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External Link/Members OnlySaw Jenna (or Samantha as she was when she was working in Birmingham) a couple of years ago. Seems to pop up in a new profile every few months or so.
Incall at her flat in the centre of Birmingham. Nice enough place, but I guess not that relevant anymore!
Emailed her before the meet to arrange, and then was texted final details just prior to the meet. Comms was good throughout....sadly this was pretty much the only high-point.
I has asked for the PSE, so £180 for an hour.
She met me at the door dressed in lingerie with her nipples pushed up and hanging out of a bra.....is that supposed to be sexy? Looked bloody uncomfortable to me! ;-) I thought she was pushing 30 back then....profile now says 27. Not a minger, but nothing special either. English. Shortish, even in high heels.
Anyway, went though to the bedroom and handed over the money in a plain envelope as requested. Strangely then, she opened it in front of me and counted it out note for note in front of me to make sure it was all there. Felt like a teacher was praising me for being able to count properly! And why the envelope then??
Anyway, stripped off and then she suggested starting with a massage, which sounded a nice idea. I think at this point in her career she didn't know how to massage properly as all I got was a couple of quick circles on my back with no oil or cream...most weird. Turned over for some OWO, but not before an "extensive" and forensic wiping down of my bits with countless baby wipes! Given that I had showered less than 10 minutes before, and I had told her that (was staying in the hotel next door as it turned out!), thought that was a bit odd....no one else has even done that to me before, and I'm really fussy about being clean myself. Another bit of a mood killer.
OWO was average, nothing special, but made worse by overly fake porn talk. Tried to initiate RO, but she seemed reluctant to having anything touched apart from her boobs.
Went to missionary, but she held my cock the entire time...tried to move her hand a couple of times but she held firm. Flipped her over to do doggy but still the same. Asked for A and she had to lube herself up, along with lots of baby wipes again......nothing special there either, although I did manage to get her hand away at last with a decent pounding...she needed it for support! :-)
The worst thing was the mechanical way she went about it all...."I'm going to suck you now", "You're going to fuck me now".......almost timed script driven. The fake moaning and porn talk just took more away from the meeting, and I ended up leaving after about 40 mins. There was no passion, or even any pretence of it.....
£180 is a LOT to fork out for an hour incall. It's ok if you get VFM...this, sadly, was nowhere near.
Looks 2.5/5 Sex 2/5 Attitude 1/5
Would I return? No chance!
