Is this the most pointless profile pic ever ?

[fisherofsouls]

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[CBPaul]

 

What a waste of space. I guess the pimp is doing a spot of decorating judging by the ladders, too busy to make an effort.

Minimum 4 hours and requires a deposit, I think I'll pass.

[threechilliman]

What a fuckin' tempter eh? Might go for the overnighter, why not!

[mattylondon]

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She missed a spot. 

[nigel4498]

Perhaps it's a hint that you would be better off with a spot of DIY

[mattylondon]

Perhaps it's a hint that you would be better off with a spot of DIY

Perhaps she got DATY confused with DIY 

[Jay-Jay]

Think I'll offer a ten quid deposit for her to come and see me in the Isle of Skye.

Jay

[nigel4498]

Or is the clue in the her name Hardcoreslut4u?

She lays concrete drives for £700

[CBPaul]

Probably all set up for some fantasy fuck the handyman role play.

The old check list would have to change - money, phone, brushes, terps.....

[akauya]

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Brilliant find! So, this is what women mean whey they saiy they have the decorators in 

I think Sergei is busy with one or two profiles, I'm sure he'll get round to fix this one soon. Let's keep an eye on it; let's see how long it take the pimp to sort it out.

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edit: just copied it to compare it with the "new" Sergei improved version

[Quatro]

If she brings that ladder and decorates the spare room while she's here, I'd consider it. 

[vorian]

Hey, lets not knock Sergei, it can't be easy for him to "Manage" all these profiles, give the guy a break, knocking back the protein supplements and getting down the tattoo parlour takes a lot of time out of his schedule. Also who else is going to take the pitbull down the vets for it's jabs.

Easy to criticise but you should try to fit all that into a day when cleaning the gold chains needs to be done as well.

 

[cockneybstrd]

Hey, lets not knock Sergei, it can't be easy for him to "Manage" all these profiles, give the guy a break, knocking back the protein supplements and getting down the tattoo parlour takes a lot of time out of his schedule. Also who else is going to take the pitbull down the vets for it's jabs.

Easy to criticise but you should try to fit all that into a day when cleaning the gold chains needs to be done as well.

Exactly V Sergei is a busy man. He has got to get his head shaved first thing too. And he has got to keep those pro$$ie's in order too.

Imagine having to force a load of bolshy eastern euro pro$$ie around all day. It must be draining to have to deal with them on a daily basis. Like herding cats.

[CBPaul]

Hey, lets not knock Sergei, it can't be easy for him to "Manage" all these profiles, give the guy a break, knocking back the protein supplements and getting down the tattoo parlour takes a lot of time out of his schedule. Also who else is going to take the pitbull down the vets for it's jabs.

Easy to criticise but you should try to fit all that into a day when cleaning the gold chains needs to be done as well.

Yeah, but he could have the common sense to take the picture in a room that he'd finished decorating. What next, multi tasking the pimp way with piccies done in B&Q ?

[vorian]

Exactly V Sergei is a busy man. He has got to get his head shaved first thing too. And he has got to keep those pro$$ie's in order too.

Imagine having to force a load of bolshy eastern euro pro$$ie around all day. It must be draining to have to deal with them on a daily basis. Like herding cats.

And don't forget he still has to make the time to go down the job centre and sign on. Really should be giving the guy some credit here UKP.

[cockneybstrd]

And don't forget he still has to make the time to go down the job centre and sign on. Really should be giving the guy some credit here UKP.

Agreed Sergei's work ethic is remarkable especially when compared to 'Winston's'

While Winston is lounging around the house at home. Sergei has already collected his next batch from Victoria Coach Station and set up at least three profiles for each girl with a private gallery. That's the problem with this country. A lack of work ethic !

[CBPaul]

And don't forget he still has to make the time to go down the job centre and sign on. Really should be giving the guy some credit here UKP.

Fuck. I'm feeling sorry for Sergei now.

Still, he seems to put more effort into things than his cousin Dmitri, that lazy bastard just rips pictures off the internet - all ready air brushed for him. He also makes me think hmmmm loads of choice today within 15 miles and hence waste 30 minutes looking at a load of shit profiles. 

[mattylondon]

If she brings that ladder and decorates the spare room while she's here, I'd consider it. 

Bit harsh if the decorating in an extra, considering her steep prices!

[agent47]

I'm Confused who's offering the service, the ladder or the girl   

[gorge]

I reckon she'd be higher up than most of them with far better pics. She looks like she probably has a good body. I'm getting a boner just looking at the picture and imagining!

[gorge]

I'm Confused who's offering the service, the ladder or the girl   

The ladder's there so she can climb onto fat bastards

[vorian]

I reckon she'd be higher up than most of them with far better pics. She looks like she probably has a good body. I'm getting a boner just looking at the picture and imagining!

