MKE/Annabellas

[Bornslippy]

gia and April are only ones that take my fancy. reviews of April hardly inspire me to travel MK.

[Flair99]

Don't ever recall such slim pickings at MKE.

[DouglasReynholm]

The girls don't last there till lunchtime now!

I see my idea from September (see here https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=323155.msg3371743#msg3371743 ) has been picked up: External Link/Members Only    One point per hour, get five for one free hour and I've been booking half hours so I get 0 then? 

Chase Montana? Wasn't she a villain in Hart to Hart? 

[bedhedred]

gia and April are only ones that take my fancy. reviews of April hardly inspire me to travel MK.

Gia has good owo technique and is worth a look.

[Marvelous]

Don't ever recall such slim pickings at MKE.

"Slim Pickings"  The majority are a bunch of fat munters

It's terrible how bad it is worst i seen it, hopefully they get a new shipment off EE girls 

I just see Michaela bumped her price up to £80 half hour watch Dollar and all the ex parlour girls do the same.

[anonymouse72]

"Slim Pickings"  The majority are a bunch of fat munters

It's terrible how bad it is worst i seen it, hopefully they get a new shipment off EE girls 

I just see Michaela bumped her price up to £80 half hour watch Dollar and all the ex parlour girls do the same.

Jamie upped her prices a couple of months ago and Adrienne in London is even higher. Mk has lost its appeal with the exception of an odd few. I wouldn't bust a gut to get back there.

[Bornslippy]

Yep. wont bother returning. she has made my mind up for me

[simon07]

"Slim Pickings"  The majority are a bunch of fat munters

It's terrible how bad it is worst i seen it, hopefully they get a new shipment off EE girls 

Poor Supply = Poor Demand.
MKE is bad and Annabellas is getting that way too with respect to hot gals.
IF we stopped going then it might influence things? Their ‘bar’ is on the floor.

[Ransom]

Not just MKE I did a search for available today for Bucks and Northamptonshire on Adult work and fuck me its absolutely awful. A bit annoyed with myself I didn’t fill my boots when times were better.

[HornyHemel]

Poor Supply = Poor Demand.
MKE is bad and Annabellas is getting that way too with respect to hot gals.
IF we stopped going then it might influence things? Their ‘bar’ is on the floor.

The reduction in demand must be why they have introduced the loyalty scheme.  Previously schemes have only given a free 30 min session, so punter footfall must be drastically down to offer a free hour after only 5 hour long punts.   It will be interesting to learn how this is being funded, is it from the Karl's pocket or are the WG's taking a hit as well??!!

[Bornslippy]

Well from a personal point of view I have punted only twice in last 12 months. Prices have increased, included services have decreased. Quality is rubbish. still reminiscing about excellent punts pre 2020. money saved.....

[doughboy]

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Guess who’s back!!!

I wonder if she’s will be as good as the old Bia/Roxy or if we will see a fat and uninterested mercenary.

But damn, in her heyday, she was a hot fuck.

[anonymouse72]

Good to see her back. She was on my AW hotlist for ages before she went back to Brazil. One of the very few I'd make an effort to go to Mk for.

[simon07]

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Guess who’s back!!!

I wonder if she’s will be as good as the old Bia/Roxy or if we will see a fat and uninterested mercenary.

But damn, in her heyday, she was a hot fuck.

Maybe. I saw Roxy/ria years ago and she is small and looks hot and curvy. Sadly it was an awful experience for me with no kissing, no lick breasts, pussy and not keen on BJ fucking. Sour expression on face, could not wait to leave her. More interesting in looking in the mirror and pouting.  Think I will give Roxy a miss, bet the pics are years out of date. Special guest, FFS.

[DouglasReynholm]

New girl Flo starts today External Link/Members Only I expect she'll be lateral every day. Don't think I want her in my throat and up my nose though. Good thing she'll quit by five o clock.

You're all right about the standard falling here...

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I do admit I'm fussy about faces though. External Link/Members Only

[anonymouse72]

Amber also on AW for anyone who may be further up the M1. External Link/Members Only

Surprised her mate Amira isn't at MKE too

[simon07]

Anyone come across Anais? External Link/Members Only
Not sure how much these are photoshopped, tummy is concealed, looks ok and yet those blown up lips. Gut feeling is no.

