Author Topic: Sexyyy_laura. Marlyebone. Petite anal stunner  (Read 11658 times)


117 review(s) for sexyyy_laura (107 positive, 6 neutral, 4 negative) [Indexed by Goldfinch]

Offline Yankee41

Lots of reviews about her so i will add a few of my highlights. 

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Comms- dead easy via text. Also once you see her you go to into a special group on her phone so you get preferred status when calling back.

Price- 200ph for everything.

The venue- nice flat with a shower.  Loads of mirrors.

The girl- a real stunner.  Photos dont really do her justice.  She is very short, maybe 5ft 2in which i love.  That doesnt come across in her pics well.  Her body and face are near perfect.  Massive perfect tits for her size and a nice plump bum.  She has a very thick spanish accent that i found hard to understand.  Her english was perfectly fine but im not used to the accent so it through me off and i think she had trouble with my american accent.  We got around it though.

The event- she is a bit scripted but its easy to take her off it, at least it was for me. We started with some chatting then stripping and grinding.  Lots of dfk and spit.  We then headed to the shower so i could cleanup and the action started getting hotter.  Lots of sucking and licking by both parties as well as scrubbing and soaping.  Very erotic.
We quickly dried off and went back to the bedroom.  Very good owo then onto fucking.  She was running out of condoms since i was her last punt of the week so we had to plan what we were going to do.  We both agreed anal was the best use of the few condoms so i rubbered up and she hopped on. For such a little thing she can really take cock in her ass.  We did all sorts of positions using every mirror possible.  She really likes to see herself getting fucked. We ended up in cow girl more often than not which was fine with me.  This went on for about 30 minutes, just straight anal and she was loving it.  I loved the view i was getting too which she was only too happy to make better with different positions.  The only limit we found is she couldnt spread her cheeks with my cock in her ass as i was too big and it hurt her doing it.  Bounce her hard enough and they do it by themselves though which was fine with her.
I  decided i wanted a bj again so off goes the condom and she started sucking me like an expert again. With one condom remaining she wanted to fuck again so we did.  When i was ready to pop i pulled the dom off and she tried to catch it in her mouth but it ended up more a facial with spunk dribbling down face onto her chest and catching some in her mouth.
Some more chit chat and i left well over the hour mark.

Would i see her again?  Absolutely without a doubt.


Online thecat250

Price- 200ph for everything.

Ta for the review, been on my HL for ages.
She charging for extras now?

Offline Yankee41

Just anal.  Everything else was included.

Offline Moorg

Thanks for the review. I called her yesterday, short notice and she said she was stacked out till 7pm, so too late for me.  Managed to see Natt in Chancery Lane for a very short notice half hour slot which was perfect as always.  Will try Laura again next week with more notice.

Offline Yankee41

Thanks for the review. I called her yesterday, short notice and she said she was stacked out till 7pm, so too late for me.  Managed to see Natt in Chancery Lane for a very short notice half hour slot which was perfect as always.  Will try Laura again next week with more notice.

I dont think you can go wrong with either one.

Offline pa5151

Looks excellent and the real deal. Will add to the list.  :hi:

Offline iamakel

Thanks for the review. Is she hard to get hold of for anyone else or is it just me?

Offline Meursault

Thanks op  :hi:
I must get round to this one.
On my hotlist forever and £150 is now looking good value, due to the rampant inflation of the last year or so.

Offline Yankee41

Thanks for the review. Is she hard to get hold of for anyone else or is it just me?

Before i had actually seen her i tried booking her probably a dozen times.  Our schedules never matched so i couldnt see her but i never had a problem getting in touch with her.  She always responded to my emails or text, even when she wasnt working.

Offline iamakel

Before i had actually seen her i tried booking her probably a dozen times.  Our schedules never matched so i couldnt see her but i never had a problem getting in touch with her.  She always responded to my emails or text, even when she wasnt working.

