 4 others. Saw what looked like a bleached haired Eastern European on the way out who I wouldn’t be rushing to see but that’s purely personal preference (and experience unfortunately).

Oh and basic massage 25 half hour 35 hour

[viper13]

Thanks for the review.

I've been there a few times now, my most recent was this week, will post a review when can get around to it.  I have a couple of other reviews to do before I get around to this one.

Noticed a couple of new faces and a very good looking blond.  I thought she was English at first until she spoke then I asked where she was from and she replied she is Hungarian.  Said she previously worked in Manchester before this place and been working here 2 weeks.  Don't think she is the same blond you refer to as she looked natural blond in a bob style, 5'2 size 8/10 quite a pretty face. 

And yes I think they are all following Laura prices, it's getting expensive for the extras now.  It's always well kept, clean and inviting, all the rooms are always well presented and immaculate.

[Itzmurph]

Yes I think that’s who I saw on the way out. I only got the most fleeting glance as I was doing the sheepish walk of shame by then of course and hoping I didn’t walk SMACK into someone I know (oh good morning vicar) whilst leaving as it’s incredibly indiscreet so I was perhaps wrong about the hair being bleached.

Be interesting to hear a report on her but I don’t think I’ll be back too soon personally, just busy

[viper13]

Yes I think that’s who I saw on the way out. I only got the most fleeting glance as I was doing the sheepish walk of shame by then of course and hoping I didn’t walk SMACK into someone I know (oh good morning vicar) whilst leaving as it’s incredibly indiscreet so I was perhaps wrong about the hair being bleached.

Be interesting to hear a report on her but I don’t think I’ll be back too soon personally, just busy

My review includes her in my meet, will get round to it when I get some time to myself 

[ISTS2005]

Cheers fellas this place is on my gumtree list of possible HE places, google maps it and it is VERY indiscreete like you say. Any way in other than the blatant front door?

[viper13]

Cheers fellas this place is on my gumtree list of possible HE places, google maps it and it is VERY indiscreete like you say. Any way in other than the blatant front door?

Nope     

[viper13]

  and your mask of course 

[ISTS2005]

and your mask of course 

Love it 

[Robyorks1981]

Cheers fellas this place is on my gumtree list of possible HE places, google maps it and it is VERY indiscreete like you say. Any way in other than the blatant front door?

I’ve never been as I don’t really like shitting on my own doorstep. I did message them not long after they opened though and they suggested they had a back door available