[anonymouse72]

Anyone come across Anais? External Link/Members Only
Not sure how much these are photoshopped, tummy is concealed, looks ok and yet those blown up lips. Gut feeling is no.

She gives the impression that she will either be red hot and fuck you stupid or be a total dead fish. I quite fancy her and if I was nearer I'd definitely be willing to take a chance. She reminds me a little of Ella at Annabellas. If the service is a fraction as good she'll be a winner.

[simon07]

Another one cropped up External Link/Members Only
Anybody seen her before?

[DouglasReynholm]

Another one cropped up External Link/Members Only
Anybody seen her before?

CBJ, BS, FIRE & ICE, FS, GAGGING, GS (G), HJ, PEGGING, LAP DANCE, BDSM (TO BE DISCUSSED FACE TO FACE) I would have to discuss these face to face with her, because I don't know what CBJ, BS, FIRE & ICE, FS, GS (G) are. BS means bullshit in the USA, I know that.

[TLK91]

CBJ, BS, FIRE & ICE, FS, GAGGING, GS (G), HJ, PEGGING, LAP DANCE, BDSM (TO BE DISCUSSED FACE TO FACE) I would have to discuss these face to face with her, because I don't know what CBJ, BS, FIRE & ICE, FS, GS (G) are. BS means bullshit in the USA, I know that.

I think CBJ means covered BJ and BS is probably Boob sucking. Rest, not a fucking clue! Who writes up these profiles. Some of them are appear as if they are written in code.

[Mkhelen]

BS is Ball Sucking

Fire and Ice is a trival game for blowjobs a bit difficult with condoms on
You have an ice cube in mouth for cold and a hot cuppa tea for Fire

There is another version of fire and ice and that's a kink one with candle wax and ice cubes in a kink tie&tease

Urban dictionary does have most of the abbreviations

[DouglasReynholm]

BS is Ball Sucking
Fire and Ice is a trival game for blowjobs a bit difficult with condoms on
You have an ice cube in mouth for cold and a hot cuppa tea for Fire
There is another version of fire and ice and that's a kink one with candle wax and ice cubes in a kink tie&tease
Urban dictionary does have most of the abbreviations

Ooh blimey an actual real life woman! I'm nervous now.... But, even you don't know what FS and GS(G) are? Apparently 'for sure' External Link/Members Only and 'grands or thousands' External Link/Members Only  I'd pay a WG to give me thousands of dollars, for sure.

It's fine that profiles are in code, but it needs to be a simple code we can all understand. I think Quinn will be gone from MKE soon anyway - probably by the time I finish typing this.

[anonymouse72]

Isn't FS simply full service? GS (G) possibly Greek sex, giving. Just guessing. Maybe she does pegging?

[DouglasReynholm]

(G) must mean giving but pegging is already mentioned. What chance have regular/new punters got if veteran pervs like us don't know what the fuck she's offering?! 

& Maybe "Quinn" is long for "Quim"?

[Mkhelen]

Fs full service

Gs giving American version of watersports giving piss

Greek is anal sex

[Mkhelen]

I'm wrong sorry

BLS: Ball licking and sucking

BS: Body slide. A service provider slides their naked body over the client’s, often with the aid of oil or gel

[Mkhelen]

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Why's a titwank a Russian and a Spanish well confusing?

[anonymouse72]

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Why's a titwank a Russian and a Spanish well confusing?

Thanks for the link Helen. Interesting stuff 

[DouglasReynholm]

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Why's a titwank a Russian and a Spanish well confusing?

You're very helpful for a merciless mistress of pain. It is an Australian site, maybe their slang is a bit different. Also, they forgot Welsh, which is when you're too afraid to phone the girl and sit looking at the rain instead. The French call a guinea pig a cochon d'Inde (Indian pig). That's not a sex act. Also, they call a snail a bar snack.

BTW it actually says she's a newbie who hasn't worked before: External Link/Members Only so I'd bet you a month's pay she has no idea what any of these initials are or whether she provides them.

