What would you guys is the closest thing we have to Thailand closer to home?

[freddytb1]

Not sure how many of you chaps have been to Thailand but it's a punter's dream. Escorts, bj bars, HE massages.. and you'll generally get a decent service for a good price.

What would you say is the next best thing for us without having to go as far as Asia?

(Please don't say Amsterdam where you apparently pay €50 for 20 mins of crap service)

[smilealltheway]

Looking forward to the responses as I’m a Thai lover and always on scout for the next best Thai

[BRBRBR]

Not sure how many of you chaps have been to Thailand but it's a punter's dream. Escorts, bj bars, HE massages.. and you'll generally get a decent service for a good price.

What would you say is the next best thing for us without having to go as far as Asia?

(Please don't say Amsterdam where you apparently pay €50 for 20 mins of crap service)

Germany generally, Frankfurt or Cologne specifically

[freddytb1]

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[freddytb1]

Germany generally, Frankfurt or Cologne specifically

Sweet, what's the general process there? Is it online or through clubs etc? I've seen mention of 'FKK' clubs but no idea what they are

[val33]

I've seen mention of 'FKK' clubs but no idea what they are

Officially, they're a "naturists club" where people go to relax in saunas with their kit off. Men and women pay the same entrance fee but many clubs don't admit couples, in the guise of avoiding swingers. Unofficially, they're full of hookers and the setup is designed for it, e.g. private rooms available for "relaxation". All facilities are included in the entrance fee - food, drinks (some serve alcohol, others not), use of the swimming pool, sauna, robes, towels etc. The girls are mostly eastern European, Russian and African. Not many Asians to be found. Prices can be negotiated with each girl, a 30 minute session with a Romanian could be as low as 60 euros but 1 hour with a Russian PSE offering anal could be 250 euros.

[Jonestown]

Sweet, what's the general process there? Is it online or through clubs etc? I've seen mention of 'FKK' clubs but no idea what they are

Why not have a look in the Punting Abroad section, specifically Europe, where Germany is covered extensively.

[Greenchilli]

If you fancy brunettes Morocco would be a good option with outcalls to your place for all night of action for very reasonable rates.  If you are into blondes Ukraine and  St Petersburg would be good choices . Moscow ladies used to be good VFM but now charge more or less european rates. If you can speak some russian that would enhance your experience manifold. Visa process for Russia is spoiler though !
Hungary , Czechia , Germany FKKs are also good options. If you are anywhere near Vienna you can connect with lot of ladies from Bratislava who can join you for weekend or overnight fun 

[Malvolio]

Sweet, what's the general process there? Is it online or through clubs etc? I've seen mention of 'FKK' clubs but no idea what they are

Fortunately we have the puntingwiki

External Link/Members Only

[freddytb1]

Officially, they're a "naturists club" where people go to relax in saunas with their kit off. Men and women pay the same entrance fee but many clubs don't admit couples, in the guise of avoiding swingers. Unofficially, they're full of hookers and the setup is designed for it, e.g. private rooms available for "relaxation". All facilities are included in the entrance fee - food, drinks (some serve alcohol, others not), use of the swimming pool, sauna, robes, towels etc. The girls are mostly eastern European, Russian and African. Not many Asians to be found. Prices can be negotiated with each girl, a 30 minute session with a Romanian could be as low as 60 euros but 1 hour with a Russian PSE offering anal could be 250 euros.

Ah ok so similar rates to the UK but probably fitter girls. Would still do it for the excitement/new experience 

[freddytb1]

Why not have a look in the Punting Abroad section, specifically Europe, where Germany is covered extensively.

Will do thanks bud

[freddytb1]

If you fancy brunettes Morocco would be a good option with outcalls to your place for all night of action for very reasonable rates.

I love brunettes and tanned girls so Morocco would probably be a dream. I'm just slightly weary of it being a Muslim country and possible strict punishments?

[CoolTiger]

I love brunettes and tanned girls so Morocco would probably be a dream. I'm just slightly weary of it being a Muslim country and possible strict punishments?

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=23309.0

Have you not read the Morocco thread? 111 Pages of info there for you. Check it out.

I did and got hooked on it and spent a 4-day long weekend there. No regrets. Haven't been able to go back.

[BRBRBR]

If you want Moroccans there are plenty in Amsterdam and Brussels. Much less trouble.

[freddytb1]

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=23309.0

Have you not read the Morocco thread? 111 Pages of info there for you. Check it out.

I did and got hooked on it and spent a 4-day long weekend there. No regrets. Haven't been able to go back.

Thanks man tbh I've never really explored any international avenues aside from Thailand which is open and self-explanatory so will check out those threads 

[freddytb1]

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=23309.0

Have you not read the Morocco thread? 111 Pages of info there for you. Check it out.

