Author Topic: My Granny the Escort - Channel4 Thu 29 May (Read 22367 times)

Sherbert07 · « **on:** May 23, 2014, 12:55:02 am »

Just seen this advertised on C4 a prog for GILF lovers? Wonder if any of you guys have seen any of the ladies...

Hope it's better than the recent Rupert one..!

Watched a bit of granny porn, don't know if I'd want to have a go...unless it was Felicity Kendall or ONJ

Rochdull lad · « **Reply #1 on:** May 23, 2014, 01:20:04 am »

Sorry, Sherbert; you're behind me in the queue for Felicity Kendal.

It's too late at night for me to be coming up with a play on words about DFK with FK, but I'm sure you get my drift; it'd be "The Good Life" all right!

Cumblaster · « **Reply #2 on:** May 23, 2014, 03:56:02 am »

Lost my cherry to a granny. Love them!

Roland D Hay · « **Reply #3 on:** May 23, 2014, 05:51:22 am »

Surely Helen Mirren tops the Gilf list?

Rochdull lad · « **Reply #4 on:** May 23, 2014, 08:37:03 am »

Yes indeed, Roland!

She should be in "the ultimate fantasy punt" thread!

nigel4498 · « **Reply #5 on:** May 23, 2014, 08:39:26 am »

Joanna Lumely must be number one but GILF is not for me.
I'm sixty two and the last thing I want is a wrinkly, see enough of my own.

mattylondon · « **Reply #6 on:** May 23, 2014, 08:44:09 am »

Quote from: Roland D Hay on May 23, 2014, 05:51:22 am

Surely Helen Mirren tops the Gilf list?

FLYING BLUE · « **Reply #7 on:** May 23, 2014, 08:54:37 am »

Quote from: nigel4498 on May 23, 2014, 08:39:26 am

Joanna Lumely must be number one but GILF is not for me.
I'm sixty two and the last thing I want is a wrinkly, see enough of my own.

I will not be watching either - for similar reasons

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #8 on:** May 23, 2014, 09:23:45 am »

Here they are:

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I shall have to watch it on a catch up channel when missus HP is not at home. No doubt other friends on here will have the same problem.

wazzockchops · « **Reply #9 on:** May 23, 2014, 09:51:19 am »

I've seen Beverly, not a bad fuck if I remember rightly.

Here's her profile :

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mattylondon · « **Reply #10 on:** May 23, 2014, 10:20:15 am »

Quote from: wazzockchops on May 23, 2014, 09:51:19 am

I've seen Beverly, not a bad fuck if I remember rightly.

Here's her profile :

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Jeez, that old biddy has been around the block and more some!

I'll take your word for it that she's a good fuck, but I'll bet she has one slack fanny on her. Bit of a sick joke that somebody so close to a dirt nap is posing in External Link/Members Only but there's nowt stranger than folk.

She was the subject of some External Link/Members Only.

CoolTiger · « **Reply #11 on:** May 23, 2014, 11:02:03 am »

Quote from: mattylondon on May 23, 2014, 10:20:15 am

Jeez, that old biddy has been around the block and more some!

I'll take your word for it that she's a good fuck, but I'll bet she has one slack fanny on her. Bit of a sick joke that somebody so close to a dirt nap is posing in External Link/Members Only but there's nowt stranger than folk.

She was the subject of some External Link/Members Only.

Earning £176,000pa, and been escorting for past 25 yrs. If HMRC did not have her under their radar, after this article they must have done!!

Sienna_Bronze · « **Reply #12 on:** May 23, 2014, 11:09:25 am »

Is there an age limit for being a gilf? I could be a gilf by the time I'm 30!

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #13 on:** May 23, 2014, 11:13:51 am »

Quote from: CoolTiger on May 23, 2014, 11:02:03 am

Earning £176,000pa, and been escorting for past 25 yrs. If HMRC did not have her under their radar, after this article they must have done!!

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knobbly knees

J_H · « **Reply #14 on:** May 23, 2014, 11:51:39 am »

Bev's a G-GILF!
Ah, fair play to her.

Straife · « **Reply #15 on:** May 23, 2014, 11:55:42 am »

Quote from: Sienna_Bronze on May 23, 2014, 11:09:25 am

Is there an age limit for being a gilf? I could be a gilf by the time I'm 30!

GILF and MILF isn't defined by being a mother or grandmother, despite it standing for Mother I'd like to Fuck.

It's just dependent on age.

Rochdull lad · « **Reply #16 on:** May 23, 2014, 02:09:20 pm »

Quote from: Sienna_Bronze on May 23, 2014, 11:09:25 am

Is there an age limit for being a gilf? I could be a gilf by the time I'm 30!

You wouldn't be the first, Sienna!

Quote from: Rochdull lad on May 12, 2014, 07:15:07 pm

True; I once saw a sheet at a bedroom window when I was driving past a chavvy Estate on which someone had sprayed "Happy 30th birthday Grandma."

