Golden fanny syndrome - Shetrawberry Fife

[jkrieg]

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I have had this one on my radar since she came on to the scene and her profile gets more funny every time I see it.

• No smokers
• No OWO
• "Clean your teeth (Gum is not a substitute!)"
• No kissing though...
• I would prefer you to be shaven (seriously...)
• No fingering
• States shes delicate
• "PLEASE ensure you have scrubbed thoroughly!"
• Make sure your nails are trimmed and free of dirt.
• "I typically don't offer shower services"
• "I DO NOT SEE CLIENTS WITHOUT POSITIVE ESCORT FEEDBACK FROM ACTIVE MEMBERS! NO EXCEPTIONS!"[\li]
  

She even has an "email template" for you to use!   

So what do you pay for these very specific set of requirements and an overweight scar riddled psychopath?.... Drumroll please... £200 per hour! 

Has anyone seen this maniac yet?

[horneyboy1975]

Her likes list goes up and down like a yoyo . Her prices change all the time , She removed receiving oral off the list which is my deal breaker specially that she had a full bush . At those prices I would not make the journey . Some how I do not think she meets , I think more content sales , just my point of view .

[Sexpest]

Does she have brittle bones only you have to put your height and weight on the form. Oh my goodness it’s like going to the dam doctor not a service provider 

[jkrieg]

Christ aye I didn't see that the first time I read it. She actually wants to know your weight, height and age before going... As if she's some spring chicken herself! 

[jkrieg]

"I welcome clients who want to fund and watch the process of cosmetic surgeries and body modification with me." 

[Oldguy]

I look at her profile regularly just to see how much more ridiculous it is compared to the previous viewing. I don’t think she is wired up correctly.

[Forthports]

Jeezo, those are big scars she has!

[Casey69]

I suspect some serious mental health issues from all of those red flags.
Best avoided, unless you want to risk a Bobbit-Job.