External Link/Members OnlySo a negative on this one. Maybe a bit harsh but let me explain.
I thought this was a new shop run by Coco from Liverpool, numerous reviews of Pink Peony on here.
CommunicationsStraight forward with Coco herself via text.
LocationIn my opinion a very poor location. Shop front directly onto one of Wrexhams main shopping streets with the side of the shop on a busy alleyway. The shop also has ceiling to floor windows so no hope of any privacy at all.
The MeetInto the shop, largeish entrance obviously brand new. Looked like one massage room on this level with stairs leading down to the room I was shown too. Met by a very petite Chinese lady wearing a mask and calling herself Yummi. As we descended down she shouted to the woman in the upstairs room who replied, both in Cantonese. Or Mandarin.
Shown into the massage room downstairs, shower cubicle which wasnt offered to me and the undressing and laying down commenced. Yummi had left the room to secrete the money, £40 for the hour, and when she returned began a lightish massage of my neck, shoulders and back. I tried to make polite conversation but her English was very poor so a lot of giggles and unintelligible replies. The masks dont help, which she kept on throughout. She could have been 18 or 50 behind the mask but my uneducated guess would be 40ish. A little oil was used but not too much. Onto the buttock and legs. "Oooh nice bum" she said. I bet you say that to all the boys I replied. Silence. Im wasted here I thought. Another five mins of neither a therapeutic firm massage nor an erotic soft one, somewhere boringly inbetween and I said, shall I turn over? Not really waiting for the reply as she was obviously not overly interested by this point and I turned. The little man was still sleeping as there was nothing to wake him and she said, you want extras? Strange how the English always improves at this point. "What is available?" I not unreasonably ask and she replies with "how much money you have?". A good reply I thought and one which could lead you to think that there is no limit on what is available, so I venture with" I have enough money if you want to fuck". Well, I may as well have called her mother a whore judging by the look on her face and the reaction. "No, no no" she said. " No fuck. But body to body and hand job?" Well, call me a hairspliter but is their really such a difference between what I asked for and what she offered? I guess she thought there was so I agreed to her suggestion and said how much. "£80" she say. Nooo way Jose, "£50 I offer" and she says OK. Damn I thought, should have gone lower. Now, this is where I get miffed and the reason for the negative. "Pay now" she says, so the all too familiar but annoying get up off the table, fumble in the almost pitch black for the wallet and try not to take too much money out before secreting it back into your clothes and returning to the table. Oh, the dignity of it all. Again Yummi left the room, clearly to stash the cash and returned a few minutes later by which time any stirrings from the little man out of his slumber had disappeared and he was fast asleep again. Yummi then undressed behind me and began to attack the little man with a new found bucket of oil. Clearly she had been saving it all up for this moment. "Body to body?" I said believing that she had forgotten the conversation of ten seconds previously. So he began to clambering onto me but I noticed that she still had her knickers on so I asked her to remove. " I am on my period" she replied, Great, £50 I just gave you, could you have mentioned that little detail beforehand...?and, as if I didnt fully understand what she meant, she half pulled down her knickers to reveal what i think was a pantypad . Oh way to go to really put a fella off I thought. Also, and this is a delicate matter. Although she was as I said earlier a fully grown, probably middle aged woman, she really did have the body of a young teenage girl. Albeit with a very full bush of pubic hair. Now this may be someones cup of tea but I need my women to look like women, you know, with boobs and curves and everything. She wasnt totally flat chested but did remind me of my early teenage fumblings of girls with an A cup bra who used tissues to pad them out. If you know what i mean? Not really my thing at all.
Anyways, she clambered back on still thankfully with knickers on, and proceeded to grind apathetically for five minutes before I asked her just to finish the deed so i could get on with my life. Off she rolled and frantically, almost manically pulled me off in minutes. First punt in a while, what can i say, sorry for my speed.
Oh, almost forgot to mention, at this point there were footsteps down the stairs, yes it was one of those places where you could clearly here everything outside, and a womans voice shouted something in Mandarin and Yummi replied. It could have been Coco but honestly I am just guessing at this point. I reckon the voice asked, "Is that Brad Pitt you have in there, cos if it is I am coming in for a hot threesome", but Yummi replied, "nah, its just some fat bloke with more money than sense". Whatever it was I came quickly. Phew. What a relief that i could dress and get out.
Very little else of note was spoken and before you know it I was out the front door into the busy street with everyone looking at me knowingly. Probably.
Might be a bit harsh in my rating but anytime you leave after cumming and you are disappointed i think a negative is fair enough.
I will return to see if the elusive Coco really does work there but I probably will turn on my heels if Yummi is working.
Let me know if Ive missed anything chaps and I will answer if I can.
