Mia_GFE - Enfield - Caught a ricochet but didn’t penetrate

[DocJohnson]

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So I’d read several reviews on here by long term UKP members about Mia which seemed promising.  I wanted a piece of that.

The first thing I found suspicious/mildly disappointing were the very delayed (more than an hour between two of three texts) single word answers to my booking request (with date/time) and follow up text to confirm services and cost. 

Still, I had read Mia may have someone handle comms for her so I held my nerve.  Booking confirmed.  I told Mia (or whoever handled comms) that I would call (not text) when 5 mins out from booking time to confirm final details. I received “OK” to this. 

It was daytime, so with about 10 mins to go I parked in Enfield’s finest Tesco and started walking to the stated postcode from there. I’d figured out the venue was in the “floors of whores” block described by others, so started strolling and called on foot - 5 mins prior as agreed.

It rang and rang with no answer. I gave it a couple of mins and tried again - no answer.   

Shortly after (bang on agreed time as I am punctual) I arrive outside what I thought to be the venue building so I text and say as such.  I ask if Mia could call me.  No response. 

I go for a walk around the block and text again to prompt. No answer (ca 10 mins past meeting time). 

I decide I will do one more lap and then if not given satisfactory comms I would leave.

At 16 mins past there had been no reply still. 

18 mins past and I got the building name but nothing else (not flat number or access deets etc). 

I gave it one last chance and tried calling to put my mind at ease and salvage something.  No answer.   

So I start walking back to Tesco as decided all this didn’t feel right. Too many red flags for me. 

About 30 seconds later I get a text with flat number. 

I replied to say sorry, it was too late as they didn’t answer my calls. This was about 20 mins after meeting was supposed to take place. 

Anyway, I got a grumpy reply to which I politely responded (honestly - only stating the facts).   

Since this debacle LLPunting has dropped a neg review of Mia and the possible B&S incident. 

One thing is for sure though - I won’t be booking to see a polish SP in the floors of whores anytime soon. Best of luck if you do! 

Overall rating: 0/10 or maybe even -3/10 for the time-wasting. 

P.S. My plan B was a trip to Luisa or Lilly at their massage joint in Rainham (a place I had been meaning to visit for some time). Luisa will get her own very positive review, which included excellent comms.

[bedhedred]

Thanks. I was eyeing her after wozel's glowing review. Travelling 90 minutes for a ghosting is more than I'm prepared to risk in terms of wasted time and effort.

[Wozel]

Sorry to hear that you got fucked around by the maid, that simply is not on. Can I ask what exactly did the maid say to you in the reply?

[smiths]

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So I’d read several reviews on here by long term UKP members about Mia which seemed promising.  I wanted a piece of that.

The first thing I found suspicious/mildly disappointing were the very delayed (more than an hour between two of three texts) single word answers to my booking request (with date/time) and follow up text to confirm services and cost. 

Still, I had read Mia may have someone handle comms for her so I held my nerve.  Booking confirmed.  I told Mia (or whoever handled comms) that I would call (not text) when 5 mins out from booking time to confirm final details. I received “OK” to this. 

It was daytime, so with about 10 mins to go I parked in Enfield’s finest Tesco and started walking to the stated postcode from there. I’d figured out the venue was in the “floors of whores” block described by others, so started strolling and called on foot - 5 mins prior as agreed.

It rang and rang with no answer. I gave it a couple of mins and tried again - no answer.   

Shortly after (bang on agreed time as I am punctual) I arrive outside what I thought to be the venue building so I text and say as such.  I ask if Mia could call me.  No response. 

I go for a walk around the block and text again to prompt. No answer (ca 10 mins past meeting time). 

I decide I will do one more lap and then if not given satisfactory comms I would leave.

At 16 mins past there had been no reply still. 

18 mins past and I got the building name but nothing else (not flat number or access deets etc). 

I gave it one last chance and tried calling to put my mind at ease and salvage something.  No answer.   

So I start walking back to Tesco as decided all this didn’t feel right. Too many red flags for me. 

About 30 seconds later I get a text with flat number. 

I replied to say sorry, it was too late as they didn’t answer my calls. This was about 20 mins after meeting was supposed to take place. 

Anyway, I got a grumpy reply to which I politely responded (honestly - only stating the facts).   

Since this debacle LLPunting has dropped a neg review of Mia and the possible B&S incident. 

One thing is for sure though - I won’t be booking to see a polish SP in the floors of whores anytime soon. Best of luck if you do! 

Overall rating: 0/10 or maybe even -3/10 for the time-wasting. 

P.S. My plan B was a trip to Luisa or Lilly at their massage joint in Rainham (a place I had been meaning to visit for some time). Luisa will get her own very positive review, which included excellent comms.

