External Link/Members OnlyI’ll cut to the chase, I have serious questions about the fluffy positive reviews for this girl on here but anyway,
Booked 30mins comms was fine
Greeted at the door first impressions were ok age Early 40s had lots of work done to here face was happy to continue tho,
Apartment had lots of random junk everywhere like a antique shop
Here’s were it started to go down hill, was offered a shower which I declined as I had just had a shower before arriving but she insisted I had one so off into into shower I went (first time wasting red flag)
Next out the shower onto the bed were I was offered a massage ( second time wasting red flag)
Managed to cut short the massage but by this point she’s already wasted 10mins of the booking
Onto some owo which was average not good not the worst a few minutes in she’s telling me to cum on her tits, at this point am annoyed and start to go soft
I tell her to lie down to give some ro which she refused and said we havnt got time but goes back to owo on me which was the poorest effort ever lasted 30 seconds to which she then started flopping my cock about in a helicopter motion I should of left but after paying £90 of my hard earned money I wanted to shoot my load
She then proceeds to squirt whipped cream on my cock but didn’t even lick it off

left my lying ther for 5 mins like I was a creame cake or something after cleaning myself I ended up just wanking to which her phone alarm started beeping (clock watcher)
At this point I just give up was offered a shower which I took to wash the whipped cream off my body then just left
This is the worst punt I have ever had no question about that I can’t call her a service provider because she dosent provide a service
This girl is a plastic clown who is stealing a living