Author Topic: Woodford Health, South Woodford (Read 2108 times)

PeterJ · « **on:** April 25, 2021, 07:49:56 am »

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Visit was the middle of the first week after lockdown eased nearly two weeks ago.

Comms
All very easy, same numbers, rapid answers to texts. I’d messaged the week before to confirm they were opening. Then texted the day before to book, and confirm prices hadn’t changed.

Location
This is a business set in a residential area. A shop front entrance onto one street, and a slightly more discrete back door through a gated yard.

This is a place where you pay for the massage on arrival, then extras in the room. I booked 30 mins for £30.

Arrived at arranged time, using the yard entrance, met by the lady who manages and handles comms. Paperwork done she lead me to one of the rooms, not one i’d been in before, a little darker and a touch smaller.

Now normally what happens is she leaves to get the masseuse whist you undress, and so she left, and came back herself a minute later. She smiled and asked me to get onto the massage table.

I got face down onto the table and there was a moment of confusion as she said I was the wrong way around, so I turned over, and realised she meant my head was at wrong end of the table, I went to move again and she put her hand in my chest and said “it’s ok, stay”. She oiled her hands and began stroking my legs and tummy and around my dick, and asked if I’d like b2b, £40

I said yes, and she slipped her top off then pulled down her trousers and knickers to her knees and began working on getting me hard. Not real b2b but she offer her small boobs with pert dark nipples for my attention, and her ass to be stroked, legs tight together so no fingering. Not rushed with the HJ made sure fully hard for a while before finishing me off.

A quick cleanup and she asked my to roll over for massage. Now this was full on and brutal! She went to work, very very firm, I feared she might leave bruises! But it was a brilliant therapeutic massage that would have been worth visiting for on its own!

No shower offered at the end, eventhough there was a shower in the room, and I realised why as I was dressing and could see another punter had arrived at the back door (there are cams on doors with monitors in rooms), meaning I was ushered out the front.

Realising I heard no one else I wonder if she was working alone that day.

Pros
Warm welcome, massage from the madam was exceptional, felt very relaxed.

Cons
The b2b isn’t really b2b
Having to leave through main shop front door was a little less discrete.

Overall a good experience though.

Shades · « **Reply #1 on:** April 25, 2021, 08:24:56 am »

If I had of done that review after that level of service,I would have called it a neutral. No propper b2b and no shower offered, even when there was one in the room. Really not great.

PeterJ · « **Reply #2 on:** April 25, 2021, 09:11:15 am »

Quote from: Shades on April 25, 2021, 08:24:56 am

If I had of done that review after that level of service,I would have called it a neutral. No propper b2b and no shower offered, even when there was one in the room. Really not great.

But, great unhurried HJ, and an awesome massage. I felt great after, def a positive for me.

DocJohnson · « **Reply #3 on:** April 25, 2021, 09:43:23 am »

Quote from: PeterJ on April 25, 2021, 09:11:15 am

But, great unhurried HJ, and an awesome massage. I felt great after, def a positive for me.

Thanks for the review OP - any chance of a description of your masseuse? Was there a name too?

Shades · « **Reply #4 on:** April 25, 2021, 10:30:06 am »

Quote from: PeterJ on April 25, 2021, 09:11:15 am

But, great unhurried HJ, and an awesome massage. I felt great after, def a positive for me.

Both good things, bit you paid extra for b2b, which was wasted money.

arrow0404 · « **Reply #5 on:** April 25, 2021, 10:58:17 am »

OP was £40 on for the B2B (£70)

sparkus · « **Reply #6 on:** April 25, 2021, 12:39:45 pm »

b2b very variable here, from either full on face fucking RO to naked HJ with a insy-winsy cheb suck allowed. Quality of SPs has plummeted too, about same level as Golden Herbs in Chingford now (MILFs in short dresses, basically).

One room has a shower and the other does have a hot towel machine thing, very remiss if neither offered.

CCTV all over the shop (literally), I gather so owner can keep tabs on things.

sparkus · « **Reply #7 on:** April 25, 2021, 12:41:06 pm »

Any danger of a physical description of the SP you saw?

PeterJ · « **Reply #8 on:** April 25, 2021, 03:32:30 pm »

Quote from: arrow0404 on April 25, 2021, 10:58:17 am

OP was £40 on for the B2B (£70)

Yes, £30 for the massage, £40 for b2b, I think it’s £20 for HJ alone.

I paid £70 altogether. And yes, didn’t get money’s worth in terms of b2b this time.