Arianna party girl and her mate, Wandsworth, disgusted with myself

[JackSaint]

Comms, text, late reply with can we do later bby, should've said no, like a fool I asked for a photo of her "sexy friend", it was from behind but looked good so I booked a duo, rank stupidity, got postcode. Got nearer the time she asked my ethnicity, should've bailed, didn't, then she asked for ten more minutes, should've cancelled, didn't, got full address the come now bby.

Place, messy two bed flat in tatty new build just off the Wandsworth one way system.

Girl, her AW profile External Link/Members Only is an act of fiction, she is not and never has been anything near a "real top model", she's a fairly tall, mid twenties, pretty ugly, size 12 fat girl with smallish droopy tits, a gut, big arse and big legs, less Tyra Banks, more Gordon Banks. I should've walked, but stupidly reduced the time to 30 minutes at £100 each. Then her "sexy girlfriend" came in, fuck me it looked like her mum, mid thirties, with smaller tits, saggy belly and a set of teeth that would've done Red Rum proud. I really should've walked but two semi naked females made my cock stay and explore the glories that were bound to follow.

Action, after I washed my hands I returned to the room and got us all naked for a massively uninspiring bout of groping, fake moaning and the mother biting my nipples. Remarkably I got hard, leading to "daughter" snapping on a cheap condom and providing a toothy blowjob, encouraged by "mum" increasing the volume of fake moaning and intensity of heavy breathing and nipple biting. My hard on shrivelled and I asked for some oil, got "daughter" to grease up her tits and my cock and they both tossed me off on the bed, one with a finger teasing my bum until, remarkably I got close, stood up and spurted over fatty's tits as "mum" fingered my arse. It was horrendous.

At this point, with twenty minutes on the clock, I showered and left, thoroughly disgusted with myself. I hope the pain of reliving this will help other punters from making the same mistake and act as therapy for me.

[Payyourwaymate]

Unlucky with the unfortunate punt, but your review is hilarious  .

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[JPin]

Unlucky with the unfortunate punt, but your review is hilarious  .

Second that, unlucky but thanks for the entertaining report!

[fionnov]

hilarious, you're an animal! would be funny if we all started spamming this pair to see who can have the worst experience.

[Baklava]

Nice review 
I would have run away 

[Private Parts]

It's always good to maintain a sense of humour!
You haven't lost yours!
Titter ye not: No seriously. OP fine redaction. Thanks
 

[VladtheImpaleHer]

Honestly, it's been a long time since I laughed so much reading a review. Thanks JackSaint! But sorry about the bad experience!

[alabama1]

Oh no, what a shit punt, made me titter though ! Hope your next one is less funny ! 

[JackSaint]

Honestly, it's been a long time since I laughed so much reading a review. Thanks JackSaint! But sorry about the bad experience!

It was truly a horror show, I ignored so many obvious red flags and made more mistakes than VAR!

[Boss_Grinz]

It was truly a horror show, I ignored so many obvious red flags and made more mistakes than VAR!

I have to say we learn as we go along, hilarious but you did the ugly deed 🤣

[l4at]

I assume the girl in the photos wasn’t either of the two girls you saw?

[yesbby]

Brought some cheer into quite a bad day over here!
Thanks

[JackSaint]

I assume the girl in the photos wasn’t either of the two girls you saw?

It was Arianna in the photos, but pre lockdown weight and with a huge amount of make up and elongating.

[Young_gent14]

Haha mate it’s soooo hard isn’t it!?  I can never walk!

Read this experience I had...I too was disgusted with myself!

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=302564.0

[JackSaint]

Haha mate it’s soooo hard isn’t it!?  I can never walk!

Read this experience I had...I too was disgusted with myself!

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=302564.0

Good review, sounds vastly superior to my experience but still shit!

[MaxHamburg]

Fuck me. Thank you. You are indeed a Saint 

Vaguely reminds me of a punt more than 25 years ago in Manchester, got the number from a contact mag (a reference there for the young people). I called and the lady stressed on the phone that they were two "mature" ladies and was that okay? I rocked up at the address to be met at the maisonette door by two biddies with false teeth and nylon sweaters. I should have walked but didn't. They took off their tops to reveal saggy tits in baggy bras, and pulled up their skrts to show their big knickers. I ended up on a creaky bed in the front room being tossed off, rather absent mindedly, as they chatted across my legs, one puffing on a fag and the other leafing through a copy of Women's Weekly. After a while the old bag on the right asked if I was finished. At least it was cheap.

[Tomcat]

We've all been there, made that trip thinking yeah be fine, even after seeing them your cock does all the talking I'm here so stay, during the punt thinking get this over and done with lots of time to spare can't wait to get out once out your kicking yourself you blew a wad of cash being ripped off, seen it been there done it, your not alone OP, we all learn the hard way, take it easy it will pass next time think twice once  you seen the WGS, no harm walking, they will also learn the hard way too.

[bedhedred]

She's been on my HL in the "far away and rather pricey" section. She first appeared in this thread 2 years ago. Nothing more since then?

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She probably gets humped every day by putney locals who can't be bothered to write a simple review. I don't want to go all the way there to find out that she won't snog for example. She is good looking, so I could not justify a walk out... If that makes sense.

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[jonesfromthere]

"..remarkably I got close, stood up and spurted over fatty's tits as "mum" fingered my arse. It was horrendous"

This line had me crying.

Thanks for the review OP, sorry for your terrible experience but man your review is hilarious. 

[Illya Kurakin]

There but for the grace of God go all of us. Bravo for posting honestly and openly and hilariously written-up. I hope your next punt is with a young Pamela Anderson lookalike at £120 for two hours.