Author Topic: Sonia privy massage Leicester  (Read 1948 times)

Offline DashingKant


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And gentleman by your leave - now will I tell forth what happened to me - by the holy saints’s lives

dawn began to open the dark vulva of the heavens - as I upsaddled on my faithful Rociante  rode 

forth - blissful and eager - the dawn chorus trilling in my ears and bright birds flitting - down

forsooth into the plague ridden dotage of this world - looking to drink  from a different barrel - for

certain I am  influenced by spring  in my thirsty lust and amorousness -  it was foretold by the

wise astrologers on here that pleasures would be found - although no cock in cunt - under the

hands of privy’s exotic wenches  - at the sepulchre with the sign of the colt’s tooth - a modern

spic span whorehouse - no  sign of sawdust or lice - an offering of bathing - near the forsaken

bear pit of the theatre - 


on the table I layed down faced with my head through a hole unable to move - unable to feast on

the wench’s attractions - I asked for certain tricks that would on me turn but my large breasted

brazilian beauty said she did not understand - not or whether - no choice but to submit  to her

routine and so it went on and on and on - firm and relaxing- sensual but not at all sexual - or

arousing due to no intimate touching of my manly — and no sight of her oiled slippery

nakedness - her pendulous rounded breasts caressing my back - when I turned and

was told to move to the bed I found over forty minutes had gone and whatever uplift I had felt had

withered - after an indifferent slippery I beseeched - plight me my member heere in thine hand

quod me - but the wings of time had flocked - it was a lost cause -


value for an hour 160 groats NOT  - would recommend  self flagellation instead - it’s cheaper -

whether other privy wenches would do better or whether their routines stifle who knows - I tried to 

laterask privy which was which - they cut me off -





Offline jsnsummer

Privy has always been overpriced and limited in scope for fun. It's punting for those who don't know any better......

Offline goodolnick

That's a really arrogant attitude! Just because it's not to your taste does not mean that you know better! Sure it's expensive and we all know that but it is up to me how I choose to spend my hard earned, not anyone else

Offline goodolnick

I had a great session with Sonia in March which I reviewed on here. Then went again a week or so ago and was very disappointed. Not sensual or sexy in any way, unlike the March experience..   .....

Offline jsnsummer

Privy has always been overpriced and limited in scope for fun. It's punting for those who don't know any better......

I should add, in my opinion. And that I have used them twice a good few years ago now.

Offline RogerBoner

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Offline wiltsman

I would like to echo goodolnick's post.  I am also irritated by the "those who don't know any better" comment!  I have experienced the full range of punting in my long career, from cheap 60 quid fucks, all the way through to my two punting highlights, Erika Fontes and Aleska Diamond!  I have recently posted favourable reviews on here of my experiences at Privy. I added comments in my reviews along the line of "I know it won't appeal to everyone". I added that as I respect the different views of others  ... it would be nice if others could show the same respect.  I haven't seen Sonia, maybe she isn't worth the money! But the two girls I saw there recently most certainly were (in my opinion).  Rant over!

Offline Charliehutton

Another splendidly entertaining review, DK.

Privy massage is a place new to me, so I'm not sure how it works, but I gather from your review it's a hands-off, happy ending sort of place, is that right?

They appear to have some very interesting girls, but unless it's FS, it's not my cup of tea.

Offline Smartstav

They let you touch depending on the girl. Personally I had a bad experience and doubt I will go back. I prefer getting OWO  for the fraction of the price

Offline jsnsummer

I would like to echo goodolnick's post.  I am also irritated by the "those who don't know any better" comment!...... 

You are correct, I should have followed my own rule of not commenting if you don't have anything positive or helpful to say. I've sat myself down and had a good talking to myself for being a prat.

(Sadly, I can't delete the comments)

Offline wiltsman

Haha fair enough  ... forgiven! 

Offline goodolnick

Easily done, Easily forgiven!!

Offline Punter S Thompson

Are prostitute reviews really the place for purple prose?
Banned reason: Fuck you as well.
Banned by: daviemac

Offline goodolnick

Reckon Dashing Kants contributions are always good value and bring a smile ......