Careful it might be a bloke. 

[akauya]

I just had another look to see if the profile has been changed. On closer inspection I'm beginning to suspect this might be a Winston girl rather than a Sergei girl. 

[gorge]

Careful it might be a bloke. 

bugger - literally

[dilettante]

Or is the clue in the her name Hardcoreslut4u?

She lays concrete drives for £700

...temptress...

FTFY

Has anyone searched RedTube for "DIY porn"?

Or maybe the painting is of a more artistic bent:-

While Titian was mixing rose madder
His model reclined up a ladder.
To him the position
Suggested coition
So he went up the ladder and 'ad 'er.

[CBPaul]

:lol:FTFY

Has anyone searched RedTube for "DIY porn"?

Or maybe the painting is of a more artistic bent:-

While Titian was mixing rose madder
His model reclined up a ladder.
To him the position
Suggested coition
So he went up the ladder and 'ad 'er.

Try this one External Link/Members Only   

[yorkshire123]

It could be our favourite north west multi profile thieving cunt?

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=11078.50

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[Jimmyredcab]

There are hundreds of totally useless photos on Adultwork, the problem is that many of you gentlemen say a photo is not important, as long as that attitude remains nothing will change.     

[vorian]

It could be our favourite north west multi profile thieving cunt?

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=11078.50

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Could be, she might have set this up as a sleeper profile, she could move into it quickly and it won't look as obvious as it will have a bit on time on the clock. Good shout

[nigel4498]

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Think this might top it

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Thought I was on an Estate Agents site by mistake.

[vorian]

There are hundreds of totally useless photos on Adultwork, the problem is that many of you gentlemen say a photo is not important, as long as that attitude remains nothing will change.     

With you on that one Jimmy.

[dilettante]

With you on that one Jimmy.

... but disagree with Jimmy on lots of others, is what you're implying ...?

[vorian]

... but disagree with Jimmy on lots of others, is what you're implying ...?

If I did disagree with him I would say or alternatively remain silent if i didn't feel i could confidently argue my point. However on this issue I think he is quite right, it's crazy that punters have to turn up with no idea what a girl looks like. It should be about the consumer but often the suppliers call the shots.

[Siadwel]

Be nice when it's finished.

[portable]

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Okay, so its in her gallery, not her main profile, but still. 


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[LostInMackemLand]

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Okay, so its in her gallery, not her main profile, but still. 


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I'd just seen that today. Very strange.

Still tempted though

[CoolTiger]

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Okay, so its in her gallery, not her main profile, but still. 


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Perhaps she's trying to enlighten us!! 

[vorian]

Perhaps she's trying to enlighten us!! 

No one is going to beat that today.

[berty bigballs]

Any of you lot on here can you point me in the right direction of a good brass, prefer if aroUnd 30 40 quid and unhurried and must be in bristol, let me know, thanks ps decent tits aswell

[vorian]

Any of you lot on here can you point me in the right direction of a good brass, prefer if aroUnd 30 40 quid and unhurried and must be in bristol, let me know, thanks ps decent tits aswell

Best thing for you to do is post in the South West Region board asking for help.

[portable]

Any of you lot on here can you point me in the right direction of a good brass, prefer if aroUnd 30 40 quid and unhurried and must be in bristol, let me know, thanks ps decent tits aswell

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[Quatro]

Any of you lot on here can you point me in the right direction of a good brass, prefer if aroUnd 30 40 quid and unhurried and must be in bristol, let me know, thanks ps decent tits aswell

Hi Berty, welcome to the site. Nice introduction.

It's a great place, no need to worry about being 'off topic' just burst in and blurt out your question.

I don't know Bristol very well, but I hear if you head down to the docks you'll probably find some big tits hanging around.

[Anthonyhorn]

I totally agree, wonder if any brave soul had paid her a visit yet?

[Garden69]

I think I have a winner - guess we all know where the Big in BBW came from ?!

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[cockneybstrd]

I think I have a winner - guess we all know where the Big in BBW came from ?!

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Thats a lot of chicken

[vorian]

I think I have a winner - guess we all know where the Big in BBW came from ?!

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Do AW ever actually delete dead profiles. 

[Rochdull lad]

Do AW ever actually delete dead profiles. 

Almost certainly not, v.  Why would they?  That'd make things easier for the punter, wouldn't it?

That's why anyone doing an AW Search needs to specify that the WG has logged in in the last fornight [max] and, preferably, the last week.

[Horizontal pleasures]

That's why anyone doing an AW Search needs to specify that the WG has logged in in the last fornight [max] and, preferably, the last week.

I understand what you mean but ladies who reply on the phone and not email bookings do not log in often so make a phone call to anyone say within a month or two and if you get a response well and good.