External Link/Members OnlyWell this was my first massage after lockdown 3 ended. I've been here several times before but Katy was new, so I booked blind, so to speak. As previously described, the place is fairly discreetly located with a free car park almost adjacent (although when I visited midday on the first day after lockdown it was full so I ended up a jog away down the road). It's clean and well run. On arrival the place slightly overdid the precautions, with a temperature check, and then something I've never seen before, putting the money (£35 for an hour) in a bucket of soapy water!
I had to wear a mask to enter, which was expected, but had to keep it on throughout the massage, which was not.
Katy is Thai, 35-ish, size 16-18, 36D natural chest with small nips, pretty-ish face, but a lot heavier than I'd expected or would normally go for. I was offered a shower but declined as I'd just had one, stripped off and lay on the table, with a face hole which was a bit too small, and pulled my mask up out of sight so I could breathe!
There was a decent start to the massage, repeatedly getting near the target zone but never ending up there. Lots of oil deployed. 30 mins in, I was still soft on the flip where she immediately offered HJ for £30 or topless HJ for £50, which I negotiated down to £40. I wish I'd held out for a bit lower as the offer was accepted without any hesitation whatsoever. She took her top off to reveal a decent natural rack but with disappointingly small nipples for a Thai lass, and a big belly. There followed an awful HJ which was never going to work, it was hard, unerotic, almost violent, and clearly delivered with no enthusiasm whatsoever. I tried to get a feel to assist the proceedings but this was not on the cards. At one point she asked me to carry on myself seeing she was having no effect
I eventually came which was a relief to both of us. Hot towel down etc and out just short of the hour.
I struggled with a grade for this one, as half the problem was the weird Covid precautions, which aren't really their fault, and the place has been good in the past. But although she was pleasant, Katy was verging on a negative for me, hence the compromise, plus £75 for that was way too much.
