Massage by Lilly - Reading - time wasting by Lilly

[nohey1]

Gaffs

X - Well, all of it really.



The Mission

Date Occurred: 1/4/21

A quick one this. Saw Lilly on AW obviously and decided that since my last exploits went up shit creek, i thought i'd give it another go since i was in a milf phase for some reason, which i can tell you after this, i am absolutely over. All arranged via text; she seemed really accomodating. I said very specifically: i just really wanted an oral/handjob session only. She agreed. I always fucking mess my calculations up for walking so i got there 15 minutes early but she was really good and said come in anyway. The flat was easy to find, though it was behind a coded gate, she got me through. Nice flat and good facilities. I arrive to find that actually, she looked pretty decent for her age; knockers the size of Big Ben and though she's a little big around the midriff she held it well. Very friendly, chatty, and really quite a nice girl. I then gave her the money (£80 for half hr) and as expected she laid me down for a massage (which i expected to end in a much shorter time than it did).

But that's where it all falls down.

The massage was passable as best. She claimes to have a Swedish massage certificate - but I walked out of there more stressed than when I went in. There was no clock in the room and so i had no idea how long the massage went on for; I don't wear a watch either. But i looked at the time on my phone when i got out and i had been in there for exactly half an hour. I believe she gave me a message for well over 20 minutes and as she was doing so, she was making cheeky passes across the balls and groin and really started to get me going. I was assuming she was going to turn me over and finish me off with some H/E. She eventually asked me to turn over, (at last) and then started to rub the old chap whereby he started to come to life. She gave a few decent wanks to get the ball rolling and then she started some B2B, rubbing her tits up and down my cock. She asked if I wanted to cum on her tits, and i said "hell yeah of course." This carried on for a few more moments; can't be sure how long but it wasn't more than a minute or two.

But then something really bizarre happened; as it was all about to kick-off for the main event, she just...turned off. The atmosphere changed and she got up and asked if I wanted to have a shower. Perplexed i looked at her in a way that was like 'is that it?'. I think there must have been some miscommunication here because i didn't ask and she didn't say anything either. I was so confused and so dumbfounded. I just assumed my time was up and didn't have any more time to cum. She didn't alert me to this and to all of my stupidity I didn't speak up and ask either. It was a dumb move by me to not speak up. Something i need to gain some confidence for in the future.

I had the offered shower, both of us in this really weird silence as if we both silently knew but nothing was said. The silence being totally the opposite of how she was when i walked in.  Then I left. 

On reflection, i think she used my naivety as a way to time waste. Though this is my fourth go at this, I've still yet to learn all these iffy things these girls do; I think I just fell foul to one and didn't know how to handle it. My shyness is my worst enemy. ~

My milf phase over, i don't think ill be trying to see another for a while.

Pros
Pretty for her age, a little on the + size side but actually suits her frame.
Had really good potential if she had done as i actually requested.
Great body and actually really soft skin.


Cons
Had chewing gum in her mouth the entire time which though isn't exactly a con, wasn't exactly bloody attractive.
Spent 25 minutes of the 30 minutes i booked giving me a mediocre massage rather than doing what i specifically requested.
Frustratingly no h/e or any ending at all actually.

Won't be returning.

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[houseboot]

Miscommunication?

I wonder why?

[nohey1]

I have no idea why she suddenly switched. I'm not sure if she thought i came while she was doing B2B or just decided to end it. It was such a sudden turn that i was completely dumbfounded. It was noticeably odd.

[houseboot]

Let's start with a single word ... gaff, or perhaps you meant gaffe .... that's a bit weird ... so how did you communicate with her?

[nohey1]

While she was doing the massage we got on really well, she was asking me questions and me her and she was laughing and seemed to enjoy the conversation. Then she turned me over and it was quite the same. She asked if i wanted to come on her tits and i happily said yes. She continued on as I outlined above and then suddenly stopped. When i was in the shower she dried me off, asked if i wanted a glass of water etc. She was friendly but the conversation was nowhere near as it was when i entered. She acted as if she'd done everything she'd been asked. She even told me when she was back in Reading. It was a truly bizarre thing.

If you're suggesting i had treated or said something to her badly, no. I'm way too shy and quiet for that stuff.

It's as if she thought she'd finished me off and that was it, but clearly, she hadn't. It was weird.

[contentguy]

Sounds like a miscommunication, she’s still on my HL.

Especially she’s drying you, etc.

[nohey1]

I totally agree; probably partly my fault. It was just a bizarre moment and experience. She's a lovely person. It was just so unsatisfying.

[houseboot]

  you're still not getting it

She is Hungarian, yes, she might understand English but if you use words which are not in common everyday use then she might not understand you.

Gaff/gaffe ... who else uses that? I don't and I've never seen it used in any Review or post here.

[nohey1]

We communicated well enough...besides the weird moment obviously.

[contentguy]

you're still not getting it

She is Hungarian, yes, she might understand English but if you use words which are not in common everyday use then she might not understand you.

Gaff/gaffe ... who else uses that? I don't and I've never seen it used in any Review or post here.

Agree - another example "hell yeah of course." - did she understand that?
You've got to make sure you're being understood.

It doesn't sound to me like she tried to cut you short as such, more that she thought you'd finished, and it sounds like you did nothing to correct her.  If she wanted you out of the door, it's unlikely you'd have been offered a shower (you'd have been made to ask for it), and you indicated she helped dry you after said shower.  She was still engaging with you.

It sounds like a miscommunication to me, and one that you did nothing to attempt to correct.
The gum chewing would have pissed me off a bit.

[nohey1]

 
Guys, let me be clear because i feel like you guys thought i was speaking medieval latin throughout the punt. She understood me completely throughout the session. As I clearly said: we were having a great conversation, and at no point did i use the word 'gaffe' during my stay, I'm honestly not sure where this assumption came from.  I always use the title 'gaffes' in my reviews as part of explaining the gaffes i make during them. Like pros and cons.

The miscommunication came, i believe, in us both not saying anything after she suddenly stopped. I didn't ask why she stopped, and she didn't ask if i had cum. That was the miscommunication. Not spoken English...

[sparkus]

Looks great but her rates are absurd.

[nohey1]

Looks great but her rates are absurd.

Yes, she changed her profile and removed the half an hour on the day that i was to see her. I had to text to ask if our session was still being honored. £130 was way out of my price range.

[Mash1234]

She was jerking you off but wasnt concerned if you came?  Sounds dreadful to be honest.....

[Mash1234]

Having said that i always  keep an eye on the clock during punts so i know i've got time to get myself over the line. 

[nohey1]

 Hey Mash,

Sorry, i didn't see this; thanks for the reply.

I think that is precisely the point i was trying to make. For a woman who had been doing it years (as she claims), I would have thought she'd have to know if I had come or not. Again I was so shocked I was pretty much sure I had overstayed and didn't put up a fuss. On exit, I'd been there all of 20 minutes, including a shower. I'm pretty sure she knew i didn't come. Hense the negative.  However, in my own shock, i didn't ask either.