[Mkhelen]

I don't just hurt people lol I sword swallow cock too

Newbie to the UK maybe and not to the profession could be from USA or Australia which is why the lingo is different to the UK version

[Mkhelen]

Agency probably trying to cover there behinds with that statement

If she was new as a Newbie she wouldnt be open to some weird and quirky services WS PEGGING AND CBT

Vanilla newbies won't piss on a man

[DouglasReynholm]

How's everyone doing with their loyalty points? As I said before, it was my idea! 

Agency probably trying to cover there behinds with that statement
If she was new as a Newbie she wouldnt be open to some weird and quirky services WS PEGGING AND CBT
Vanilla newbies won't piss on a man

I'd have thought vanilla newbies won't let you piss on them. Not that it's a service that interests me. If the page says British she must be though. At least, MKE has never lied to me about that. They may have said a Colombian was Brazilian, that we'll fall for. As of today she's still there......

[Mkhelen]

I have known British to be Australian, American, Canadian, and Gibraltar lol

Or could just be English brit just looking at advice and terms for sex work on other countries

You would hope the agency would have a standard format for all girls

[simon07]

I wonder if business will be affected today by Storm Eunice?
I hear 8 Police guys visited HOD in London, wonder what the outcome was and if they will visit Milton Keynes?

[lougb1]

I wonder if business will be affected today by Storm Eunice?
I hear 8 Police guys visited HOD in London, wonder what the outcome was and if they will visit Milton Keynes?

Partaking of HOD delights on a freebie?

 

[Bornslippy]

Eunice certainly up there with the best blowjobs for a long time

[TallnHung]

I don't just hurt people lol I sword swallow cock too

Newbie to the UK maybe and not to the profession could be from USA or Australia which is why the lingo is different to the UK version

Sword swallow eh
Care to remind us where to find you Helen

[DouglasReynholm]

You'll find her in Milton Keynes, which is why she's called MKHelen. Her AW page tells you she's there too. She's also got about 100 reviews here that say that. Her Twitter account used to say that. And there's also the photos of her in an MK Dons strip on Facebook. And you also see her shopping in John Lewis there, although she is sometimes dressed as Catwoman.

Standards really are falling at the agencies, have you seen this review: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=336846

So I suppose should take Chloe off my HL then ?

Can anyone remember whether or not I've seen Foxy at Annabellas? I've been punting for four years now, I'm losing track. 

[HornyHemel]

Standards really are falling at the agencies, have you seen this review: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=336846

So I suppose should take Chloe off my HL then ?

100% agree that the quality of WG is low at the HoD MK outlets at present.  Apart from the usual suspects such as Ella, Sarah, and Apple who IMHO guarantee a great time, only Bunny and Alice float my boat at present.   I did see Danni on a recent punt with Ella who looked hot, but her services don't match with those that I want when I am paying.

[Mkhelen]

And there's also the photos of her in an MK Dons strip on Facebook. And you also see her shopping in John Lewis there

Really??? Where??

[Mkhelen]

I don't support football LOL 

[anonymouse72]

I don't support football LOL 

Do you shop in John Lewis dressed as catwoman though? 

[DouglasReynholm]

Do you shop in John Lewis dressed as catwoman though? 

She does (notice how she's not denying it) but only at discretion though. As she said, she won't wear any MK Dons gear - that was a joke. She doesn't mind what you wear as long as you're not dressed as Spiderman.

And obviously she's better than all the new girls at MKE/Annabellas but one service she can't provide is spelling.

[Mkhelen]

I'm actually surprised Douglas 

Usually it's she's an old fat cunt who should retire not my spelling mistakes lol

Oh what fun BANTER   

[DouglasReynholm]

I'm actually surprised Douglas 
Usually it's she's an old fat cunt who should retire not my spelling mistakes lol
Oh what fun BANTER   

That's it now: my name's mud here, I'll be accused of EAS and being a white knight. And fluffy. And a pimp. And Romanian. And Kier Starmer. 

[HornyHemel]

That's it now: my name's mud here, I'll be accused of EAS and being a white knight. And fluffy. And a pimp. And Romanian. And Kier Starmer. 

Fluffy White Knight to the rescue 

At the least the "Bantz" is good humoured in this topic.... 

[funlovingguy]

good to see fun and banter with op & sp which is rare

[DouglasReynholm]

Anyone up for some J.R. Screwing? External Link/Members Only

[Bornslippy]

Looks good, apart from where she has let her child scribble on her. Wonder what service will be offered?