Author Topic: Danielle Privy Massage Nottingham  (Read 3576 times)

Offline goodolnick

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Good comms from the Privy admin team.

Apartment in Lace Market area. Street parking (limited) or extortionate NCP nearby. The flat is a bit tired looking and unusually for Privy, scruffy looking.  Single room with bed and massage couch.

D is unusual to look at. Pretty face ruined by a botoxed mouth. Large floppy I think natural tits, and a decent looking arse. Friendly enough Northern lass. Started on the couch. She stripped from the beginning. The initial massage was lacking in skill and sensuality. She avoided mutual touching. After 5 mins I knew I had made a £200 mistake!!
We moved on to the bed for what was misdescribed as a nuru massage. She moved her ample soft tits over my body back and front in a robotic way, still making sure she was out of reach!

The end couldnt come quick enough for me. She sat beside me, oiled up my cock and pumped away like she was operating a hand pump!! Mechanical and not sexy in any way.

It was a struggle but I did come, after closing my eyes and wishing I was somewhere, anywhere, else! :angry:
So, a big disappointment and a big waste of money.

To crown it all, NCP ripped me off too. £12.50 for a 90 minute stay but that was a much better and more exotic experience than my time in the apartment

Offline warypunter

Sorry to hear this was such a let down after paying so much. I don't think they will get much returning custom or much at all after such reviews.
I hope your luck improves.

Offline goodolnick

Thanks.
The action needs to get as good as the admin!

Offline Sdeogy118

Her profile pic is enough to put me off, that face 😖🤣

Offline EastmidsBrowser

From the schedule I gather they've now got room for two at their Leicester place now?

Offline goodolnick

Don't know
Maybe they operate a tag team ........

Offline Longshot

Her profile pic is enough to put me off, that face 😖🤣

Same here, dog ugly and looks like shes got a rod up her arse

Offline BJrimmer

£200? Did I read that correctly?

Offline badsin

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Crikey, very expensive disappointment.
I do like a well delivered FBSM, but not with this outfit  :unknown:

Offline goodolnick

A lesson I have now learned.
But
Jayda and Christina are very good and imo with the money.

Offline CoolTiger

£200? Did I read that correctly?

Standard Prices per their website

30 mins £120
60 mins £160
90 mins £200

Offline The Owl

OP has started a thread in the West Midlands Discussion about getting a review taken down because it's causing the SP a lot of stress.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=305532.0

The consensus from other forum members is that he's shot himself in the foot with this negative review and may now be under pressure from Privy to get it scrubbed. That seems like a typical low life prossie/pimp tactic against a punter that got careless. It might be worth avoiding Privy if they get that heavy handed. UKP benefits from punters being able to be honest about the services they receive, for the benefit of other punters and professional escorts that deliver the goods.

Offline goodolnick

Nothing to do with this or any other review of Privy by me.

Offline The Owl

Nothing to do with this or any other review of Privy by me.

If it smells like bullshit then it is bullshit. I think this post by Scutty Brown exposes your claim it's not Privy putting the thumb screws on you as  bullshit.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=305532.0

Offline seandana

£200? Did I read that correctly?

I thought the same ,it's a hell of a price to pay for a naked massage and an oily hand job.

Offline nbarnes

£200? Did I read that correctly?

Yeah, Lace Market parking is expensive  :lol:

Offline Space Invader

Body looks FAF - such a pity about the trout pout - why do attractive girls do that to themselves, they totally ruin their face . ( ask Leslie Ash - lol )

Offline Iloveoral

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Did I miss the bit where there was sex or there was just a handjob at £200

Sounds like a terrible time, weird looking girl, and a total waste of money matey, sorry to read, I’d want to be fucking her in the arse whilst fireworks were coming out of her fanny at that money with a cold beer at the side of the bed.

I’d write a neg review of the NCP too, that fucked you more  :lol: (sorry could resist  :drinks: )

Offline Mikeyboy95

Saw this lass back in March was over that way for work, didn’t get round to doing a review as tbh didn’t enjoy the massage and the lass hate to say it had a bit of a tranny look facially (no that’s some blokes thing) certainly ain’t mine, I’m a boob man and I liked the fact she was British so was sold. Session felt robotic, not sensual at all and at times I found myself thinking about later on “how long will it take me to get home, what I’ll be having for tea” that sort of thought process, felt like I could have spent £120 way better. If I’m back that way anytime soon I might see what experience I have we that Sonia as she looks nice and busty that’s if she’s still there, always new girls on the website they never stick long so won’t get my hopes up too much.

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Saw this lass back in March was over that way for work, didn’t get round to doing a review as tbh didn’t enjoy the massage and the lass hate to say it had a bit of a tranny look facially (no that’s some blokes thing) certainly ain’t mine, I’m a boob man and I liked the fact she was British so was sold. Session felt robotic, not sensual at all and at times I found myself thinking about later on “how long will it take me to get home, what I’ll be having for tea” that sort of thought process, felt like I could have spent £120 way better. If I’m back that way anytime soon I might see what experience I have we that Sonia as she looks nice and busty that’s if she’s still there, always new girls on the website they never stick long so won’t get my hopes up too much.

Precisely the reasons you should have posted a review and poor of you not to. UKP is all about the best interests of punters and you might have saved the OP £200.

Offline Mikeyboy95

I’m not here to save anyone money, and if I really wanted to see someone a negative review wouldn’t put me off seeing them I’d judge for myself. Also she weren’t my cuppa tea but my mate saw her after me and he enjoyed his session we her so it’s each to their own.

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I’m not here to save anyone money, and if I really wanted to see someone a negative review wouldn’t put me off seeing them I’d judge for myself. Also she weren’t my cuppa tea but my mate saw her after me and he enjoyed his session we her so it’s each to their own.

Everyone judges for themselves but reviews (good, bad or indifferent) are an extremely useful tool when exercising that judgement.

If you're not here to assist other punters by posting reviews why are here?

Offline hunkybc

I’m not here to save anyone money, and if I really wanted to see someone a negative review wouldn’t put me off seeing them I’d judge for myself. Also she weren’t my cuppa tea but my mate saw her after me and he enjoyed his session we her so it’s each to their own.

Just another leacher. Member since 2019 and not a single review. Membership should be banned imo.

Offline Mikeyboy95

Not everyone has the time or want to review every punt they have, I no you oldies might have all the time in the world but I haven’t and I don’t rely on every review of someone i might want to see good neutral or negative, but I didn’t realise my opinions were such holy grail, I’ll remember that the next time I have a punt for the punting police 😜 plus the OP practically lives at privy doubt he’ll ever be put off visiting.

Offline shed

Just another leacher. Member since 2019 and not a single review. Membership should be banned imo.

Then report him to the moderator

Offline goodolnick

My review is now 7 months old! What's the point of this  series of posts!? The SP is no longer listed on the Privy website...

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My review is now 7 months old! What's the point of this  series of posts!? The SP is no longer listed on the Privy website...

You're not bothered that if Mikeyboy95 had posted a timely review you might have saved £200?

Offline goodolnick

It would have been helpful but some punters on here take a lot more than they give!

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I’m not here to save anyone money, and if I really wanted to see someone a negative review wouldn’t put me off seeing them I’d judge for myself. Also she weren’t my cuppa tea but my mate saw her after me and he enjoyed his session we her so it’s each to their own.
No point in you being here if you aren't going to post reviews as is required by the rules.

BTW it wasn't hunkybc who reported him.
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