External Link/Members Only1 Hour (or not...) £50
Went along to West Hounslow to see these ladies. They work out of a B&B, nice little room, no massage table just a bed (you dont lay on a towel, you lay on the bed covers face-first which smelt stale & dirty, presumably from all the customers breath).
Ladies have been described before on here - they are average looking, middle aged, friendly demeanour.
The massage is decent, pretty average stuff. One girl works hard, giving good massage with oil whilst the other annoyingly rubs the scruff of your neck over and over in between texting customers.
The HE... well, not so much Sensual Thai... more like Clinical Thai. Wherever I have been for massage with HE, there has always been some teasing, sometimes CC swipes, just to liven you up, set the mood. This was totally procedural. I was asked to turn over, then had a cold baby wipe slapped on to my cock and balls and rubbed all over, then foreskin pulled down and rubbed hard again. Not a great sensation
The lady then put gloves on each hand and oiled me up for HE (why use a baby wipe then???). She seemed bored and the other lady kept repeating "big size, big size" in a lame attempt at dirty talk (whilst still replying to texts!). No hint of FK or tit play as other reports have mentioned. Tried to initiate something but both ignored my touching and blanked my eye contact. Took a long time to get hard and cum in those circumstances but finally did. Got dressed and checked time... had been 36 minutes since I phoned them to say I was outside. So much for the hour. I asked why they started HE so early and the blamed me for it saying I came too fast.
Guess they usually give 30 minute hand jobs then...
The massage and HE I would have given a Neutral rating. But getting 36 minutes when I paid an hour makes it Negative.
