Audrey the Aussie - Incall Russell Square

[jimmypoo]

Early May 2014

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Great girl.

Fast, friendly replies to my messages, we quickly found a time convenient for us both to meet.

Audrey was working from a Hotel on Russell Square, room number texted, as soon as she checked in.  I arrived early and had a drink at the bar, there was no problem going to the room.  Room quite spacious with large double bed.

Audrey is very pretty, warm smile, no older than the stated 25.  She was wearing a black dress that gave no clue as to what her figure was like, but looked very good on her.  I was a little daunted at the fact she has 2 Degrees, conversing with intellectuals can be quite stilted - I needn't have worried as Audrey is very down to earth and conversation flowed.

.....Audrey stood up and lifted her dress over her head, to reveal her perfectly proportioned, well toned, size 8 NAKED figure.  I took quite a few moments to take her all in - I'll never forget this sight!  I quickly got undressed and she joined me on the bed for some proper kissing.  She started playing with my little chap, she broke off the kissing to, what looked liked a thorough inspection of my member, I feared a heavy wet-wiping was coming my way.  Audrey noticed my concern, smiled and said in her soft Australian accent that she loves dick - nice to know.  With that, she went down on me, kissing and flicking her tongue on the tip.

It was at this point, I asked if I could extend my booking, I could, so I did!

DATY!  Audrey is au naturel!  I can't remember the last time I saw this!  BEAUTIFUL!  She's right, vegetarians do taste better!

On with the jacket and my favourite - Cowgirl!  What a sight, Audrey bouncing away, softly moaning.  I wanted to kiss Audrey again, so MISH followed - she's such a great kisser!  Being the Gentleman that I am , I asked Audrey her preference - Doggie, most enjoyable.

I had such a wonderful time, I've already repeated!

[NightKid]

Glad you had a good punt and shared it. But I must say, the way she worded her profile makes her sound like a stuck up bint.
To illustrate my point, I give you the quote below:

Q. Sorry for short notice but.. / I realise its last minute but.. / Hoped you would make an exception ...   A. I do not engage with disingenuous, disrespectful, entitled 'special snowflakes'. Expect stone cold silence in response to messages that contain these phrases.

Rather than realising some people are forced to punt spontaneously or even simply re-emphasising she doesn't do short notices, she just had to go write that instead.
But what really gets my goat is that she thinks someone who says "Sorry for short notice"  is being disingenuous/disrespectful/entitled ... stupid cunt. 

Edit: P.S. I should clarify that the above was more of me ranting than anything else but I'm sure the "established judges" will be along shortly, especially since you mentioned the much-maligned ... degree educated. 

[jimmypoo]

Glad you had a good punt and shared it. But I must say, the way she worded her profile makes her sound like a stuck up bint.
To illustrate my point, I give you the quote below:

Rather than realising some people are forced to punt spontaneously or even simply re-emphasising she doesn't do short notices, she just had to go write that instead.
But what really gets my goat is that she thinks someone who says "Sorry for short notice"  is being disingenuous/disrespectful/entitled ... stupid cunt. 

Edit: P.S. I should clarify that the above was more of me ranting than anything else but I'm sure the "established judges" will be along shortly, especially since you mentioned the much-maligned ... degree educated. 

NightKid,

You're a very respected member of the board.

Any feedback from you is MOST helpful.

In Audreys defence, I think(IMHO), that she wasn't trying to cause any offense, just trying to establish a MAINLY outcall clientele, without wasting anybodies time, hence the short notice booking 'thing.'

She's a really really nice girl, whom I enjoyed seeing so much, I'm 3peating!

Nothing more to say....

Sorry.

[jimmypoo]

Sorry for the crap response  - no disrespect intended!

[NightKid]

I appreciate the kind words. And there's no need for you to apologise, I understand what you're saying and it's not like I'm holding you accountable for what she wrote on her profile. 

But yeah, if you'd care to mention my feedback about that particular bit of her profile when you meet her again then that'll be great.
Maybe it's just my frustration of being completely blanked at comms recently getting the better of me again, but surely I'm not the only one who thinks she could've expressed herself a bit more diplomatically?

