Author Topic: Uma - Diva / Johanna X : Bond St Incall : Scarlett Johansson Lookalike  (Read 1583 times)

Offline The Night King

Citation : This was late 2020 (been meaning to write this for a while)

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1 hr @ £200

Unable to book via Diva I tried one of the other agencies and got an appointment straight away. She seems to have an on/off profile on the purple site when she's in town. Pricing structure = volatile.

Apartment : Decent gaff by Bond St tube station.

The girl : She is hot. Head turner. As has been mentioned many times facially she's very much in the mould of Scarlett Johansson / Pink. Her selfies don't actually do her justice. Really took care of her appearance. Her body is fucking incredible IMO. Apparently an ex-personal trainer back in Romania and you could literally balance a pint glass on her arse if you wanted to. She must have been doing serious dead lifts / leg crunches in the gym for years. To say she's gym-fit is to put it mildly but it's done in such a way that she's still very feminine. Fair play to her. False tits are nice enough. Pierced nipples. One of her bolts popped out mid-way and I had to help her reinsert it into the nipple for her - there's a first time for everything  ;) She has an enormous yet exquisite tattoo of bird wings on her back. She was dressed in full-on black lingerie and looked a picture  :wacko:

Attitude : This girl really rates herself, in fact I'd say she's quite up her own arse. She thinks she's lowering herself at £200ph  :D
She moaned a lot about COVID and how bad it had been for business. She was restricting her services to be COVID-safe  :sarcastic:  I asked her about her AW profile that a few months back had shot up from c£150ph to £1,000 per hour (with mandatory deposit). I genuinely asked if she had been hacked. She said it was legit FFS  :wackogirl: and she'd been advised she could earn that by some Sergey. Hardly a warm engaging personality.

Services : She was trying to hustle me for extra for OWO. At first she refused to FK. I sat her down and firmly but politely told her I wasn't some mug punter and she'd better buck her ideas up and to give her her due to her she did (a bit). She moaned about agencies misrepresenting her but OWO was delivered and a moderate amount of FK.

Conclusion : She thinks she's slumming it and should be whoring at the absolute elite level (Monaco type). I think this was an SP you had to get in at the ground level when she first arrived in London a couple of years back to make the most of the situation.  If she had better services / attitude I'd be a regular  :hi:

Post Script : She was on Diva recently t £750 ph and lasted a couple of days. Clearly a dusty phone ensued. She's delusional tbh. Pity  :unknown:

Offline golden bull

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Offline Crackanut

I think you've got her nailed on.

She might be the fittest and sexiest Body out there.

There's very little personality and that can suck a lot of the energy of your cock, and not in a good way.

Considering whether I should punt her when I next have a chance but still not convinced. I do just want to get a chance to fuck that amazing body though and I loved her tattoos as well. :wacko: :crazy:

Do I think with my brain or my dick?!