Goodness me, you sound like a little desperate to read fantasy stories to get you off. You just wont give it a rest will ya?
You're right, I have had too many punts last year that I honestly cannot remember the intricate details to feed your mind, but the next time I do, I'll be sure to ping you so you can log on during the day to read it. I promise to write more than 3 lines too to keep you happy, after all you like happy endings right? :-)
One and only warning, your attitude is not what this site is about, we expect members to make useful contributions not post piss taking comments.
The rules state members are expected to post reviews and those reviews need to be an accurate description of the services provided and how they were delivered, nobody wants or expects them to be wank material.
1 Site ethos/mission
This Forum puts the interests of Punters first through the sharing of Reviews. The Forum does not endorse or promote any service provider or any other site. This site is totally independent. No favouritism, no special treatment, no vested interests and no pandering to service providers.
Members are expected to post Reviews, although there is no formal quota (see rule 27). General chat relating to Punting is allowed on the appropriate Board.
27 Lurking / Dormant Accounts
Members that do not contribute Reviews or where their accounts become dormant may have their membership revoked.Feel free to tell me to 'give it a rest', though I would advise against it.