External Link/Members OnlyJohanna has been an itch I’ve wanted to scratch for a while now. She definitely does not offer anything more than a decent B2B with hand relief but with slim pickings at the moment I’d thought I’d give her a go.
Johanna is a bit of an enigma when it comes to her age, I’d guess 40 but she could be older. She is published elsewhere as a Model/Actor/Extra and says she’s been doing this for about a year. She is extremely fit, great size 8 body, long legs, 5’8” I’d guess with long brown hair. She has some very firm plastics that actually feel quite odd when doing body to body. Facially she’s attractive, with some cosmetic work.
The main event was in a purpose built massage room, on the top floor of a house above the shops on the main parade of shops in East Horsley. There plenty of parking but not particularly discrete with a coffee shop opposite, with tables and chairs outside. The room itself was very warm, lots of candles and decorated as per the picture on Gumtree. I wasn’t offered a shower before or after and this was a shame as the amount of oil used meant I could have done with one and had to shower at home, which may be a problem for some.
I’d chosen 1 hour @ £100 which included body to body. I did ask if she did RO and she said reverse massage but as I found out, she really did expect me to massage her and her legs remained tightly shut. The massage itself was very light, she called it sensual but I didn’t really see it that way. After about 10 mins she climbed onto the table and started B2B. As I said before, it felt like two small plastic kids balls being rubbed around. I flipped over and we did more B2B. This was better and she did a nice tit wank which was probably the highlight. I tried to encourage her to be a bit more enthusiastic but it wasn’t going to happen. In the end she dismounted and did a reasonable oily hand job with plenty of ball action and good use of both hands. I managed to lightly finger her puss and arse which helped conclude matters
Johanna is extremely posh and had a very high opinion of her own worth which is fine, she’s confident and knows what she’s doing to the point that it felt a bit mechanical. Now as I’ve said in previous reviews, I’m no oil painting and I’ve gained a fair few pounds over the last year, but if you are offering this sort of service and charging £100, a little enthusiasm would go a long way.
Would I return? Probably not. Once April 12th comes around there will be plenty of other SPs offering this service.