Thank you for the info. High up on my HL after things quieten down more

Offline iq129

Thanks op  :hi:
I must get round to this one.
On my hotlist forever and £150 is now looking good value, due to the rampant inflation of the last year or so.

She will be £200 an hour very soon.

Offline alabama1

She will be £200 an hour very soon.
Why do you feel the need to say that  :unknown: :thumbsdown:

Offline Meursault

She will be £200 an hour very soon.
Don't fucking encourage them!  :lol:

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Offline iq129

Don't fucking encourage them!  :lol:
Reviews like this are encouraging them, not me.

Offline alabama1

Reviews like this are encouraging them, not me.
No ! It's not reviews that are encouraging them , it's your mindless statements you idiot  :dash:

Offline iq129

No ! It's not reviews that are encouraging them , it's your mindless statements you idiot  :dash:
Someone above said £150 per hour is good value. Isn’t that encouragement for the girl to increase her prices? Why pick on me? I said she will be £200 and not she ought to be £200.
« Last Edit: April 02, 2021, 07:53:28 pm by iq129 »

Offline alabama1

Because you mentioned £200 for no apparent reason !

Offline iq129

Because you mentioned £200 for no apparent reason !
OK, here’s the reason. As someone said, there is rampant inflation these days as far as escort prices go, so this is the reason. I am sorry if you misunderstood me.

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OK, here’s the reason. As someone said, there is rampant inflation these days as far as escort prices go, so this is the reason. I am sorry if you misunderstood me.

Statements like yours, whether they have a valid reason or not, have no place on this forum. If you don't understand why then at least do the decent thing and just say nothing.

Personally I think £150 is still on the pricey side for her. A good chunk of that will be paying for the location. FWIW when she moved to Marylebone a few years back she started at £200 +£50 for anal but quickly reverted to more realistic rates partly because of discussion on this forum and partly from a dusty phone. I think a lot of guys just about suck up £150/hr but would drop her if that increases. At least I would.

Offline iq129

Personally I think £150 is still on the pricey side for her.....I think a lot of guys just about suck up £150/hr but would drop her if that increases. At least I would.
Yes, £150 is pricey. I would applaud such guys if they would not see her if her prices go up. This hyperinflation of rising escort prices needs to be stopped at all costs.
« Last Edit: April 03, 2021, 12:04:46 am by iq129 »

Offline golden bull

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You’re a bell end m8. First time maybe it’s a slip of the tongue but second time tells me you’re doing it on purpose.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=302686.0

Why? Just why??? :thumbsdown: :unknown:

Offline golden bull

Now I’m inclined to believe Natalie love’s account of events over yours.

Offline iq129

Now I’m inclined to believe Natalie love’s account of events over yours.

I am not the first person to say Nathalie Love was a short changer with a very rude attitude.

Offline iq129

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You’re a bell end m8. First time maybe it’s a slip of the tongue but second time tells me you’re doing it on purpose.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=302686.0

Why? Just why??? :thumbsdown: :unknown:

Sorry, got mixed up with the two threads. I thought it was the same. Humans make mistakes. Sorry.

Offline iq129

Now I’m inclined to believe Natalie love’s account of events over yours.

Nathalie Love has not given any account of events in reply to my negative review. Where is it? Am I mistaken?

Offline golden bull

Sorry, got mixed up with the two threads. I thought it was the same. Humans make mistakes. Sorry.

I agree😄🤣🤣🤣. Humans do make mistakes😓
My turn to apologise to you as I got YOUR Natalie love reviews mixed up with the recent one where she threatened to out the OP and posted her version of events.
My bad🙉

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You’re a bell end m8. First time maybe it’s a slip of the tongue but second time tells me you’re doing it on purpose.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=302686.0

Why? Just why??? :thumbsdown: :unknown:

WTF :scare:

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Sorry, got mixed up with the two threads. I thought it was the same. Humans make mistakes. Sorry.

I don't buy that. In the other thread yesterday morning 2 members urged you to stop that behaviour. You would have seen those before posting the same thing on this thread yesterday evening. If you had mixed up the threads, why post exactly the same thing?