Tiger I've been reading the thread you pointed me towards and also the guide you created- super helpful cheers bud. My question would be has much changed there over the last 5 years? A lot of the comments are a few years old and I know after the release of that Moroccan prostitution movie there was some scare about a possible 'clamping down.'

[Eeyore]

Not sure how many of you chaps have been to Thailand but it's a punter's dream. Escorts, bj bars, HE massages.. and you'll generally get a decent service for a good price.

What would you say is the next best thing for us without having to go as far as Asia?

(Please don't say Amsterdam where you apparently pay €50 for 20 mins of crap service)

I can’t say I’ve ever experienced the same vibe anywhere on the Planet that you get from walking down (for an example) soi6 in Pattaya or some of the RLD’s in Bangkok. There are very few places if any, where you literally have to “fight the girls off” from dragging you into a bar or go go bar.

Some of the very large German FKK Clubs can compete with regards to large volumes of naked ladies and they too will try to entice you to take a room, but not with the same ferocity as in Thailand.

I’m afraid if you want the real “Thai experience” you have to go over there otherwise settle for something else that may be great but won’t compare to the unique bar girls of Thailand.

[CasualPaul1999]

I've been to Pattaya and Bangkok a few times also been to most of the RLD places in Europe and to be honest none of them compare to Thailand.It was the best place for Adult fun whether it will ever be the same again after all this Covid 19 bollocks I'm not sure but if you get the chance to go do it,Once you've been none of the other places will be the same for you.

[DrGFreeman]

I dont think there is anywhere in europe like the bar scene in thailand
and I do think the thai vibe is unique - outside in tropical weather, lots neon, girls everywhere, feels very exotic
but is it better ? IMO no, its cheaper
2x weeks in thailand is affordable to most, 2x weeks in FKK land is not

[Auldbugger]

Athens can be good fun and is surprisingly cheap with a half hour with a brothel girl on Fylis Street been no more than 20 euros. Lots of Russkie girls there. Escort agencies are reasonable priced as well at about 125-150 euros for an outcall for an hour. When I was there I had a Greek and an African girl. Both were okay if nothing spectacular.

Budapest is hit and miss but like Athens is a nice place to visit anyway same as as Kiev. I’m hoping to get to Kharkov maybe this summer, COVID-19 permitting. I’ve heard that it is better than Kiev. Odessa is supposed to be.a good place to visit as well.

[astra2100u]

Germany has a good choice ,probably because its all legalised.Been to Franfurt to many times to count and the RLD district just out of the main railway station is pretty good as far as walk through brothels are concerned.Take it easy though they have a lot of stairs .....and I mean a lot....On a warm sunny day when the temp is up in the 30 plus C you will very quickly find yourselfe with aching knee joints  as well as aching balls.
I tended to go during the day as I felt safer although I has been reported that the RLD is well patrolled with police on the look out for trouble.
I would recommend going during the day and during the week.The girls tend to drop their prices due to lack of demand.
I got a threesome with two 20-25 year old latino stunners for 20 euros each (this was in 2019).
OK it wasnt the greatest of sessions but it was a blow job and a decent fuck from each girl.They do insist on the happy hats on.
Take your time in choosing ,there are the mingers mixed in with the stunners in the same brothel although some are ,more rough looking in the "sleazyer" brothels .Two of the biggest are the "rote house" (on corner) and the LierKasten (one with all outside deco)
An average punt will be 30 euro for ca 20 minutes .After that you negotiate.I have had a few hour punts for 60 euro (about £55)That included a mind blowing prostate massage.If anals your thing you will see the ones that are willing advertising on their doors.
Piece of advice ....dont go too early otherwise your choice of girls will be very limited   

[Marmalade]

As Eeyor pointed out, none of the above places are remotely like Thailand. The only place in the world I know of with a similar vibe is Angeles City (which is more expensive to reach).
Phnom Penh has a street that looks a little similar but is not. None of the intensity of Thailand and when I last went it had more 'come-insides' than actual women that put out. It's an interesting place to punt but has none of the plug-n-play of Thailand. Thailand remains beginners' punting haven central. Athens is the most economical in terms of the vast quantity of fast cheap punt availability but is no Thailand and overnights are as much hassle as anywhere else in Europe, whereas in Thailand you basically just wave money face-to-face and point to your room. Germany has quantity and variation including an enormous four storey cheapo place in Stuttgart (cheapo places or 'eros' centres in most German cities), expensive FKKs everywhere, and a lashing of regular price vfm punting shops and some more niche places but not the party-light atmosphere of smiling laughing chicks flirting at every footstep like Patpong. You could go to South America but that's another story altogether. (to OP: please read the relevant threads and wikis for more on each location)

[freddytb1]

Thanks for all the useful info team! Wish me luck wherever I decide to venture