Vivago · « **Reply #17 on:** May 23, 2014, 02:11:10 pm »

Had Floosie last year. Great fuck for a 69 year old biddy. However, she is, strictly speaking, not a GILF as she is childless. Remakably, has a quite tight cunt for an OAP.

bronson24 · « **Reply #18 on:** May 23, 2014, 02:31:59 pm »

I wonder if wayne rooney will make an appearance

Garden69 · « **Reply #19 on:** May 23, 2014, 03:25:49 pm »

Quote from: suffell24 on May 23, 2014, 02:31:59 pm

I wonder if wayne rooney will make an appearance

Jay-Jay · « **Reply #20 on:** May 23, 2014, 03:31:31 pm »

Probably not but I'll bet Michael McKintyre does.....he and fatso, fuckin Corden are on everything at the moment. Cunts!
(Ooops sorry,wrong thread)

Jay

Taggart · « **Reply #21 on:** May 23, 2014, 03:44:16 pm »

I just cannot bring myself to fuck someone who is close to my age (and yes, I do have a bus pass!), unless she has an exceptionally fit and tight bod.

Why should we want to pay to fuck some old wrinkley with a fanny like a bucket when for the same price, you can shag a nubile 20 year old?

Older is more of a turn off than a turn on, surely?

Chrome101 · « **Reply #22 on:** May 23, 2014, 05:57:22 pm »

Quote

I just cannot bring myself to fuck someone who is close to my age (and yes, I do have a bus pass!), unless she has an exceptionally fit and tight bod.

Why should we want to pay to fuck some old wrinkley with a fanny like a bucket when for the same price, you can shag a nubile 20 year old?

Older is more of a turn off than a turn on, surely?

I find that very true... but in reverse.

I'm in my 20's but am much more confortable in the company of older ladies.

Don't know what that says about me but there we go...

mattylondon · « **Reply #23 on:** May 23, 2014, 08:00:00 pm »

Quote from: CoolTiger on May 23, 2014, 11:02:03 am

Earning £176,000pa, and been escorting for past 25 yrs. If HMRC did not have her under their radar, after this article they must have done!!

Too bloody right! I suspect there maybe some tax discrepancies with this old biddy!

And to think she has her free bus pass too. I wonder if she uses it for out calls!

Pompoy123 · « **Reply #24 on:** May 23, 2014, 08:02:35 pm »

I've always wanted to give one a go :cool girl: style

mattylondon · « **Reply #25 on:** May 23, 2014, 10:44:39 pm »

Quote from: Pompoy123 on May 23, 2014, 08:02:35 pm

I've always wanted to give one a go :cool girl: style

Here's one to wet your appetite!

You can always try External Link/Members Only, if you're down Bristol way. Appears to enjoy a goodExternal Link/Members Only!

Johny Stone · « **Reply #26 on:** May 24, 2014, 12:22:38 am »

I found another granny

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yorkshire123 · « **Reply #27 on:** May 24, 2014, 12:25:20 am »

Quote from: johny.bristol on May 24, 2014, 12:22:38 am

I found another granny

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Why the fuck do i keep pressing these links FFS

mattylondon · « **Reply #28 on:** May 24, 2014, 02:17:44 am »

Quote from: johny.bristol on May 24, 2014, 12:22:38 am

I found another granny

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Fuck me. I've been beaten in the gross stakes! £150 an hour? She's got to be fucking kidding me?!

Dani · « **Reply #29 on:** May 24, 2014, 02:25:59 am »

Quote from: mattylondon on May 24, 2014, 02:17:44 am

Fuck me. I've been beaten in the gross stakes! £150 an hour? She's got to be fucking kidding me?!

Surely she can't get much business at that rate.
I really didn't want to see that just before settling down to sleep. She looks older and more grandmother like than my mother. I'm sorry but what happened to growing old gracefully. At her age she should be worried about her knees and hips not shagging for cash. Imagine cowgirl and her hip or knee goes

Persie · « **Reply #30 on:** May 24, 2014, 08:18:01 am »

can someone please tell me whyyyyyyyy?

mattylondon · « **Reply #31 on:** May 24, 2014, 09:02:15 am »

Quote from: Dani on May 24, 2014, 02:25:59 am

Surely she can't get much business at that rate.
I really didn't want to see that just before settling down to sleep. She looks older and more grandmother like than my mother. I'm sorry but what happened to growing old gracefully. At her age she should be worried about her knees and hips not shagging for cash. Imagine cowgirl and her hip or knee goes

It never ceases to amaze me what some people will shag. Regardless of whether it involves prostitution or not. Well, for those who are into near death shags, I guess she's the woman for them!

Rochdull lad · « **Reply #32 on:** May 24, 2014, 09:42:53 am »

Quote from: johny.bristol on May 24, 2014, 12:22:38 am

I found another granny

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Well now that you've found her, feel free to keep her, johny. Some things are too important to share.

Taggart · « **Reply #33 on:** May 24, 2014, 01:34:49 pm »

Quote from: johny.bristol on May 24, 2014, 12:22:38 am

I found another granny

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OMG. A double paper bag job.

