External Link/Members OnlyI was struggling whether this was a negative or neutral and I think I’m going with negative.
This girl had all the hallmarks of a decent punt. But it just wasn’t the case. I noticed her on Diva and Seeking (as well as the other agencies). I booked her via Seeking on WhatsApp. This was sometime last week or the week before. I forget.
£300 for a 1 hour Incall. Serviced apartments in Earl’s Court. Nobody on reception so that was ok. If I’d have known it was that building, I’d have probably not done it. But it was fine.
Price keeps fluctuating and that should have been a red flag. She’s got a bit of an attitude as well. Like she’s nice, but also full of herself.
She messed me around by making me wait 10 Mins outside. Then gave my the building and the floor but not the room number. I wasn’t happy because it was apartments but at this point I was thinking with dick and not brain.
When I arrived she seemed perfectly warm but then complained about the outfit I requested. I just asked for casual or gym clothes and she didn’t like putting the effort in to change from her usual lingerie (but she did) and then quickly got the kit off at the earliest point.
Body wise she’s fit but boobs are sagging. Definitely does go to the gym. Ass is nice and peachy but the boobs were a let down. Her photos are definitely accurate.
The whole service was a bit weird. One minute it was fine then next she was almost pushing me away in some way. Kissing was LFK. And when we went for OWO she complained I wasn’t clean (noted in another review) and made me go back and shower again. Which was pure bollocks because I was spanking clean before the punt anyway. Basically if she couldn’t taste her green shower gel, then I mustn’t be clean. I wasn’t impressed but I obliged to be polite. She was just stuck up I think.
She did OWO ok. Not deep and not with any particularly notable positives.
Condom on, at this point I was a bit deflated and just wanted to finish. Banged in Mish and Doggy before coming in the bag. Quite quickly left after that.
It was a weird one because she offered me a glass of wine and did make some of the right points that would have made it a good punt.
Thinking back she may have been high or a bit drunk because she also dropped the cash I gave her on the floor and didn’t even pick it up. So there’s another red flag.
Anyway.
Performance 3/10
Looks 7/10
Location 6/10
Would I return? No.