Hi all, first review so apologies if I'm not doing it right.
I've been seeking a fantasy of mine to be satisfied which is to see a "professional" massage lady with the hope of something more. Something not guaranteed where you have the thrill of will she, won't she. If that makes sense?
Gumtree Link: External Link/Members OnlyComms: Contacted via WhatsApp (her pic is on her profile) for 1 hour massage. Quick to respond, same day appointment.
Price: £60 for 1 hour.
Location: Modern flats near CMK, Milton Keynes. Lots of off road parking.
Looks and personality: Eastern European, pretty enough, blonde hair, 40's. She wore a white t-shirt and jeans. I would imagine a nice milf body under. Friendly enough, but a bit bossy (could be the accent). Also negative was she smelt of cigarette smoke, trying to mask with a mint sweet.
Visit 1: Found her flat fine and was buzzed straight in. Greeted friendly at the door, shoes off and lead into her lounge where she has a massage table up (just like the photo on GT), she said to undress and lay on the massage table. I was waiting for her to leave (as this is normally the case) but she didn't, she then said common get undressed to which I got the hint, but was taken aback and felt a little dumb. I stripped to my boxers and asked if she wanted them "on or off?" she said up to me, so I pulled them off, and jumped on the table. She put a towel over my bum and started with what was a light massage, the kind a girlfriend gives you and not a professional style to fix any injuries, etc.
She started on the lower back working up, then moved from the ankles again working up. She then asked if she can massage my bum, I said yes, to which she removed the towel completely and I thought I might be in luck here for something more, but sadly no accidental rubs or brushes as she didn't work her way high enough up my thighs.
She then asked me to turn over and she massaged the front of my legs working her way up, moving the towel to the side when she got to my manhood area with no brushes under. When she moved to massage my chest she did this over my head so her boobs were right in my face, she moved her hands quite low so at times her boobs were almost touching my nose and I was hopeful she would go lower under the towel, but no joy.
A negative during the massage was when she was lifting my legs and arms she was trying to make them drop (I suppose to check how relaxed I am) and my body doesn't respond that way staying in place, and she said something like if you don't relax you don't get the most out this, which I thought was a bit bossy/scalding (not in a good way).
During the massage we made small talk but she was not overly chatty (which is a good thing), I broached the conversation that she must get lots of people asking for extras, to which she said she does, but doesn't offer that service. I asked if she is ever tempted and she said no so I left it there.
She uses oils that don't smell, and just the right amount as not dripping like other places. When the massage was over she did leave to wash up so I could towel down in private. I was not offered a shower, and I don't think one is available (but could be wrong).
Visit 2: As I am hoping to turn a professional massage into something more, I visited Gunta again a month later. She remembered me and asked if I will be more relaxed this time, to which I said I would try... She was a bit more happy this time round and more chatty but this was bad thing as she was moaning about life a fair bit. The massage was again weak although her hands seemed to get closer to where I wanted them and again thought maybe there would be the accidental touches to move things further, but this could of been in my mind as nothing happened as per the first massage.
Will I continue?: No. The massage is ok, but not worth the money and the personality has now killed it for me. Nice enough lady and set up and maybe other people will have joy, but I think she's legit and not for turning.