I wouldnt pay £1.50 for sex with and old wrinkly, never mind £150. How can you compare someone aged 68 to say Diamond in the Ruff who is less than have her age and asks the same price?

Quite clearly some guys very desperate and will get their rock off with anything. I am selective and discerning, prefer a younger age range, and there's nowt wrong with that. Let's not forget who is the customer !!!

Johny Stone · « **Reply #34 on:** May 24, 2014, 02:54:50 pm »

Quote from: Rochdull lad on May 24, 2014, 09:42:53 am

Well now that you've found her, feel free to keep her, johny. Some things are too important to share.

tell this to the OP

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #35 on:** May 29, 2014, 09:51:53 pm »

sitting relaxing reading the day's papers and looking for something on eBay with missus HP close by, no chance to look at the TV even on my laptop ... catch up in a few days,
enjoy!
HP

LostInMackemLand · « **Reply #36 on:** May 29, 2014, 10:19:04 pm »

I didn't ever consider they might be checking for duff notes !

Rochdull lad · « **Reply #37 on:** May 29, 2014, 10:31:50 pm »

Me, neither. I wonder how many WGs have one of those machines; I wouldn't have thought there were that many.

Stapler · « **Reply #38 on:** May 29, 2014, 10:33:16 pm »

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LostInMackemLand · « **Reply #39 on:** May 29, 2014, 10:37:11 pm »

If that fella didn't have an A to Z of Liverpool I'd have sworn blind it was Anth ! x

dezzatheblue2 · « **Reply #40 on:** May 29, 2014, 10:42:14 pm »

This is so wrong....escort at 85

Jerboa · « **Reply #41 on:** May 29, 2014, 10:45:21 pm »

Quote from: dezzatheblue2 on May 29, 2014, 10:42:14 pm

This is so wrong....escort at 85

Yes, each to their own, some one obviously finds her attractive, but £250 a hour? I could pay that for a fit looking pornstar.

Dani · « **Reply #42 on:** May 29, 2014, 11:08:34 pm »

Quote from: Rochdull lad on May 29, 2014, 10:31:50 pm

Me, neither. I wonder how many WGs have one of those machines; I wouldn't have thought there were that many.

I think you might be quite surprised how many actually do have them. It's quite common for guys to try and pay with fake notes they have been stuck with so its just another normal part of our kit just like toys or condoms. Some girls stick with the key fob lights or the pens (not very good for newer fake notes). Like any business that deals in cash it would be stupid not to have one or at least one other decent method of spotting fakes

LostInMackemLand · « **Reply #43 on:** May 29, 2014, 11:30:45 pm »

Quote from: Dani on May 29, 2014, 11:08:34 pm

I think you might be quite surprised how many actually do have them. It's quite common for guys to try and pay with fake notes they have been stuck with so its just another normal part of our kit just like toys or condoms. Some girls stick with the key fob lights or the pens (not very good for newer fake notes). Like any business that deals in cash it would be stupid not to have one or at least one other decent method of spotting fakes

Thanks Dani.

Makes perfect sense, but just not something I'd ever considered.

NIK · « **Reply #44 on:** May 29, 2014, 11:45:19 pm »

Absolutely fucking

How the hell they get any clients fuck knows!

They'd have to pay me.

And then some!

Sienna_Bronze · « **Reply #45 on:** May 29, 2014, 11:47:22 pm »

Love it. I think they are fab. There is someone for everyone in this game, shows like this prove it.

Persie · « **Reply #46 on:** May 29, 2014, 11:48:28 pm »

she has novelty factor and also GGILFs (great grannies I would love to fuck) are rare - hence the price

My worry would be going inside and finding cobwebs

pokenn · « **Reply #47 on:** May 29, 2014, 11:50:18 pm »

Quote from: Dani on May 29, 2014, 11:08:34 pm

I think you might be quite surprised how many actually do have them. It's quite common for guys to try and pay with fake notes they have been stuck with so its just another normal part of our kit just like toys or condoms. Some girls stick with the key fob lights or the pens (not very good for newer fake notes). Like any business that deals in cash it would be stupid not to have one or at least one other decent method of spotting fakes

Funny, but quite a few girls I've seen just stuffed the money in their bag without even counting it.
Maybe I've got an honest face, or I'm such a sexy hunk they can't wait to get going

ampersand · « **Reply #48 on:** May 30, 2014, 12:04:28 am »

Quote from: johny.bristol on May 24, 2014, 12:22:38 am

I found another granny

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Gross.

Ali Katt · « **Reply #49 on:** May 30, 2014, 12:22:56 am »

TBH regardless of her age she still fits the stereotype has kids and claims benefits.

Author Topic: My Granny the Escort - Channel4 Thu 29 May (Read 22367 times)

Sherbert07

Rochdull lad

Cumblaster

Roland D Hay

Rochdull lad

Sienna_Bronze

Rochdull lad

Jay-Jay

Pompoy123

yorkshire123

Persie

Rochdull lad

Rochdull lad

dezzatheblue2

Sienna_Bronze

Persie

pokenn

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