You offer no acknowledgement of your actions and you've not even asked why this is a bad thing to do so I have to assume you know. Instead you defend yourself even after 3 more members have called you out here. And then you take the piss wth this. Idiots like you helping make it happen. :dash:

Yes, £150 is pricey. I would applaud such guys if they would not see her if her prices go up. This hyperinflation of rising escort prices needs to be stopped at all costs.

Offline iq129

I don't buy that. In the other thread yesterday morning 2 members urged you to stop that behaviour. You would have seen those before posting the same thing on this thread yesterday evening. If you had mixed up the threads, why post exactly the same thing?

You offer no acknowledgement of your actions and you've not even asked why this is a bad thing to do so I have to assume you know. Instead you defend yourself even after 3 more members have called you out here. And then you take the piss wth this. Idiots like you helping make it happen. :dash:

At least three escorts that I have seen absolutely hate UKP members for one reason i.e. that they are rude bullies. They say UKP members are so rude and insulting to each other, let alone to the ladies they talk about on UKP. Your reply to me is exactly the type that ladies laugh at. If you don’t believe me then please don’t. There is no need to cross examine and abuse me in a forum like this.

If you want to abuse me, swear at me and say bad nasty things then please send me a PM. Swear at me all day via a PM but please don’t openly abuse me like that.
« Last Edit: April 03, 2021, 11:25:11 am by iq129 »

Offline iq129

I don't buy that. In the other thread yesterday morning 2 members urged you to stop that behaviour. You would have seen those before posting the same thing on this thread yesterday evening. If you had mixed up the threads, why post exactly the same thing?

You offer no acknowledgement of your actions and you've not even asked why this is a bad thing to do so I have to assume you know. Instead you defend yourself even after 3 more members have called you out here. And then you take the piss wth this. Idiots like you helping make it happen. :dash:

Please don’t be offended. I am deeply and truly sorry for my post and for upsetting you. You have so many posts here and several reviews and I appreciate all your hard work towards this forum and for punters like me. Yes I am an idiot, a total idiot. I am also a total reject and an ugly loser. That is a fact. That is why I pay for sex.

Offline iq129

I agree😄🤣🤣🤣. Humans do make mistakes😓
My turn to apologise to you as I got YOUR Natalie love reviews mixed up with the recent one where she threatened to out the OP and posted her version of events.
My bad🙉

No problem buddy. Take care.

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At least three escorts that I have seen absolutely hate UKP members for one reason i.e. that they are rude bullies. They say UKP members are so rude and insulting to each other, let alone to the ladies they talk about on UKP. Your reply to me is exactly the type that ladies laugh at. If you don’t believe me then please don’t. There is no need to cross examine and abuse me in a forum like this.

If you want to abuse me, swear at me and say bad nasty things then please send me a PM. Swear at me all day via a PM but please don’t openly abuse me like that.
Can I just remind you of the ethos of this site.
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This Forum puts the interests of Punters first through the sharing of Reviews. The Forum does not endorse or promote any service provider or any other site. This site is totally independent. No favouritism, no special treatment, no vested interests and no pandering to service providers. Members are expected to post Reviews, although there is no formal quota (see rule 27). General chat relating to Punting is allowed on the appropriate Board.

It is generally accepted that talking their prices up goes against the basic principles of being a member here.

BTW can you point out where the abuse is, I can't see it.

Offline iq129

Can I just remind you of the ethos of this site.
1 Site ethos/mission
This Forum puts the interests of Punters first through the sharing of Reviews. The Forum does not endorse or promote any service provider or any other site. This site is totally independent. No favouritism, no special treatment, no vested interests and no pandering to service providers. Members are expected to post Reviews, although there is no formal quota (see rule 27). General chat relating to Punting is allowed on the appropriate Board.

It is generally accepted that talking their prices up goes against the basic principles of being a member here.

BTW can you point out where the abuse is, I can't see it.