In any case, thanks again for sharing and go nuts on the three-peat. 

[Stealthshagger]

Agree with Nightkid. I saw her profile when she was new and emailed her. And her cuntishness was as her profile sugested, from my experience.

I am glad you had a good time and a good punt, and thank you for the review. Personally I have had enough of WGs who think they are gods gift and therefore show or appear to show contempt for clients, and feel one should be lucky to be able to pay them for their services. Look at her profile. Is that how youd introduce yourself to clients in any other field? Hi, dont ask me stupid shit as I dont have time?

[LL]

Sounds like a good punt mate, and thanks for the review.

[Jimmyredcab]

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[yorkshire123]

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[Jimmyredcab]

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And your point is what exactly. ???????????????????????????????????????????

Yet another fucking useless photo.     

[yorkshire123]

And your point is what exactly. ???????????????????????????????????????????

Yet another fucking useless photo.     

Your a hard man to please Jimmy, that much head banging can't be good for your health.
The op had a good punt and posted a review, & i doubt very much he asked for you to make a donation against the cost (if he did then you are right to complain)
The prossie has shown a face pic or at least more of one than most do.

What do you want, a page 3 portfolio style profile? 

No wonder your thinking of giving it up

[Illya Kurakin]

Has anyone seen an Aussie girl on AW or elsewhere in London who does CIM? Most of the ones I have considered do not even offer OWO.

[Jimmyredcab]

Your a hard man to please Jimmy, that much head banging can't be good for your health.
The op had a good punt and posted a review, & i doubt very much he asked for you to make a donation against the cost (if he did then you are right to complain)
The prossie has shown a face pic or at least more of one than most do.

What do you want, a page 3 portfolio style profile? 

No wonder your thinking of giving it up

It is people like you who encourage these pro$$ies to put up totally useless photos ----------------- you don't have to be David Bailey to take a decent photo, a 5 year old could do it.   

[yorkshire123]

It is people like you who encourage these pro$$ies to put up totally useless photos ----------------- you don't have to be David Bailey to take a decent photo, a 5 year old could do it.   

I don't encourage anybody to do anything, its a buyers market, if you don't like what you see don't buy it & move on.
No point in moaning about like a broken record.

If i decide to take a punt (no pun intended) on a prossie with piss poor photo's & its goes tits up then i only have myself to blame. That I'm sure we can agree on? and i would expect & accept a big fat "told you so" speech from your good self.

OP, sorry for derailing your review, glad you enjoyed it.

[Jimmyredcab]

I don't encourage anybody to do anything, its a buyers market.

Exactly, it's a buyers market --------------------- if we all insisted on a face picture they would have two simply choices, put up a decent picture or go back to stacking shelves in Asda.     

[Stealthshagger]

speaking of stacked shelves, who is that in your avatar harry?

[timtam]

Hi! New to this board. I'm from the US.

Has anyone actually gotten CIM from Audrey the Aussie? I see that's on offer on her menu now in her adultwork profile.

I've seen her before when she was in the US. CIM was never on offer from her, or YMMV (at discretion, effectively meaning never). Visiting London soon. Thinking of paying her a visit if her menu has actually expanded.

Thanks for any intel on this!

[Andy-ShyGuy]

Emailed Audrey last night to try and set something up for this Thursday.  As a general rule if I'm staying an hour I like to agree on what clothing will be worn by the lady....in response to my request I received the following reply:
"i don't cater to clothing/outfit requests"

At £140 for an hour then I don't think so....it's a no from me which is a shame as I haven't yet ticked an Aussie off my punting list of nationalities shagged.

[LL]

Emailed Audrey last night to try and set something up for this Thursday.  As a general rule if I'm staying an hour I like to agree on what clothing will be worn by the lady....in response to my request I received the following reply:
"i don't cater to clothing/outfit requests"

At £140 for an hour then I don't think so....it's a no from me which is a shame as I haven't yet ticked an Aussie off my punting list of nationalities shagged.

Not even very polite is it? I'd be tempted to write back and say, "OK but do you do foreign accents?, like say Russian, as the Aussie accent doesn't do it for me"