What a bunch of cunts. As I have posted many times this brothel can be dodgy, I have had both good and bad punts their over the years. Mia didn't do her own comms when I punted with her and none of the WGs I have seen in this brothel have done them that I know of.

[DocJohnson]

Thanks. I was eyeing her after wozel's glowing review. Travelling 90 minutes for a ghosting is more than I'm prepared to risk in terms of wasted time and effort.

I am pleased this has helped you make a decision BHR - it’s good to know that I’m giving back in a small way to someone who has shared plenty on this forum that has benefited me (and many others!). 

[DocJohnson]

Sorry to hear that you got fucked around by the maid, that simply is not on. Can I ask what exactly did the maid say to you in the reply?

Nothing overly aggressive and there was no tirade of abuse over several texts. Exactly what was said I will keep to myself for privacy reasons and not wanting my punting pseudonym to be identified! Hope you understand   

[DocJohnson]

What a bunch of cunts. As I have posted many times this brothel can be dodgy, I have had both good and bad punts their over the years. Mia didn't do her own comms when I punted with her and none of the WGs I have seen in this brothel have done them that I know of.

Thanks Smiths. Just for the record, it was mainly yours and Sparta P’s review that gave me confidence to give it a go.  I suspect/hope my experience is all the maid/pimp’s fault as trust your reviews. Some you win, some you lose in this game.

[smiths]

Thanks Smiths. Just for the record, it was mainly yours and Sparta P’s review that gave me confidence to give it a go.  I suspect/hope my experience is all the maid/pimp’s fault as trust your reviews. Some you win, some you lose in this game.

Up till recently Mia or whoever it was punters actually saw had many good reviews on here including off me, the problem is and its been the problem for a long time is this pimp/s is a dodgy cunt who will practice bait and switch, profile swap and dead comm punters. And especially in this brothel. I would guess what really happened here is she was booked up but they took your booking anyway in case the punters whose booking they took didn't show up. Or they knew your start time was already taken and purposely made you wait hoping you would hang around till the punter she was with finished and left. None of this helped you obviously.

[bedhedred]

The more well organised Polish girls have remotely based receptionists who earn £10 per client who arrives and stays. If you have 4 or 5 girls who are busy, that could be a lucrative job for someone sitting in a bedroom somewhere jockeying mobile phones.

I've met loads of Polish wgs over the last year. Some complain that their receptionist is shit.
Polish Sara told me that she reverted to self serving because she was being let down.
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=297736.0

[DocJohnson]

Up till recently Mia or whoever it was punters actually saw had many good reviews on here including off me, the problem is and its been the problem for a long time is this pimp/s is a dodgy cunt who will practice bait and switch, profile swap and dead comm punters. And especially in this brothel. I would guess what really happened here is she was booked up but they took your booking anyway in case the punters whose booking they took didn't show up. Or they knew your start time was already taken and purposely made you wait hoping you would hang around till the punter she was with finished and left. None of this helped you obviously.

Well, it helped in so far as it gave me the reason/opportunity to meet Luisa as my plan B. That turned out to be a result 

[LLPunting]

"Glad" you only wasted time, you could've been out of pocket a punt's worth of cash too.  GL with the next one 

[smiths]

Well, it helped in so far as it gave me the reason/opportunity to meet Luisa as my plan B. That turned out to be a result 

Good to hear.

[DocJohnson]

The more well organised Polish girls have remotely based receptionists who earn £10 per client who arrives and stays. If you have 4 or 5 girls who are busy, that could be a lucrative job for someone sitting in a bedroom somewhere jockeying mobile phones.

I've met loads of Polish wgs over the last year. Some complain that their receptionist is shit.
Polish Sara told me that she reverted to self serving because she was being let down.
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=297736.0

Interesting. Undoubtedly Mia will read this, as I see she commented on LLP’s review.  Hopefully these are options she has and can adjust comms accordingly.  My own preference will now be to deal only with SPs that handle their own comms.

[DocJohnson]

"Glad" you only wasted time, you could've been out of pocket a punt's worth of cash too.  GL with the next one 

Thanks LLP - sorry my review was not quick enough to possibly prevent your experience.  However, here’s to us both helping the likes of BHR avoid what may be a complete let down. 

[Wozel]

Nothing overly aggressive and there was no tirade of abuse over several texts. Exactly what was said I will keep to myself for privacy reasons and not wanting my punting pseudonym to be identified! Hope you understand 

Totally understand. Better luck next time DJ

[Wozel]

In my experience SPs who deal with coms themselves are more reliable. Why the fuck would you hire some cunt to fuck up your business and reputation is beyond me . I’ve also never I stood why the fuck do these maids have to be so rude some times, do they honestly think that punters are that desperate that they will still book after being rude too.