Dear Sir, I was trying to talk their prices down and not up by expressing my frustration. As for abuse, I was called an idiot, bell end and a prick. I am very annoyed that escort prices have gone through the roof. I will not discuss this anymore if it is against the rules. I apologize.
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Dear Sir, I was trying to talk their prices down and not up by expressing my frustration. As for abuse, I was called an idiot, bell end and a prick. I am very annoyed that escort prices have gone through the roof. I will not discuss this anymore if it is against the rules. I apologize.
I didn't say it was against the rules, I said it was against the ethos of the site, two very different things.

If you care to check the rules for yourself you will find that, as this is a forum for adults, being called the names you mention does not contravene them.

 https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=252680.0

Offline iq129

Can I just remind you of the ethos of this site.
1 Site ethos/mission
This Forum puts the interests of Punters first through the sharing of Reviews. The Forum does not endorse or promote any service provider or any other site. This site is totally independent. No favouritism, no special treatment, no vested interests and no pandering to service providers. Members are expected to post Reviews, although there is no formal quota (see rule 27). General chat relating to Punting is allowed on the appropriate Board.

It is generally accepted that talking their prices up goes against the basic principles of being a member here.

BTW can you point out where the abuse is, I can't see it.

I have sent Fuzzyduck a PM to apologise. Please enjoy your Easter.

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I didn't say it was against the rules, I said it was against the ethos of the site, two very different things.

If you care to check the rules for yourself you will find that, as this is a forum for adults, being called the names you mention does not contravene them.

 https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=252680.0

No problem. Thank you for clarifying the difference between rules and ethos.

Offline cotton

At least three escorts that I have seen absolutely hate UKP members for one reason i.e. that they are rude bullies. They say UKP members are so rude and insulting to each other, let alone to the ladies they talk about on UKP. Your reply to me is exactly the type that ladies laugh at. If you don’t believe me then please don’t. There is no need to cross examine and abuse me in a forum like this.

If you want to abuse me, swear at me and say bad nasty things then please send me a PM. Swear at me all day via a PM but please don’t openly abuse me like that.
What are you doing discussing UKP and its members with hookers  :unknown:

Offline iq129

What are you doing discussing UKP and its members with hookers  :unknown:
Some ladies have asked me whether I was a UKP member and whether I found them via UKP. I never tell them I am a UKP member. I don’t initiate any such discussion. I am paying for the punt and at £2.50 per minute I can’t afford to spend time like this.

Offline pepsicolaboy

Seen her many moons back, nice GFE SP, not liking the price creep or the half hour £ difference, clearly she wants to encourage the 1 hour booking.

1 hour £150
1.5 hour £250

« Last Edit: April 04, 2021, 12:30:44 pm by pepsicolaboy »

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I have sent Fuzzyduck a PM to apologise. Please enjoy your Easter.

Any apology should be towards all your fellow members here. Whilst you might have had good intentions, your execution was clumsy and had exactly the opposite effect. I'm still not convinced you really understand why what you did caused such a reaction.

To your point about abuse, there might have been softer ways to point out the error of your ways but, reviewing the responses to your posts over both reviews, you got off pretty lightly IMO. Learn the lesson and move on.

Offline Meursault

Statements like yours, whether they have a valid reason or not, have no place on this forum. If you don't understand why then at least do the decent thing and just say nothing.

Personally I think £150 is still on the pricey side for her. A good chunk of that will be paying for the location. FWIW when she moved to Marylebone a few years back she started at £200 +£50 for anal but quickly reverted to more realistic rates partly because of discussion on this forum and partly from a dusty phone. I think a lot of guys just about suck up £150/hr but would drop her if that increases. At least I would.
Yes we need to do everything we can to discourage inflation. Unfortunately, lockdown has exacerbated it.
I mean, I'm just looking at my review of this service provider two years ago. I thought £140 was pushing the boat out.
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=230294.0
She's now charging £200ph, which presumably she's getting away with due to the supply chain being interrupted.
I hope things get back to normal soon, so girls return to London and dusty phones start to reoccur!