Author Topic: Louise @ MKE MiltonKeynes  (Read 1475 times)

Offline calzone

This meeting took place in November 2020, sorry just got round to reviewing.

This was my first ever punt, I had done loads of reading and research on here and another review site. After a lot of looking and mind changing I decided to go for Louise at MKE, her pictures ticked most of my likes boxes and I wanted to use an agency for the first time after reading some horror stories about bait and switch and patchy service from independents without reviews.

Venue
From other reviews it was the usual place in Fenny Stratford, car park right outside the door and a discreet entrance.

Comms
I called the day before to make sure Louise was available, booked her for the 11am slot, I wanted to be her first client of the day. I called the next morning at 9.30am to confirm and there was a bit of confusion about the booking, sounded like she might have been double booked. I was asked if I could make 10.30am instead which I could.

Time booked
30 minutes - £60

Services
As this was my first punt I was after something pretty vanilla, services listed were Kissing, GFE and RO which suited me.

Appearance/Personality
There appeared to be a party going on at MKE that day and all the girls were dressed up. Louise entered the room dressed in a skimpy French maid outfit, the outfit wasn't hugely to my taste but she looked stunning. She has an incredibly pretty face, bright blue eyes and a huge smile with really nice teeth (good teeth are important to me) a slim body and average height. Amazing looking enhanced boobs which was something new to me and a very neat shaved pussy.

The meeting
Rung the bell and waited for 30 seconds to be let in, had my temperature taken on entry then sent up to the top floor bedroom, waited about a minute and Louise bounced in full of smiles and energy, she headed straight for me and put her arms around my neck and gave me a nice kiss with tongues, letting out some little moans while doing so.

As I mentioned above, this was my first punt, I didn't know what to expect but her confident approach kind of took me by surprise. I've generally spent my adult life in long term relationships so not hugely experienced with different women. I said to Louise that I was very nervous, this was my first time with a professional and she said she was surprised as I seemed very confident.

I told her I had no idea on what my performance was going to be like and joked it would either be over in 10 seconds or nothing would happen at all. She took it all in her stride and we had another nice kiss, again with tongues and then she took the payment, put a fresh towel on the bed and told me to get undressed. I felt a bit shy about getting naked while she was still clothed but then thought 'fuck it, that's what I'm here for' she complimented me on my body and asked if I lifted weights which I thought was a nice touch, not sure I'm compliment worthy but it did relax me a bit more.

She got naked and we laid on the bed and kissed a bit more, she then asked how I like my oral and went down on me OWO. I've had some good BJs in past and this was well up with the best, unfortunately after a few minutes I was still feeling very nervous and despite her sterling efforts couldn't manage a boner (how embarrassing!). I asked her to lay on her back and I sucked and felt her amazing boobs, lovely big sensitive nipples then went down on her shaved pussy, she was very clean and smelt and tasted great.

After about 10 minutes of me going to town on her with my tongue I asked if we could 69 which she enthusiastically agreed to. She went on top and after a couple minutes the old fella started stirring and I finally became hard! We stayed in 69 for a while, I touched her pussy with my fingers but she gently said that she just preferred tongues (so no fingering is allowed, which is fair enough). She then asked if I wanted her to sit on my cock, I said yes and she expertly slipped a condom on me, unfortunately that made my hard-on take a swift exit despite various efforts on Louise's part to revive it.

Anyhow she asked if I wanted to wank onto her boobs while she pushed them together which I did, I managed to coax the old fella back into life and ended up cumming on her chest.

She got up and wiped herself off with wet wipes while I laid on the bed to recover for a couple of minutes. She offered me the wipes and I cleaned up too. Chat was relaxed and interesting during the clean up and on my way out the door.
I was a bit disappointed I wasn't able to put in a decent performance but that is absolutely no reflection on Louise or the service she provided, overall I had a great time.

Would I see Louise again? Absolutely yes.

Observations
  • I booked a 30 minute appointment, me having cum seemed to signal the end of playtime, Louise got off the bed and didn't get back on. I think it would have been nice to have a cuddle and some more kissing. It was at about the 20-25 minute mark so to be expected I guess. Bearing in mind this was my first punt that might be totally normal in punting life.
  • I was out the door with about 2 minutes to spare, I have no issue with that. Might opt for an hour next time
  • Louise was absolutely professional and patient, taking my lack of stiffness completely in her stride, never making me feel pressured, inadequate or embarrassed about it.
  • Louise is stunning, her looks and personality are top notch. If you want a likeness look up  Alicia Agneson with blonde hair.
  • Louise was very energetic and kept things moving, I think she was wanting to show me as good a time as she could in the 30 minutes
  • More experienced punters might raise their eyebrows at this and think 'WTF did he expect?' but I'll say it anyway. I wouldn't say the experience was in anyway mechanical but this punt was definitely different to having sex with anyone I've been in a relationship with. I don't think I'd stand a chance of getting to date Louise outside of MKE and I think that was in the back of my mind during and after. I need to work on letting all that go and enjoying the experience for what it is.
  • I've bought some Viagra for future punts so hopefully I won't have the same issues as above.

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Offline anonymouse72

Welcome to the world of punting and thanks for your first review. Half a blue pill on an empty stomach an hour before will sort you right out next time. Enjoy :thumbsup:

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Offline HornyHemel

Great review and welcome!!  :thumbsup: :drinks: