Despite a recent
“neutral/borderline negative” review from Dominos, I was shamefully still enticed by Ashley photos last month …
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External Link/Members OnlyLogistics:My call yielded an auto-text back within a minute …
Hi 
I offer sensual Tantric massage with b2b and hand relief. One hour is 80, half hour is 60. Also I offer naked Nuru massage with b2b and hand relief. One hour is 100, half hour is 80.
Ashley xxxI thus texted back with a request for an hour for £80’s worth of
“sensual Tantric massage with b2b and hand relief” … time slot agreed, postcode provided … and I was on my way.
Location:When I wasted my time with Ashley, she was wasting space in a 1st floor flat in modern apartment block on the Isle of Dogs, a 10min stroll south of Canary Wharf station. Actually, the quiet and discreet locale is a stone’s throw from where I'd so reveled beneath
Giselle.
The security at reception does not bother to even look up as you enter, allowing you to proceed straight to the lifts and up to Ashley’s flat … which was clean and modern space. The spacious bedroom housed a double bed, overlaid with thick tissue roll … and various oils were displayed on the bedside table. Ambience included dim-lighting and soothing tunes, typical of ‘tantric’ pretence.
Looks:Ashley is at least as per her seductive photos …
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“soft taut body is size 8 with small naughty tits” is correct, but for the fact that she is no longer taut around her midriff … and although probably still Size 8, Ashley now seems heftier around her hips and ass. Her smooth skin is stained by tattoo script along her left flank.
Ashley could pass for her AW-stated 28-years-old, but I suspect she’s in her jaded early 30s now. Although she speaks good English, Ashley is neither chatty nor engaging … preferring to interact with punters through business-like disdain.
Services:As the door to the flat opened, I liked what I saw … Ashley stood tall in a white tank top and black yoga pants, and was well made-up and her hair was done … she did seem a bit bottom-heavy, butt what’s not to like there! The only thing I didn't like was her stern and rather brief smile, which disappeared as she turned to lead me to the bedroom.
We confirmed an hour’s B2B, but then Ashley suddenly asks for £100. I corrected that she’d texted that
“sensual Tantric massage with b2b and hand relief” was £80 … but she dubiously explained that this was only topless, whereas the
“naked Nuru” for £100 was fully nude. As I sort of already had a vibe that this hour was not even going to be worth £80, I certainly wasn't going to waste another score. Ashley stepped out to stash my £80 and no fucking more, and left me to undress.
On Ashley’s return to the bedroom, I’m laid prone and spread-eagled. In silence, I felt her kneel between my legs and apply warmed oil up from my left calf up to left glute … and there followed a soft slow hand massage … useless to relieve muscular aches or tensions, and barely sensual bar flickering touches of balls and undershaft. At times, such a lazy massage became even lazier, becoming one-handed … although I couldn’t see what Ashley’s other hand was doing, I suspected it holding her phone! My right calf-to-glute soon enough suffered the same shit.
Legs done (in Ashley’s mind, at least), Ashely now straddled my left leg, and her hands massaged up over my ass to lower back … eventually extending up to my nape. Even though Ashely covered my full posterior with her handiwork, and even though there were a few feathery reach-unders, it was so monotonous and tiresome, I may have actually nodded off!
I was aroused (meaning woken up; not in the good sense!) by Ashley moving off my left leg to kneel at a right angle to my left flank … more warmed oil applied. She then bridged over my back on all fours, her knees up against my left side and her elbows up against my right side … when her tits finally dropped on me for her so-called
"b2b". And good Golly, this was ridiculously rubbish! Ashley’s idea of
"b2b" was to dryly roll her stupid tits over the right-half of my back for a stupid age … with no variation or imagination. I was so bored, I was actually thinking about a work deadline, whilst I also hoped Ashley might surely also repeat the same shitshow over the left-half of my back, but this never transpired, before I was asked to turn over!
Now on my back and resigned to getting through a wasted hour, I sighed as I watched an expressionless Hungarian hussy robotically apply warmed oil over my chest, belly, cock and balls and then her tedious tits. Ashley stayed put on her knees, now up against my right side … and again bridged across me on all fours for an utterly crap tit-sliding over the left-half of my chest and stomach. My cock, somehow miraculously semi-erect anyway, was more or less ignored as it rubbed alongside Ashely's right flank … whilst I tried to gear myself up by fondling Ashley’s tits and ass, although I didn’t bother going too far, sensing there were limits.
Finally, Ashley rose up to begin HR … and at least this wasn’t
so bad, perhaps even worthy of being called ‘lingam massage’ … twirly swirly finger-work over my glans, varied strokes and pressure up-and-down the shaft, balls and gooch drawn up in the oily grip … and indeed Ashley did yield worthy spurts from me, aimed over my belly, and continued til I was squeezed dry. After a wet-wipe clean-up, Ashley also at least let me chill in a post-cum reverie, as she feebly massaged my right side from chest down to thigh, as she sat by my right side with her back rudely to me … the wearisome massage was only with her left hand, as this time I could see her right hand blatantly occupied in checking messages on her phone!
Eventually, I myself signalled that I was done … and Ashley then led me to the shower, her phone still in hand. Back in the bedroom, I found Ashley in a gown, and still on her phone. I tried to engage in small talk, as I dressed, but gave up … only on my leaving at 59mins did Ashley manage another brief smile.
Conclusion:Dominos had rightly warned that
Ashley naked Massage is a “neutral/borderline negative” … but I’m gonna go with
Negative outright, as I shall not be returning and don’t advise others to bother with even a first visit.
Ashley really needs to up her game. She is attractive, and could easily command loyalty, if she serviced like her neighbour,
Giselle. Instead, Ashley is boring, cold and unengaging … and does not make clear that
“sensual Tantric” means topless only, although I very much doubt her being
“naked Nuru” would’ve been any better at all. Worse, her massage is utterly crap, soporific not sensual … and worst that it is contemptuously lazy when she resorts to one hand so that she can check her phone with the other! Damn waste!