[smiths]

Interesting. Undoubtedly Mia will read this, as I see she commented on LLP’s review.  Hopefully these are options she has and can adjust comms accordingly.  My own preference will now be to deal only with SPs that handle their own comms.

I would put money that was really the pimp not Mia. You might not know it isn't the WG you are dealing with comms wise can be the problem, in the case of brothel set ups like this its unlikely to be the WG in my experience so I know that's the case usually. But there have been some exceptions like Naughty Natt when she was in 1 of this pimp/s brothels in Bounds Green last year, she asked me about something I had put in my texts to her so showed me her phone. But you might not find out till you meet the WG in person, or not find out at all it wasn't her you dealt with comms wise.

And added to that some of these brothel WGs profiles state they are Indies which the pimp/s puts in the hope of less chance of Police bother. I have listed some of the brothels in North London in my London regional thread of the same name from last year. That listed who was or probably was in the floors of whores at that time as well as some other brothels, most of which are still open and many from the same premises, mostly with different WGs now.

[LLPunting]

In my experience SPs who deal with coms themselves are more reliable. Why the fuck would you hire some cunt to fuck up your business and reputation is beyond me . I’ve also never I stood why the fuck do these maids have to be so rude some times, do they honestly think that punters are that desperate that they will still book after being rude too.

Sadly only one of the 2 other Mias I've seen recently lived up to her own comms, so if current Poles are like Mias then 1 for 3 is what you might get.     
Judging by my comms/meets with other Poles these past weeks that's proving to be the case.   

It ain't like the olden golden days...

[smiths]

In my experience SPs who deal with coms themselves are more reliable. Why the fuck would you hire some cunt to fuck up your business and reputation is beyond me . I’ve also never I stood why the fuck do these maids have to be so rude some times, do they honestly think that punters are that desperate that they will still book after being rude too.

The reason is that's the deal made with the pimp, the pimp wants to ensure they get their cut of the WGs fees and they aren't getting punters and not passing on that cut. So they hire a receptionist or WG they trust to do the comms. And its because many of these receptionists/WGs/pimps couldn't give a shit is why they are so rude, or fuck punters over in some way.

In the case of many foreign WGs and some Brits many couldn't possibly afford to rent a premises themselves in the areas they work in or provide references, or choose not to for example because they come and go from the UK on a regular basis and don't want the hassle of having their own place here as WGs so pay a pimp a cut instead. And with that comes the pimp/s running their profiles and sorting the comms out.

[The Ultracheese]

Good on you not going through with the punt when you were messed around SP’s need to  learn that we won’t stand for that and we don’t just think with our dicks   

[DocJohnson]

The reason is that's the deal made with the pimp, the pimp wants to ensure they get their cut of the WGs fees and they aren't getting punters and not passing on that cut. So they hire a receptionist or WG they trust to do the comms. And its because many of these receptionists/WGs/pimps couldn't give a shit is why they are so rude, or fuck punters over in some way.

In the case of many foreign WGs and some Brits many couldn't possibly afford to rent a premises themselves in the areas they work in or provide references, or choose not to for example because they come and go from the UK on a regular basis and don't want the hassle of having their own place here as WGs so pay a pimp a cut instead. And with that comes the pimp/s running their profiles and sorting the comms out.

I’d also suggest that if an SP gets popular she will find comms difficult to handle and that may be a reason for outsourcing (if not pimped). 

The perfect SP for many of us is great at comms, delivers in the bedroom, doesn’t look at phone and also has great timekeeping without seeming like it.  Oh and I like them to be FAF too..

Tough gig, especially when English isn’t you first language and you’re relatively new to the game. 

This is why I give some leniency to the longstanding, hard-working and well-reviewed SP’s who manage comms well themselves but occasionally apologise in advance for making you wait 10 mins or have to glimpse at their phone between rounds.

Comms incl. advertising are the only parts of the role (except having a hired venue, rather than punting from home) that can be outsourced.  Maybe I’m sounding a little too sympathetic now but I like to think I’m reasonably understanding.   

My suggestion is that if an SP does want to outsource comms, they would be wise to do their due diligence and check customer satisfaction etc for the comms handler.  Having a reference from another SP, and glowing reviews on comms by way of this site, would be a good start.  I doubt whoever handled Mia’s comms would pass any referencing this way.   

[DocJohnson]

Good on you not going through with the punt when you were messed around SP’s need to  learn that we won’t stand for that and we don’t just think with our dicks   

Cheers - I figure you always should be prepared to walk away if things just don’t seem right.  Having a good plan B and possibly plan C helps make that easier too.