Author Topic: Lisa's VIP Massage - Cardiff  (Read 5197 times)


18 review(s) for Teen Lisa xxx (11 positive, 0 neutral, 7 negative) [Indexed by Goldfinch]

Offline val33

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Cost: £80 for 1 hour VIP massage

I'd been trying to get hold of Lisa for nearly a week, probably sent 12 texts over 7 days and got only 1 reply saying she'd not be free until the following day. Didn't pick up any calls and all other texts left unanswered. I was a bit hesitant to keep texting her as she might think I'm a stalker, but by God it's hard to get hold of her. I don't think it's her replying to texts, I didn't see a phone anywhere during my hour there. There's an adjoining bedroom in the flat and she took the cash there, also heard her speaking Hungarian in there (Boyfriend? Another girl?)

Yesterday evening I suddenly got a text out of the blue asking if I'm free to come in 30 minutes - First reaction, why is she texting me 48 hours after my last message, what the f*ck? Why does she still have my number? Second reaction, I can probably get there in 20 minutes, f*ck it let's go.

All photos are accurate, she's very petite (probably size 6-8) with a lovely tan and amazingly smooth skin. Boobs are a tad saggy but only when leaning forward, when standing up straight she looks 10/10 stunning. Pussy totally shaved with not a hint of stubble. Very large labia (and I mean very large), if that's your thing. Certainly felt good when rubbing over my body. English is passable and she's keen to practice :)

She got naked as soon as I handed over the money (I was drooling already) and she started with a back massage on her massage bed (those ones with a hole for your face to stare down at the floor). She's obviously not trained in massage, if you're used to Thai women then you'll be disappointed. It felt more like someone rubbing oil into you, just circular motions. But hey, that's not what we go for ;)

After 10-15 mins we moved onto her proper bed, covered with towels, and she oiled up her body for a sensual B2B massage. I challenge someone to find me better value than £80 for a petite, tanned 22-year old beauty to rub her oiled, naked body all over you. It was pure bliss. No fingering but she let me rub her pussy gently and she was getting very wet (girl cum + massage oil = amazing combo). Btw she really is 22, she had her Hungarian ID card left lying on the table, I had a quick peek when she left the room with the money. A bit naughty but it was left lying out, it's not like I was rummaging around. I advised her to be more careful and not leave things like that left lying out, and she thanked me.

Fair play to her, she got a real workout giving me hand relief, I was mentally trying to prolong it not to blow my load too quick, and she had to tug me off for a good 10-15 minutes, with no complaints. No fake noises or shouts of "cum for me baby" like many Eastern Europeans. Varied up the positions - lying side by side, her sitting cross legged between my legs, lying on her back with me kneeling over her, me bent over on all fours with her sitting behind me massaging my ass crack and balls. When it was time to finally cum I requested it over her boobs, so she leant forward and started giving a delicious oily titwank - this is where saggy breasts are a plus, as they can wrap easily around your cock! Shot a huge load which went all over her boobs, neck and jaw - she teasingly slapped me and said "too much!"

I was literally drowning in oil, like I'd just emerged from a swimming pool filled with baby oil. Spent 5 minutes in her shower trying to scrub it off but I was just too greasy - so I gave up and decided I'd take a bubble bath back at my hotel to try and soak it off.

Gentlemen, if you can get hold of her, this is an experience not to be missed! Great value for money, and she's eager to please.
« Last Edit: March 24, 2021, 04:30:12 pm by val33 »

Offline justalad

Maybe she purposely avoided you initially as you’ve previously seen SP’s who bareback but then saw you before going back to Hungry (AW profile now accessing from Hungry).

It also comes across as stalking to me. 

Based on her texting you (if true) out of the blue and you previously seeing SP’s who BB, she’s now off my HL.  Thanks for sharing.


Offline val33

She's been in Cardiff for 7 months and is not leaving anytime soon, she told me she loves the city and the customers are better than London where she previously worked. The profile was probably accessed here using a VPN so they can watch Netflix in Hungary or something, it didn't have that message before.

I don't seek out providers who offer bareback, and never do bareback, but I don't rule out providers who offer it, as the vast majority are doing it anyway even if not advertised. That's quite different from what you're claiming.

She also wouldn't know it's me, I didn't tell her my username from this site.

Offline Takeapunt81

Maybe she purposely avoided you initially as you’ve previously seen SP’s who bareback but then saw you before going back to Hungry (AW profile now accessing from Hungry).

It also comes across as stalking to me. 

Based on her texting you (if true) out of the blue and you previously seeing SP’s who BB, she’s now off my HL.  Thanks for sharing.

 :lol:

Offline bolo79bm

Putting to one side the bareback and stalking allegations, I had a meet booked with her which ended not happening as she effectively ghosted me on her doorstep for reasons she never cared to share. So although some sing her praises, for others - as some of her past reviews have shown (mine to follow) - she is bottom of the barrel when it comes to comms, reliability and just good old human decency.

Offline justalad

Putting to one side the bareback and stalking allegations, I had a meet booked with her which ended not happening as she effectively ghosted me on her doorstep for reasons she never cared to share. So although some sing her praises, for others - as some of her past reviews have shown (mine to follow) - she is bottom of the barrel when it comes to comms, reliability and just good old human decency.
Sorry to hear that you got blanked.  Nice looking girl who behaves with zero fucks given to punters.

Offline clevertrevor

Perhaps we should all play her at her own game, make a booking and not turn up!

Offline justalad

Perhaps we should all play her at her own game, make a booking and not turn up!
Could you imagine? It would be Cardiff is full of time wasters etc. 

Offline Corus Boy

Perhaps we should all play her at her own game, make a booking and not turn up!

Not a game I want to play!

It may well reflect on us all in the long run!

I've read her reviews, as many will have, and the 'punishment' may well be a lack of or reduction in future bookings.

No more action is required, just take your cash elsewhere and let her wonder why the phone has stopped ringing.

Offline Grumpy Pumpy

Not a game I want to play!

It may well reflect on us all in the long run!

I've read her reviews, as many will have, and the 'punishment' may well be a lack of or reduction in future bookings.

No more action is required, just take your cash elsewhere and let her wonder why the phone has stopped ringing.

Wise words  :hi:

Online BamBam

Seen Lisa and she is hot.
I prefer natural tits to clamp ons and Lisa has a great pair of natural tits.
And yes what a pussy. Beautiful big pussy lips just hang down for licking

An awesome experience I can’t wait to see her again

Offline justalad

Seen Lisa and she is hot.

An awesome experience I can’t wait to see her again
Good luck getting hold of her and make sure you are socially distanced in the queue.

Offline Mikey100

Fun how i received abuse for giving her a negative review for cancelling my booking and trying to rearrange but not it seems to be a common occurrence readers are now accepting negative comments.
I dont care how good her massage is, there are better girls out there that dont mess you about. She is well and truly off my list.

Offline justalad

Fun how i received abuse for giving her a negative review for cancelling my booking and trying to rearrange but not it seems to be a common occurrence readers are now accepting negative comments.
I dont care how good her massage is, there are better girls out there that dont mess you about. She is well and truly off my list.
I did say borderline neutral / negative in my view on your review.  Now 100% negative - agree  :hi:

Offline Mikey100


Offline Bonio

Fun how i received abuse for giving her a negative review for cancelling my booking and trying to rearrange but not it seems to be a common occurrence readers are now accepting negative comments.
I dont care how good her massage is, there are better girls out there that dont mess you about. She is well and truly off my list.

I said it was subjective and probably a neutral for me at the time. The more evidence of crap comms the more negative the reviews should be. So no problem on that.